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☎️ Bestie Hotline Rewind : My MIL Butchered My Kids First Haircut

<p>This week's caller needs to know how to recover from this gross overstep.</p><p><br></p><p>Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay!</p><p>https://www.cashrewards.com.au/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pets? In This Economy?

<p>First up how many chargers and cables do you own, like, collectively in your household? Is it a Christmas lights situation or what? Then, Revz got recognised but not in a fun-famous way and it was… humbling. Then Gem doesn’t have time for Raffas daycare “encouraging” pet ownership when she thought she was getting away with it. Can the neighbours dog just, like, do? And Revz is feeling the serious pinch (like aren’t we all) with the insanity of cozzy lives and mortgage bullsh*t can we get an amen? Then Gem has one of her more passionate #notspons to date and Revz is a hypocrite. </p><p>Gem: Mama Tom Yum Noodles</p><p>Revz: Silk pillowcases</p><p>Reference: Episode 57. How Much Is That Disaster In The Window?</p><p><br></p><p>Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay!</p><p>https://www.cashrewards.com.au/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Boomer Mum Doesn't Get My Marriage

<p>Today's caller does not have time for her Mum's old school priorities.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pimples and Wrinkles and Fairies, Oh My.

<p>Well. Instagram has spoken. “Hubby” and variations are cringe. Hot damn, we were oblivious?! But we’ve come this far, ya know? In other self-conscious developments Iggy’s toilet training, boring or not, is going great* (*at the time of recording. Cough, cough, piss piss). Revz doesn’t have time for her projecting of her own past failures onto her kid, cos she’s been so surprised by her DD’s success and that’s kinda weird. Then, Gem can’t believe what her brother went and did for his 40th (like, x 100). Happy Tuesday DL’s. We’re so so glad you’re here.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Boomer Stole My Carspace

<p>Today's caller is wondering if she should have spoken up. </p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe to D&amp;M:</p><p>Apple Podcasts:</p><p>https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify:</p><p>https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

I'm Trying to Care

<p>What happens when you’re so far beyond the kid stage your mate is deep in and they come to you with a vent…and you simply…can’t… care? That’s kind of what happens today between us. Although we (Revz) is try’na be better. Gem gives multiple updates including #bingate, #<a href="http://oblong.com/">oblong.com</a> and #bribesforIggy; there’s a lot going on. Then, Revz has so many moving parts and so many factors going on in her life it’s all a little bit much sometimes. It’s a real Grass-Is-Always-Greener sitch and we are getting right into that. Also some bomb #NotSpons and ofcourse some random facts from Gem Schmem (throwback!).</p><p>If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: </p><p>www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live</p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon</p><p>Revz: Nala underwear</p><p>Gem: Jones and Co Homewares</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kids Have Joined the Cult of Busy

<p>Today's caller is questioning how many activities is too many.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Miss 37 Wants A $500 Bin

<p>Ok, straight up, this gets loose. Gem is a bit sick, Revz was approaching shark week and is seriously angry at… someone? No one? Just bee in the bonnet vibes. Revz doesn’t have time for, well, pretty standard Mum Language (please don’t cancel her, she’s overreacting) and Gem is obsessing over literal garbage. Expensive garbage. Then Gem stepped outside her bubble for 20 min and didn’t like what she heard AT ALL. She’s here to ask some questions about how, like, most of the world talks (or listens). If you listened to us through lock down that’s the loose vibe we’re dealing with today, hope you enjoy the ride, Mamas!</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: <a href="http://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live">www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live</a></p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon</p><p>Gem: Massage gun</p><p>Revz: Flint rechargeable lighter </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Kid Is The Problem

<p>Todays caller wonders if she should bring up the real issue… again. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can I Protect You From Disappointment, Baby?

<p>First up. The Purple Wiggle. Discuss (it’s ok, we’ll do it). Revz has thoughts. Gem is playing catch up. The DLs are sweating. We tease out this odd day we call Valentines. Then Revz has an update on her stage-obsessed eldest and we just basically can’t stop unpicking our pride, fear and complicated relationship with our kids and the idea of them performing. Like can’t stop. Can we save our kids from disappointment or is that just Hungy P not our job?</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: <a href="http://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live">www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live</a></p><p><br></p><p>Bonus D&amp;M eps on Spotify. Subscribe here:</p><p>https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe</p><p><br></p><p>Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours here:</p><p><a href="https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood">https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood</a></p><p>#NotSponsored </p><p><br></p><p>Revz : @overheardnewyork </p><p>Gem : Bedtime Explorers</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Tits Are In My Shoes

