We Don't Have Time For This

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Sydney

<p>Let&rsquo;s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Would You Go To Mars To Get Out Of Parenting?

<p>Well it&rsquo;s book week! But in other ball aches, Gems kids are all into the Lego (but more of that later). The live show has officially come to an end and no, we&rsquo;re not ok. Luckily we have Back Stage Pass to obsess a little further on. But as for today, Revz wants to know how quick you reply to your emails. Like are they texts? Or are the postal mail? What&rsquo;s the speed, here. And then we need to talk the colonisation of Mars, well at least Revz&rsquo; kids do. So what do you think about it? Would you go? What if a loved one got the call up? How would you feel? Then Gem needs some help with storage solutions for every minimalist parents nightmare&hellip; but never fear cos Revz has a not spon to save the day. Thanks for being here gorgeous gorgeous demure brats. We love our DLs so very much.</p> <p>Not Spons:</p> <p>Revz' Lego storage - https://www.instagram.com/p/C7kbUMDB09A/?igsh=MTE0Ym5tM2E3ZXc4cQ==</p> <p>Gem - https://ycljewels.com/collections/symbolism</p> <p>Revz - www.happyhairbrush.com.au</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Go Through My Kid’s Phone?

<p>This week&rsquo;s caller has off vibes about her step daughter&rsquo;s phone privacy.</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

She Has The Receipts

<p>First up, we DON’T go on and on about the live show because, guess what, we have a whole other show for that in BACKSTAGE PASS (which is in your feed right, very now). So Gem gives us an IUD update that, well, no- actually, many people asked for! Then Gem has a story that sends Revz into a shame-spiral by osmosis when her overthinking takes a spectacular turn of events in the form of a text exchange. Terrible for life, amazing for all of us here in pod land. Then Revz still gets served dating app content on socials and she’s noticed a trend that is equal parts intriguing and alarming. And that’s a real capital T Tuesday folks! Thanks for being here, we adore the pants off you!</p><p><br></p><p>Not spons:</p><p>Gem: Tottie backpack https://www.tottie.com.au/products/the-travel-backpack-tan</p><p>Kate: Amazon Powerbank https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/B0BXX7FFZJ?psc=1&amp;ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Perth

<p>Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is she Using me for her Wedding?

<p>An extra twisty dilemon for your Friday folks!</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Brisbane

<p>Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Playdate Economy

<p>Yo yo, Perth, we are IN you! Who’s coming down to the live show tomorrow night? Us! But before then, we have a job to do and Gem wants Revz to attempt to answer some curly kid questions (and she’s obviously obliging!). Then Revz doesn’t have time for the mum math of the play date economy, cos she’s done a balance sheet and she’s solidly in the red. How far can single mum status take you in the world of favours? Spoiler, not that far. Thanks for being here DLs and we’ll see all you Perth Queens soon!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is A Screen Detox in my Future?

<p>This week’s DL needs a pep talk on how to unplug her kids. </p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Great Sleep Creep

<p>Are we all taking creepy photos of our kids while they sleep? Cos same. What about your partner? No? Just Revz? It enough to make you get up early to put a full face on just to wake up next to your husband…(cough). Speaking of trad wives how often are we washing our bras? This may be another two-types-of-people situation. Gem doesn’t have time for her comments section popping off beyond her control which leads to a larger chat about being online and the hell-scape that the internet can be. Revz isn’t a comments section girlie and this straight confuses Gem who loves to grab the popcorn. We round out by testing your 2024 slang knowledge and god we’re getting old. </p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Hobart

<p>Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter is a Big Day

<p>Today’s caller wants to know how to deal with her daughter being so extra.</p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Adelaide

<p>Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Talking about Sex, Violence &amp; Porn with our Kids

<p>Well, we’re on our way to Adelaide and it looks like we’ve officially morphed into being the same person, head to toe. Guess that’s Tour life! First up, what’s the emoji you wish existed? Revz’ is a bit rogue and Gem is perplexed by what’s on the menu. But where’s the damn sausage? Then we get so into what Gem doesn’t have time for that we don’t have time for much else. A global uuuincident sparked the Mother Cogs in Gem’s noggin about telling your kids the truth about things while also keeping it age appropriate and protecting their innocence. A tricky and curly tightrope to walk and we fumble our way through it together. Thanks for being here DLs! </p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Melbourne

<p>Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's School Photos Suck

<p>This week’s DL needs to vent about her kid’s school photos.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Just a Pair of Recovering People Pleasers

<p>We are mere sleeps away from landing in Melbourne for opening night but before we do, we need to know… how are we all making our toast? Spread &gt; bread or bread &gt; spread — it’s important. Revz doesn’t have time for her dormant people pleasing letting her down spectacularly in what should have been a moment of self care. Gem is struggling with her son’s latest attitude shift and it sparks a revealing and interesting chat, in real time, about how our kids vie for our attention. </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon</p><p>Gem: https://www.mumclubstore.com.au/shop</p><p>Revz: Kmart Crew Socks</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Just Want Him To Appreciate Me

<p>Today's DL has a one way ticket to resentment town.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Anyone Down For A Menty B?

