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☎️ Bestie Hotline : Groundhog Day, The Dilemon of Life

<p>Todays caller needs to know how to get through the daily grind.</p><p><br></p><p>VOTE FOR US!! The Listeners Choice Award has our name on it 😉</p><p><a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Triathlons, Growing Pains and an Absolute Fizzer of a Halloween

<p>Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (come at us Queenslanders, you have stuff to answer for!) basically we’re here, we’re full of opinions and straight outta time.</p><p><br></p><p>Also PLEASE vote for us for the Listeners Choice Award at the Australian Podcast Awards:</p><p>https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daycare is High Maintenance

<p>Todays caller wants to know if moving daycares is worse than dealing with the pass-agg educator of her son.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Got D&amp;M Fomo?

<p>Gem is up to her eye balls in wallpaper glue and Revz is almost certifiably dead post-triathalon, so we don’t have any chat in us this week BUT we thought we’d give you a little sample taste-test of our bonus subscription episodes: D&amp;M. We’ve put together some of our favourite moments so you can try it out and see if it’s for you. Missss you, see you next week 👋🏻</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Sorry, I Want A Career

<p>Today's caller wants to know how to banish that mum guilt when it's all on her shoulders but she loves to work.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Perfect Hair &amp; SIL Texts

<p>Gem is a bit annoyed at a particular trending audio cos she thinks it’s cutting our poddy grass. Revz gives Gem some shade for her Shakespearean arched accent and Gem thinks that’s pedestrian (we’re off to a great start). We talk about “woke comedy” and the pros and cons of funny v punching down. Gem muses on her half-whiteness and how things have changed culturally in Oz since she arrived in the 90s. Then Revz doesn’t have time for doing her kids hair cos she’s NEVER HAPPY and it’s a constant fight. Have we already arrived in Teen Town? Cos if we have, can we take the bus outta here?</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to support Revz and her sister and cousin do a Triathlon to raise money for MS research you can here: <a href="https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/">https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/</a></p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon</p><p>Revz- Saturday Night Pasta by FIX</p><p>Gem- Sunday Living Co</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Hate My Son's Nickname

<p>Todays caller is wondering if she can control her son's rebrand.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Sex In The Carpark, Not A Vibe.

<p>So Revz’s current “superpower” is making Memojis, so Gem is up for a special kind of ✨soft launch✨. Then we are all processing that Gem might be moving to Cabarita (not really) and in her Reno journey, Gem has discovered that she may have been signalling to the whole neighbourhood that her and Hubs are swingers. Speaking of, Gem went on a date night that took a real turn (down Lovers Lane, cough cough) and it’s QUITE the story. Revz has been reminiscing about annoying neighbours and tells us about the time she got sweet revenge on a mean Scottish neighbour.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Doesn’t Care About IVF

<p>Todays caller wonders if she can make her husband give a F about her IVF devastation.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

That's An Expensive Full Moon

<p>Ok so, Revz has a friend, and we hope you all have one like this. She calls her Crazy Lisa and she’s really lived up to her title this week, strap yourselves in. Then Revz received a bill this week and you’ll die when you hear what for. Iggy is brimming with testosterone and it’s driving Gem bananas and Revzy has worked out that her whole personality is tied up in her finger nails. Here there and everywhere, bringing you the smiles and trials for your Tuesday. Have a great week DLs!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Fake It Til You Make It

<p>This weeks caller wants to know how to deal with her imposter syndrome.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

She Caught The Groom Breastfeeding

<p>Well. We have a lot to discuss starting with a follow up to a Bestie Hotline a few weeks ago about a shitty, trauma dumping nanny. Spoiler alert: she CAN get worse and she needs to be publicly shamed. And speaking of weddings, Revz heard a story recently and she wants it *verified* cos it kinda reminds her of another potential urban legend she heard years ago and if these things are really happening humans are far more interesting than we ever thought. Also, obviously updates on the Caba Reno and Americano, cos we know why you come here…</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter’s Dad is MIA

<p>Todays caller is wondering if she should bother trying to get her baby daddy to be in their kid’s life.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Son, This Is A Period

<p>Fun new dinner party game Revz has invented; what country are you? She thinks she’s Iceland (looks great on Insta but ALOT of shit to sort out, ya know) can you pick what Gem is? Then Gem had a potential teaching moment happen this week and she.. well.. fucked it. She fucked it. But when is “too soon” to teach your kids about women’s cycles and is there even a too soon? Then Revz wants to chat about women changing their name. Is it still a thing? It is in our bubble but why do we do it that way and is the “family” name still a real deal? As always we touch on Bridgerton (lol, get OVER it) and you can bet there’s a decent helping of smut in there for your Tuesday too. Love you DL’S !</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dealing with Mini Mean Girls

