We Don't Have Time For This

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Still Be Friends With Him?

<p>TW: Domestic Violence and Family Violence.</p><p><br></p><p>This week's DL wants her bestie in her life, but not her bestie's husband.</p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Some Rules About My Kid on Your Socials…

<p>Well, after you all broke the internet yesterday, we are getting straight into the important stuff &mdash; an update on Gem&rsquo;s toilet cubical selection data collection. Still here? Good. Cos just like every 2 year old toddler girl, we are out here being very busy and important, so naturally our lives are completely in order. Come again? You heard me. Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for the inconvenient truth that organisation actually works when getting your life together. Honestly, mind blown. Gem does have time for some very direct social media boundaries her relatives have laid down, and this sparks an interesting chat about kids and creative &ldquo;show off&rdquo;era vs sporting prowess. So yes, once again, we go everywhere, today! Thanks for being with us!&nbsp;</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : What Do You Do In Your Spare Time?

<p>Today's caller is wondering what she should have done when she was gifted some free time.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Back To Toddler Town

<p>Well, the sparkly tap-dancing show cat is well and truly out of the bag! We’re going on tour and omg yes, Perth, yes Adelaide, yes Tassie girlies we are COMING for you! This week, Gem is getting her sickness for the season out of the way, and while she rests, she is loving seeing men coming out with the allyship lately, but Revz isn’t so sure it’s time for the trophy cabinet just yet. Revz doesn’t have time for her 7 year old’s apparent regression to Toddler Town, and Gem is so very over her post partum hormones (but stop the press she’s DOING something about it — and it involved booking an appointment?!). Some very handy not spons and a lot of opinions served up this week. Thanks for being here DLs x </p><p>Credit: "Your Mate's A Dick To Women" @emersonbrophy</p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Revz: Up Banking https://hook.up.me/katerevz</p><p>Gem: Bubble Machine Ice Cream Foam Maker from Amazon</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Deal With My Pass-Ag Bestie

<p>Today's caller needs help on how to handle judgey comments about her kid.</p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Are We In Our Cringe Era?

<p>We&rsquo;re starting with an incredibly important and life-defining question today&hellip;where do you land? Revz went to a live music event and was very confronted by how old she felt - so she&rsquo;s coming for another generation now (don&rsquo;t tell the Boomers). Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for a 12 year old boy by the side of the road (true story), and Revz&rsquo;s kids made a deal with each other that she doesn&rsquo;t know whether or not to intervene on. Also we have some LIVE show updates and some silliness as per. We love you DLs! Thanks for hanging with us once again.&nbsp;</p> <p>Not Spons:</p> <p>Gem: https://cottonon.com/AU/bella-bootleg-pant/2056807-01.html</p> <p>Revz: https://gethommey.com/collections/robes</p> <p>Mentions: https://www.audible.com.au/pd/The-Anxious-Generation-Audiobook/B0CMV9RSXH?source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&amp;share_location=pdp</p> <p>_</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : To Take or Not Take The Baby

<p>This week’s DL has an offer too good to refuse.</p><p><br></p><p>_</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Slow-Clap &amp; Walk Away

<p>Happy Tuesday you wonderful legends. Kicking off the week, Revz kids have invented a one-part wholesome, one-part toilet humour game and it has to be shared. Speaking of Revz kids, Kate got a nanny and she’s higher than a zoomer on schoolies on this new world order. Gem was nonchalant about the school reunion but then found herself surprisingly chalant. And Revz is playing with bullying tactics to survive the primary school yard. Have a wonderful week, we adore the milky tits off you. </p><p><br></p><p>Not spon:</p><p>-Gem: Jetproof sensory socks</p><p>-Kate: Cotton on crew socks</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Talk About Blended Family Finances?

<p>This week’s caller is feeling frustrated with the money dynamics in her blended family. </p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Not My Responsibility!

<p>Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid&rsquo;s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did we mention she JUST met these people? Then, oh look, it&rsquo;s our old friend beauty standards back to make us have feelings. Gem is battling greys, from every angle (emotionally, physically&hellip;philosophically?) and it really makes us examine it all once again. Have we evolved or is this the slippery slope in action and why is this patriarchal topic ours to solve? The internal battle is REAL folks. Then Revz has concerns over Gem&rsquo;s nutrition and accidentally unearths some deep shit. Did Revz just concern-troll unearth some trauma? After all it is Tuesday. Also we both need to bleed and that might explain the entire episode. THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE!</p> <p>Not Spons:</p> <p>Gem: Full Love Potion Making Kit on Amazon</p> <p>Revz: Macy and Tailor Oven Baked Pressed Pretzels</p> <p>-</p> <p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p> <p>Apple &mdash;&nbsp;https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p> <p>Spotify &mdash; https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is This A Single Mum Life Hack or Too Risky?

