We Don't Have Time For This

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Ditch the Devon, Daycare!

<p>This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up.</p><p><br></p><p>SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : </p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

She’s Just So Jealous

<p>First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curious run in with a very beautiful man on Airtasker that ended in hilarity. Gem calls Revz out for her international dating history and Revz throws a bit of shade towards the Aussie bloke (ducks for cover). This week Gem doesn’t have time for her daughter’s jealousy, which has really ramped up in light of her brother getting some attention. Revz feels called to rep the first borns in this area which sparks a convo about sibling hierarchy. Then somehow we end up back at gentle parenting, yet again! Oh and we have a huge announcement...</p><p><br></p><p>SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : </p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is Hating My Husband… Permanent?

<p>This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Episode We Finally Get Cancelled

<p>Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another official trip to the doctor’s office and Revz wants to know why she did indeed dig in with the name. Then, are Voice Noters narcissistic? Cos that makes two of us. Gem has a real theory about this and Revz ain’t so sure. And then (shut your ears Boomers) can we talk about voicemail from your folks? It's not alright. Gem doesn’t have time for her new doctor, whose manhood she apparently challenged while asking for antibiotics. Which really unlocks a rage in Revz about male fragility and here we go! To follow this white rabbit down the hole we have a gender discussion, so, if you’re still here, thanks for listening! </p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Revz: Scrub Daddy</p><p>Gem: Next Kids Clothing https://www.next.com.au/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can You Talk About Saltburn, Already?

<p>Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Judging, But Not Judging

<p>Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty that her natural hair colour is having a moment, way too far past the point of being able to rock natural. Speaking of hair, Gem has found her dream low maintenance hairdresser with a battle-style technique she deeply respects. Then Revz is navigating her son’s style choices and Gem had a very confronting experience on a flight with kids. We cover a lot today and could have gone for another hour. Thanks for being here DLs.</p><p><br></p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: Search #monarchbutterfly</p><p>Revz: https://www.flipkip.com/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : No, You Can't Bring Your Boy To Brunch.

<p>Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch. </p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Trenches Be Trenching

<p>We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if our true Gutter Goblin energy is at risk. Revz has been holiday cramming and resting for Australia and she’s reinvigorated and ready (even to learn new gen alpha vernacular). Whereas Gem’s inner perfectionist doesn’t feel she “nailed” the break. And like all the damn children (who are going crazy) Gem maybe needs to go back to school and learn the difference between her phonetic and Greek alphabet. But we digress.. lots is happening this year. Gem’s kids are both embarking on firsts, but she’s not quite ready to tackle that. Revz is back to regular programming with a twist. Speaking of twists, Gem has to find herself a new au pair and is this Groundhog Day? And Revz was reminded after a week with toddlers just how HARD parenting young kids is and why oh why do we actually forget how hard it is? Can we make a pact not to? Toddler mums, we see you. Anyway welcome to 2024 Besties, we’ve got a big one in store for you.</p><p><br></p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: Dance Life on Prime</p><p>Revz: Follow @nourish_naturally on Insta</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The 40 by 40 List

<p>DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sales and it’s the dopamine download we all asked for. </p><p>Revz is holidaying so hard it hurts this year including a whole meet the fam situation and speaking of fam, a wee update on Gem’s third dependent. Then Revz doesn’t have time for shopping for Isla in the in between stage that hit her style vibes (but she perseveres) and Gem DOES have time for dreaming up her 40 by 40 goals and she’s recruiting Revz for this one. Who’s playing along? </p><p><br></p><p>Not spon: </p><p>-Kate - Kmart dry body oil spritz</p><p>-Gem - Alfie kids clothing ( and SORRY the actual handle is @alfie.est2011 ) </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Get Involved?

<p>This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene.</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Shamed in the School WhatsApp Group

<p>Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into Elf on the Shelf.... who saw that coming? (everyone) Revz doesn't have time for her ovulation pain, the sneaky cousin of period pain that seems to be hanging around a lot more frequently these days and she wants to know if this is normal or if something its going on. Then Revz got shamed in the class WhatsApp and Gem is mighty furious about it. Speaking of school... our little Raffa is off to big school after the break and we have BIG feelings about it. Finally, Gem doesn't have time for a new affliction, she's coined "staycation anxiety" but it might just be about incoming relatives. Some shining pre-Christmas not spons and a lot of hypocrisy served up fresh today. Enjoy DLs! </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon:</p><p>Revz: https://poppylissiman.com/</p><p>Gem: https://avantstudio.com.au/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Farm Of Lies; He's Cheating and I Know It

<p>One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gem’s Surprise Third Child (keep calm…)

<p>Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn&rsquo;t that WILD?! It&rsquo;s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say&hellip; Gem is back into an old ritual and Revz is thoroughly unconvinced. Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for a chill weekend she tried to have and wasn&rsquo;t at all allowed to have because of varying factors and then Gem regales us all with the Drama of a Third Dependent, and walks us through exactly what happened to poor Hubs! Merry Christmas Gem, who now has a 3rd person to care for, December baby!&nbsp;</p> <p>Not spon:&nbsp;</p> <p>Gem - Cooler bags as gifts (two brands, Sunday Living Co and OiOi)&nbsp;</p> <p>Revz - Decathlon for gifting</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Ignores My December Baby

<p>Today&rsquo;s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A Slice of Humble Christmas Pie

<p>Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it&rsquo;s a Wild West out there! We&rsquo;re getting psyched / shitting our pants for the LIVE Christmas Special this weekend and so we talk about that (but don&rsquo;t worry not too much 😅) And then Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for being chronically late which triggers a little recall from Revz about this time last year. Which does really make us think about how all our silly little brains work, especially Creatives. Then Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for the juggle of relationship and busy work seasons and she&rsquo;s asking for advice cos this is new territory for her. Some listeny, watchy #notspons and that&rsquo;s your Tuesday folks!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bastard Edged Me On My Birthday