<p>This week's caller wants to know if she should get involved with her baby's bully.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The New “Talk” We Have to Prepare For With Our Kids

<p>Firstly, smooth or crunchy, what’s your peanut butter style? Cos it says a lot about who you are. And as far as style goes. permanent jewellery… are we vibing it? WTF is it and would you “commit”? On commitment, Revz is considering getting a tattoo, for the experience, and how much of life is worth the drama for the experience? Then, sex education is evolving so fast (thank god) but how do we deal with the fact that porn is a thing our kids will see. How do we talk to them about it and how to we prepare ourselves for that talk when we probably haven’t processed it ourselves. Then Gem has Cabba updates and Revz has a soundtrack for your kitchen disco. It’s ALL happening!</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Not spon yo_caba_caba</p><p>Lizzo album special</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want To Bang My Husband

<p>Today's caller isn't feeling it and is wondering if she has to or how she can.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

So What, I Need A Mullet Now?

<p>Hello all you gorgeous people, it’s Tuesday and so we’re at it again, talking each other’s ears off about life, love and female mullets. That’s right. There’s a “new” hairstyle that Gem (semi-new, lazy-girl, TikTok trend, beauty correspondent) is bringing to the table and it’s… weird? Or super cool. We don’t know. And Gem has a new family member; yep, she FOUND an Au Pair and frankly Revz is relieved. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her phone addiction and while resistant at first, Gem might actually get through to her for once on something #putdownthephone. Oh also, teddy is gonna be a costume designer and we’re all pretty excited about that. Happy SPRING VIBES besties, we’re glad to have you here with us!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Nanny Is Trauma Dumping on Me

<p>Todays caller....isn't calling..... she's with us! And she wants to know how to detach from a problematic Nanny.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Renovating, Co-Parenting &amp; Dating, oh my!

<p>Well, Revz algorithm thinks she likes roller skating content, that’s weird and wait.. Gem’s too? How weird is the internet. Speaking of weird; therapy. God it’s good. Revz has a timely reminder of how important it it to keep the noggin healthy and ain't that the truth. Then, Gem has an exciting announcement that is going to be everyone’s favourite content / reno channel and no we will not be going on The Block. Then Revz is struggling with her coparenting responsibilities and she needs to call whinge FM you guys. Then The Good Mum is on holiday with Gem’s Mum and what is that about?!? Then Gem has some advice for Revz (oh god) so saddle up! Happy Tuesday Bestie boos! </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon:</p><p>Gem : Nicole Fendle</p><p>Revz : </p><p>ikea sedlig spoons </p><p><a href="https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/sedlig-spoon-stainless-steel-20188586/">https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/sedlig-spoon-stainless-steel-20188586/</a></p><p>Upplaga Bowl</p><p><a href="https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/upplaga-bowl-white-60438022/">https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/upplaga-bowl-white-60438022/</a></p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe to our D&amp;M BONUS content on Apple Podcasts:</p><p>http://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does Size Actually Matter?

<p>Today’s caller is wondering why her size varies so dramatically between stores. Is it capitalism, mysogyny or chy-na?</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs

<p>Um, what WHAT?!? It’s a bloody special day because back by popular demand, THE GOOD MUM is here! She was gonna just listen but what a lol that idea was. And Besties we get pretty deep, but first, Claire (The Good Mum) is shitty at Revz that she hasn’t filled her in on the new (not) BF. Gem wants to talk eyebrow lamination and Claire runs us through her poddy ritual. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the sick kid work guilt THANG which we wanna know, is it just a women problem? Then Gem has received a salty DM that has set her off, but is it really the DM or does she have to face down shit she’s been sweeping under the rug. Thanks for being with us, Besties, it’s a deep and meaningful today! </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon:</p><p><br></p><p>Gem : @modibodi training undies</p><p>Revz : Sheike wonderland shirt</p><p><a href="https://www.sheike.com.au/collections/tops/products/wonderland-shirt">https://www.sheike.com.au/collections/tops/products/wonderland-shirt</a></p><p>Claire : Seed ribbed tank</p><p><a href="https://www.seedheritage.com/p/fitted-rib-tank/2207083001-WHISPWHTE-S-se.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b-BlIzr-QIVxSMrCh1eBw-gEAQYASABEgKqB_D_BwE">https://www.seedheritage.com/p/fitted-rib-tank/2207083001-WHISPWHTE-S-se.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b-BlIzr-QIVxSMrCh1eBw-gEAQYASABEgKqB_D_BwE</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Don't Want Kids?