<p>First up, someone in our office has the WRONG idea about us and it’s adding to the spiral. What spiral? Oh just your regular flu induced Menty B, huh Revz? This week we don’t have time for how differently all our brains work. Yes, us specifically but also, all silly little human brains (cough, husbands, cough). Then Gem has a retraction to make, re: gentle parenting and it sparks a big chat about how the Boomers were parented and who hurt you Boomers, who hurt you? Then Revz has some stern words for Hobart and that’s our show, folks! </p><p>Not Spon:</p><p>Gem: https://lohy.com.au/</p><p>Revz: Kmart 30L Rectangular Pedal Bin - Matte Black</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Want You To Celebrate My Weight Loss?

<p>TW: Body Image and Disordered Eating</p><p>Today's DL needs some help to work through the mental gymnastics around her weight loss.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Alphas Be Alpha-ing

<p>This week, Revz has midnight activity in her house again but it&rsquo;s not necessarily what you think. Gen spent her screen-free morning very productively and do your kids know your phone number? Or are they glued to the YouTube? Then Revz had a sobering meeting at school that invoked the old &ldquo;black mist&rdquo; which really has us thinking about ALL the THINGS we could have learned at school instead of Pi&hellip; and then Gem brings some annecdotes from Teacher friends to the podcast for a frightening examination. A big one DLs, with lots of controversial opinions, so jump in the Facebook group and have your say.</p> <p>Not Spons:</p> <p>Gem: Sabbi Store</p> <p>Revz: Make Up Forever Lip Liner</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby Can't Hair

<p>This week's caller needs her husband to lift his hair game.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

We Want to Swaddle These Cheerleaders

<p>Geek alert. We&rsquo;ve had a very exciting stationery delivery and the fizz factor is at a 10. Yes we&rsquo;re in the rehearsal studio but we&rsquo;re never gonna leave you hanging with your eps, DLs, we know what&rsquo;s good. Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for the hubris of a flip of a sitch in her life and it has Gemma giggling. Then out of a sneaky back alley comes a theory about surrender but stay with us.. Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for her uncomfortable feelings watching Americans Sweethearts (Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders documentary) and it kicks off a chat about body, dance, misogyny and America. Ya know, Tuesday.&nbsp;</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Meet My Dad?

<p>Today's DL has a huge life moment she needs to squeeze.</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Unlocked: Watch Party: Bridgerton Season 3

<p>Gentle Listeners, we have watched Bridgerton (parts 1 &amp; 2) and we are ready to talk about it. From the glorious to the awkward we are getting granular on all things hot (and not) in the ton.</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can I Marry You Again in 10 Years?

<p>Well someone is having&hellip;what&rsquo;s the opposite of WILD&hellip; mundane (?) dreams of fastidious domesticity. Spoiler, it&rsquo;s Gem and it has Revz concerned. Revz has caught the ick from something online but it&rsquo;s revealing a pretty uncool double standard. Gem had a very close encounter quite literally from inside her vagina, and Revz is inspired by some family friends who &ldquo;remarry&rdquo; every decade. It opens up a big chat about vows, commitment and what you&rsquo;d do differently if you did it all again. If you even would, eh Revz?&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>#NotSpon</p> <p>Gem: https://open.spotify.com/show/2KyKUdEcHlnb4mENQYT4c3</p> <p>Revz: https://www.clinique.com.au/product/1603/4772/makeup/lip-glosses/almost-lipstick</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do Friendships Have An Expiry?

<p>Today&rsquo;s DL needs to know if she should hold on to her longest friendships or let them fade out.</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

You Let Your Kids Watch That?

<p>First up, we have a much requested update on Beanie-gate. The only person not that interested is Revz, but she&rsquo;s happy to oblige us all. Gem watched an old classic with the kids, unearthing a search for family movies, and in a podcasty twist of fate, so did Revz. But what&rsquo;s got her shook is the concerned DMs about Leo love scenes and big emotions. Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for her growing screen time guilt and is being tempted by a family digital detox but we&rsquo;re all asking, will it get harder before it gets better?&nbsp;</p> <p>#NotSpon :</p> <p>Gem: Lulu Funk Underwear https://www.lulufunk.com/en-au</p> <p>Revz: Braun IPL https://au.braun.com/en-au/female-hair-removal/silk-expert-pro-ipl</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have Nice Things, Though?

<p>This week&rsquo;s caller needs all the tips and tricks for a stylish home with a toddler.</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Mother Is Here: Amy Gerard In The House

<p>Today we have a guest. And you&rsquo;re right, we don&rsquo;t normally have guests, but when there&rsquo;s a fellow salty, real-talking mama on the loose, you know we snap her up for a chin wag. Folks, your favourite insta-mum Amy Gerard has written a book and she&rsquo;s here to talk all things juggle, relationships, the old &ldquo;having it all&rdquo; chat, raising boys and girls, and having kids on social media. We throw some of our fave vintage would-you-rathers at her, and ask her to weigh in on a few debates we&rsquo;ve had over the years. A great girlie catch up for your Tuesday morning!</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Follow: @amy.gerard</p> <p>Check out Amy's Book Here:</p> <p>https://www.booktopia.com.au/strap-yourself-in-amy-gerard/book/9781761470141.html</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>