<p>Today's caller needs a good bra or to go under the knife. Discuss.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Long Game

<p>Wow. So many hacks today. Hacking parenthood, holiday, life, hospitals, you name it. But first, Gem has beef with the Goliath aka Kmart. And rightly so. Revz tells us about her city Staycay and how good older kids are (again). Gem has an Iggy update, and it’s more surgery for the little dude, (send thumb bunnies) but we’re praying for a #gamechanger. Revz is attempting some big level ups in the parenting stakes and it’s such a slog, you guys. Thanks for being here! </p><p><br></p><p>ANDROID DLs! We are now offering bonus subscription eps on Spotify… you’re welcome..</p><p>https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe</p><p><br></p><p>#NotSponsored </p><p><br></p><p>Revz : @crocs </p><p>Gem : Matilda on @netflix</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Be Happy For My Friend

<p>Today's caller is struggling to have equal happiness for both friends.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Imagine Just Existing

<p>CW: Disordered Eating. </p><p><br></p><p>Hello gorgeous besties! It’s not even February and whinge FM is turned up to full volume. Gem does not have time for the fact that there are literally hundreds of photos of her kids with Hubs and so, so few of her. Why don’t we ask for the photo, get in the photo, heck, DEMAND the photo? Then Revz doesn’t have time, once again, for the unwelcome return of her old frenemy, Body Image. It’s back and it’s mutated into a weird strain and it’s exhausting. Then Gem is FINE to “decay” but absolutely not to turn 40. It’s a numbers game. If you’re upset by discussions of disordered eating or body image this week, DLs, maybe skip this one. If not, we tease it out, together. Huge love, Gem &amp; Revz. </p><p><br></p><p>Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours just in time for Valentine’s Day here:</p><p><a href="https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood">https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood</a></p><p><br></p><p>ANDROID DLs! We are now offering bonus subscription eps on Spotify… you’re welcome..</p><p><a href="https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe">https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe</a> </p><p><br></p><p>If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here : </p><p><a href="http://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live">www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live</a> </p><p><br></p><p>#NotSponsored </p><p><br></p><p>Revz : @mcobeauty Brow Lamination Set Wand </p><p>Gem : @July Suitcases</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm The First To Have Kids.

<p>Today's caller wonders if she should be offended or just pretend she doesn't have kids.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can You Take Your Own Advice?

<p>Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps Revz attempt to make a statement and it’s awkward guys, it’s awkward. Iggy is out of his cast and Gem fills us in on how it became his comfort blanket, along with his multiple other comfort items and how he’s resisting turning 3, bless him. Revz is the queen of being strong for everyone around her and a Dunst in her own life as was highlighted this week in a convo with The Good Mum™️ and then we have some elaborate not spons so stick around. Getting right into the new year with gusto, girlfriends! Thanks for being here!</p><p><br></p><p>Gretchen Rubin Personality Quiz:</p><p><a href="https://gretchenrubin.com/quiz/">https://gretchenrubin.com/quiz/</a></p><p><br></p><p>If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: <a href="http://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live">www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live</a></p><p><br></p><p>#NotSponsored </p><p><br></p><p>Revz : Mid-range shower oil @thisisgentlehabits</p><p>Bonus: @marcoandredasilva</p><p>Gem : Balance Boards @barefootandsalty_</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Apparently My Friends Don't Like Me

<p>Today's caller needs some emotional support.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Fights Over The Year Ahead

<p>We’re back! Gem has (literally) been round the world and she’s back with stories and OPINIONS. Revz had a frenetic break. But now it’s time for breakthroughs! So; doing the Harry &amp; Meghan thing we’re going to get into the very fashionable “word of the year” concept. Gem failed so hard with hers last year, which Revz points out without any holds barred. But what should this year be? Gem has great ideas for Revz but will she take on Revz’s ideas for her? Gem wants to be even harder on herself than usual and Revz wants to let it all go. Safe to say there’s a lot of “hard disagree” thrown around this week, setting the tone for what is going to be a HUGE year DLs! </p><p><br></p><p>If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here : <a href="http://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live">www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live</a></p><p><br></p><p>#NotSponsored </p><p><br></p><p>Revz : $99 wills what what! <a href="mailto:L.ryan@ryanlawyers.com.au">L.ryan@ryanlawyers.com.au</a> </p><p><br></p><p>Gem : Mezi jewellery @mezi_australia</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have This Whoops Baby?