<p>Today's caller wants to know how you know you actually want to be a mum and if she has to make that decision NOW.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What Are Other People Doing With Their Money?

<p>First up, Revzy is blushing, what’s that all about? And then, quick update on the #candlebaby clan, we have some new additions to the family and we’re feeling very special about it. Then sorry for the FOMO but the (annual?) Bestie Brunch has been upgraded to bottomless, we cannot wait to meet you all. Now, unpopular opinion, we aren’t into a certain album that everyone is trying really hard to love and does that make us old? Or out of the loop? **cue manic singing** Then Gem brings yet another trend to the table for Revz to slam. Gem doesn’t have time for the avalanche of allergies and ailments that have come her way, on top of the insane winter time illnesses. And Revzy doesn’t have time for not knowing what everyone else is doing in their lives, specifically with their sex-lives and finances. Can we all hold hands and share a little more? Or is it too awkward to open the combo. Happy Tuesday legends, we’re so happy you’re here with us.</p><p><br></p><p>Not spons:</p><p>Gem @beau.hunting</p><p>Revz Becky Straight Jean from @decjuba</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Don't Tell Me My Kid Needs A Sibling

<p>This weeks caller would like to know why everyone insists her kid needs a sibling.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Day In The Life of a F*cked Off Mum

<p>Ok so, there&rsquo;s a new mani-style in town that Gem is all about, Revz is as suss as she is on skinny jeans and balayage but she&rsquo;s open, SHE&rsquo;S OPEN (she&rsquo;s not open). Speaking of open, how do we feel about &ldquo;vabbing&rdquo;? (hint; it involves your vag and your &lsquo;note points&rsquo;). Then Gem is trying so hard to stay positive about this new rhythm in her family life but she&rsquo;s at a limit and someone pass the coconut water. Then, you asked us for a day in the life and so we break it down, the whats the where&rsquo;s the why-the-fucks and the who&rsquo;s. Then in more episodes of Cos-You-Asked, Revz has all the intel on kids sharing a bedroom for you and GOD WE&rsquo;RE HELPFUL!</p> <p>Not Sponsored :&nbsp;</p> <p>Gem - Play and Code app</p> <p>Revz - We Are Feel Good Inc Coconut Sunscreen</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : They're Name Calling My Toddler

<p>This weeks caller wants her fam and friends to quit calling her kid a particular name.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Excuse Me? Is Everyone Squirting?

<p>OK besties, get ready because this weeks ep is loose! First up, to kick us off Gem needs more information on how to use body oil, but spoiler alert!... she’s a fan. Then we break down the top 6 sex positions as named by @triplejthehookup and we have a lot of opinions. Side bar... how come Gem knows so much about this stuff when she is a self proclaimed prude? Then, is everyone squirting? Or is there something wrong with us!? Then we take a long leisurely stroll down Ramsay Street, aka memory lane. And Gem retails us with stories of her days on Australia’s most loved soap. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the boring unending, relentless, train of sickness plaguing…. EVERYONE. Where is the line between 100% healthy and staying home from school and is it ever ok to send your kid off with a sniffle. From snot to doggie style it's a regular Tuesday in our house!</p><p><br></p><p>Not sponsored:</p><p>@lucymneville</p><p>@thebuild.com.au</p><p><br></p><p>Also mentioned:</p><p><a href="https://yusei.com.au/collections/skin/products/dew-body-oil-100ml">https://yusei.com.au/collections/skin/products/dew-body-oil-100ml</a></p><p>Palmer's Coconut Oil Formula Body Oil</p><p>@triplejthehookup Most popular sex positions</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Sister In Law is Stealing My Life

<p>Today's caller wants to know what she can do about her Sister in Law’s flagrant plagiarism.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Nothing Prepares You For Marriage Post-Children

<p>**Ok - something weird happens with the sound at the 29 minute mark** WE&rsquo;RE SORRY - we have tried to fix it.</p> <p>Now, first up, Boomers and technology - its not only a constant ball-ache being on the blower for tech support but also HOW do they make the tech mistakes they make? Enter Revz&rsquo; Mum with a real corker of an instagram mistake. Then.. OK INFLATION WTF. We try to come up with some genuine ways to make a bit of side cash so we can still do coffees and pilates. We say &ldquo;get f*cked&rdquo; many times. Then Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for her teenage baby boy. Everyday is an emotional roulette and she has no idea how to parent a boy like this. And Gem is struggling with her son actually (finally) growing up too. And then Gem wants to read a tear-jerker of a poem, doing the rounds on social media at the moment that really tugged at her marital heart-strings.&nbsp;</p> <p>Not Spon:</p> <p>Gem : Franks Hot Sauce</p> <p>Revz : Naked Sundays body makeup</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>