<p>You won&rsquo;t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa&hellip; and on her birthday!&nbsp;</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands

<p>First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids &ldquo;kidnap&rdquo; hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We&rsquo;re back in show-mode and it&rsquo;s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel. Raffa wants a keyboard and Revz has warnings for Gem about this. Then Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for her complex relationship with her beauty standards bullshit, and Gem wants to talk about a comment in our Facebook group that threw a cat amongst our beautiful DL pigeons. It&rsquo;s a big and potentially divisive one today DLs so strap in!</p> <p>Not Spon:</p> <p>Gem: Kmart Whiteboard</p> <p>https://www.kmart.com.au/product/large-frame-multi-planner-board-42988618/</p> <p>Revz: Gentle Habits Car Diffuser</p> <p>https://www.gentlehabits.com.au/products/refillable-car-diffuser</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hey Grandma, He's Not Going to Listen

<p>Today's caller needs to school her parent.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?

<p>Hello you gorgeous DLs! It&rsquo;s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won&rsquo;t believe what Revz has gone and done, even with all the warning in the world from Gem and it has her money (and pride) flying out the window. Then Gem had an almost catastrophic social run-in that she fixed in a truly miraculous back-flip. Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for a certain lolly that did a number on her Teddy boy and Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for dinner party..how do we put this&hellip;FOMO? Some gifting friendly #notspons and lots of very strong opinions in this one (and of course the lols, as per). Love you all!</p> <p>Not Spons:</p> <p>Gem: Emma Kate Co Planners https://emmakateco.com/2024-planners/</p> <p>Revz: Kmart Acrylic Tumblers</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's a No(vember) From Me

<p>Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices…</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…

<p>Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on from our travel hack D&amp;M episode, Gem doesn’t have time for people (ahem) with Travel Day Anxiety and it’s giving Daddy Issues. Some controversial #notspons and a lot of contradictory feelings today, so strap on in!</p><p><br></p><p>Notspons:</p><p>Gem: Native Shoes </p><p>https://www.nativeshoes.com/jefferson-child/131001001999.html?cgid=bestsellers-for-kids&amp;idx=22</p><p>Revz: Run To The Sun</p><p>https://runtothesun.shop/collections/sets</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Quit My Job, Now What?

<p>Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

This Is A Bad Root

<p>Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline not-ok challenge for Revz through the Silly Season and it feels, well, a bit wrong. Maybe DLs can help. Then in a total gear shift, Gem has been pondering her early school life through Raffa’s school orientation process and it’s brought up a lot of repressed memories that make a lot of sense. Then Revzy’s friend (sounds fake but it’s real) has found herself an accidental erotic fiction muse and yes we have all the details. Buckle up. </p><p><br></p><p>Not spon: </p><p>Revz: Belvita Breakfast Biscuits</p><p>Gem: Octobuddy Phone Stick On</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/octobuddy_official/?hl=en</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby, Please Kick Them Out

<p>This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Woo Woo Backflip No One Saw Coming

<p>Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s changing accent but what’s really grinding her gears is Revz…having a favourite..stay with us…colour? This is a weird place DLs, but stay with us as we get into “Purple Ladies”. Then Revz doesn’t have time for rogue cycles and is dreaming of taking it all into her own very capable, very feminist, wildly unnecessary hands. Then Gem does a philosophical backflip for aesthetic reasons and Revz simply cannot with this and if you’re still here, happy Tuesday DLs, hope you enjoy the looney bin.</p><p><br></p><p>#Notspons:</p><p>Gem: Spell Stargazer Zodiac Ring https://aus.spell.co/</p><p>Revz: Brillo Beauty The Balm https://brillobeauty.com/products/the-balm-25g</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Break Up With My Wedding Planner?

<p>Today's caller has been ghosted by a very public person.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Tell Me That's Not A Ghost

<p>Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s trying to dress like she’s fighting fit, which leads us to the old cost-per-wear argument aka Girl Math. And Revz has a fashion hack that she thinks is legit but Gem thinks is questionable. We have a Raffa ear piercing update with a side of Lindsay Lohan and Gem asks Revz some curly(ish) questions. Then Revz doesn’t have time for an uninvited guest in her home (prepare the sage) and we have video evidence to really make your Tuesday. Thanks for being here legends, your besties, Gem &amp; Revz.</p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon:</p><p>Gem: Oh Flossy Kids Natural Make Up https://ohflossy.com/</p><p>Revz: @formallyeverafter</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Says I Spend Too Much On Me

<p>This weeks caller is getting questioned over how much she spends on herself.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

We Are Ick-Tok

<p>**A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to acknowledge the darkness in the world and our communities right now, and that this episode does not deal with that context.**</p><p><br></p><p>First up Gem has experienced the hack of all hacks when it comes to kids birthday party presents and we all need to get on this. Gem doesn’t have time for Raffa wanting her get her ears “adorned with jewels” (ok, nerd) and we have interesting thoughts about our thoughts on this one. Revz doesn’t have time for her late night owl behaviour, and having to make her partner put her to bed which leads to weird discoveries about “Daddy” and “Mummy” which very quickly descends into a huge unearthing of our Icks. And it’s a loose lolacoaster from then on DLs, please buckle up and share your own icks in the Facebook group. </p><p><br></p><p>—</p><p>Today is the last chance to vote for us for the Australian Podcast Awards : </p><p>https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting</p><p><br></p><p>#NotSpon</p><p>Gem: @luv_lou sunglasses case </p><p>Revz: oat milk? Ok Revz.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Another Baby Break Us

<p>This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page. </p><p><br></p><p>Please vote for us:</p><p>https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>