<p>Today's caller has found herself... in a situation.</p><p>Content Warning: pregnancy/ termination/ vasectomy.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Oversharer’s Hangover

<p>Are you an oversharer or a lurker (guess that’s called private?) today we talk about being “too much” in a social situation and how there are some of us who just fill the space (cough, cough, 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️). Also if we’re at a girl’s lunch you better be bringing the chat, and we want it spicy. We discuss these things called “boundaries” (never heard of them). Then Gem tells us about Iggy’s emergency stint and surgery 💔 and the weird reaction we can have to general anaesthetic. And off Gem goes on a long haul flight with a bandage bear. Merry week before Christmas DLs!</p><p><br></p><p>If you want MORE from us, you can now grab an annual subscription on Apple Podcasts (GREAT last minute gift idea or one for the husbands to gift YOU!)</p><p><br></p><p>To get a 44% discount on Inside Out Magazine subscription head to:</p><p>magshop.com.au/iopeanut</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Leave Me Alone In December

<p>Todays caller wonders why the other 11 months of the year aren't used for guilt like this month.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Solo Parenting and Single Parenting

<p>Gem's flying Hans Solo again and Raffa's prank really interrupted her out of hours zoom call. Revz did the school concert single and it made her really emosh in all directions. We talk about some other stuff too.... Happy Tuesday legends! Hope you’ve done your Chrissy shopping.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Badgers Me For Kid Pics

<p>Today's caller wants to hand off her needy MIL to her actual son.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Hungy-P it's 100 Episodes!

<p>WELL SHIT! we’ve been talking at you for 100 episodes. Over 2 million downloads. It’s a lot for all of us, DLs, especially those with no time. But today we want to hear from you, so we asked you to ask us literally ANYTHING and you delivered. From nanny chat to soft launches, to jealousy, friendship, sex lives, postpartum bodies, work shit, confidence (and insecurity) kids, personal brands, partners and the mental load - THIS is the episode to sum up our ✨opinions✨ to the aliens studying our planet. </p><p><br></p><p>A truly massive thank you to you all for being with us for 100 eps! We adore this community (almost more than our children). Here’s to the next 100 more!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Merry Judge-mas

<p>Todays caller wants to know how to tackle Christmas with kids who just wanna be kids and parents who want Hallmark moments.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The First Airbnb Guests Were... A Disaster

<p>First up, a thank you and an apology re: our little show being in the Top 10 Australian Podcasts. So, all our real life mates have weighed in on last weeks show and it’s sent Gem on a deep-dive investigation on the topic of Swinging. She went down the DM and YouTube rabbit hole and has some findings she wants to report back on. So do you wanna “play” or are you “vanilla”? And what part of relationship, cerebral or magical, are we most attracted to? And do we all really have a type? Revz thinks Gem has a type and Gem has a host of theories on what Revz “type” might be. And HOW WEIRD is attraction? Have you ever had the same type as your bestie? Cos we are RELIEVED that we have never competed for the same guy. Then, Gem forgot her anniversary cos she’s Wife Of The Year and Revz can’t believe the power men have in ✨making plans✨. Oh and Gem had her first airbnb guests and it did not 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 well 👏🏼. She tells us the whole sordid story and saddle up DLs there’s lots to unpack this week! Thanks for being here, we love the tits off you x</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Colleagues Shame Me For Being A Mum

<p>Todays caller wants to call off her judgey work colleagues.</p><p><br></p><p>Chemist Warehouse and Centrum Kids promotional content. If you experience any issue with the product, please contact @centrum</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Are We At The 'Key Party' Stage of Life?

<p>Ok do not mention the f*kn elf. Do not! That’s all on that right now because Revz “snuck” “off” (went) to an appointment without Gem and she’s dirty. Probably because she very nearly ruined a wedding. You read that right! Maybe someone should have gentle parented her (EYE ROLL) or would that have made her a terrible, snowflake employee? Gem thinks yes maybe! and oh, Raffa wants a baby sister for Christmas. LOTS going on that we don’t have time for, thanks for being here, Queens.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Besties Three Kids Are a Lot

<p>Todays caller "loves her besties three kids like they're her own"... or does she?</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Accidental 000 Is Kinda Our Thing

<p>Revz is sick and it makes her give even fewer f*cks than usual so look out. Gem has had some major relief on the allergy front but Raff still made some questionable phone calls while Gem was on the shitter. Gem is lolling at the new Gambling guidelines and Revz is heading for a Gem-style massive burn out on the old work / life / parenting front. Also Gem has just unearthed some pretty game-changing hair tips and she really can’t stop giving you all the ✨context✨</p><p><br></p><p>Vote for us for Listener’s Choice in the Aus Podcast Awards! </p><p><a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>