<p>Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Making and Keeping Friends in the Mum Era (spoiler) Is Hard

<p>CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one. </p><p><br></p><p>We’re away from the city! What are we doing? Not working on the not-live-show, surely. Revz is stoked to be back in the country as she’s a tennis girlie now, and she won’t hear otherwise. Speaking of “anyone for tennis”, Gem is relieved because Yai is home (praise be) and she almost made it to the end of her trip without losing her marbles. And Gem has found a new reason to exercise that she never thought she needed, probably because of what the algorithm has been serving up, which has her attention, but not her mental health in mind. And Revz had a friend come to her with some friendship problems which gets us asking, why is friendship the first thing to go from the to-do list when you’re a mum? Have a great week DLs and take care of yourselves x</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Party Was a No Show Nightmare

<p>Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her. </p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Trolled By Your Toddler

<p>Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’s theme of absolute calamity and chaos, Revz made an accidental order that proved rather expensive (and embarrassing), and then got borderline scammed in a consignment store. Gem is doing some serious soul searching (hello 7 year itch!) and it’s leading her to some really interesting places - asking lots of curly questions of herself! Some very helpful / practical not spons, and lots of giggles on this loosey goosey one, DLs. Happy Tuesday!</p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Revz: @the.foldie.official</p><p>Gem: https://www.photoking.com/</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Think My Kid Is Obsessed With Her Carer

<p>This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Are Gen X the Best Parents?

<p>Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (or downright disdain, frankly) and Revz is a smug reformed girlie again. But let’s get down to it, Gem wants to share a story but is feeling mightily self conscious thanks to some online judgement that’s given her pause. We ponder on why the zoomers date how they do, and who’s to thank for their progressive attitudes to sex and dating, and we wonder if the Gen Xs just nailed this whole thing in this way. Then, Revz doesn’t have time for her newest parenting frontier, as much as she wants to absolutely nail it. It’s a windy road this week DLs, so strap in and enjoy!</p><p><br></p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Revz: First Period Pack https://www.modibodi.com/collections/teens</p><p>Gem: Follow @brookibakehouse</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Change My Name in 2024?

<p>Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name. </p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Mum-Guilt Is Peaking

<p>Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for this week anyway) and Gem is HERE for it. Revz is absolutely side-swiped by Mum-Guilt(TM) this week and she really needs to get into it with us all. When is school going to be set up for working parents? Or do we all just need to get comfortable with the uncomfortable (NO THANKS!). Some very lush #notspons and a whole lot of bestie love this week. Thanks for being here, DL’s!</p><p>#Notspons:</p><p>Gem: https://enapelly.com.au/</p><p>Revz: https://ciecie.com.au/collections/cie-cie</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don’t Do Threesomes

<p>This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours

<p>Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on another podcast and are we raising a little show baby here? Then Gem has a rogue (not to her) new crush and Revz is confused. And you all FLOODED our inbox after Revz shared her niche phobia (which has now been diagnosed by the internet and she did INDEED find her subreddits) and so we wanna go through some of the weird and wonderful fears that keep you up at night, because, Tuesday!</p><p>#Notspons:</p><p>Gem: The Pamela https://www.lmsthebrand.com.au/collections/pamela</p><p>Revz: T-shirts from https://www.uniqlo.com/au</p><p>—</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do I Have To Do The Daycare Party?

<p>Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What Do I Bring To Your BBQ in 2024?

<p>Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is it low iron levels? Surely there’s something we can blame? Then Revz has a non-retraction (think they call that a double-down) and QUIET DOWN INTERNET, OK? Now that’s done, Gem doesn’t have time for people messing with the social contract of how we host. Well, at least that’s how she starts out, buried under a mountain of ShouldsTM, guilt and projection, but is one couple’s social occassion yet another lesson in how we “should” all be doing things, or is this one of those “there’s two types of people” situation? Does Gem need to feel pressure or is there a “way” things are done that we need a memo on? Gem has so little time for this that we end up spending the entire episode arguing over the absolute minutia of hosting and attending a social occassion and thank god cos it seems there’s a LOT to it! Two killer watches for #notspons and a whole lotta am-I-the-a**hole vibes in this one, DLs, so strap yourselves in! </p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Had a Baby and Lost a Bestie

<p>This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Hierarchy Of Birthing Styles

<p>Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-sharers. But first up today, do men do everything in reverse from us? Including thinking? Gem thinks so. Gem also thinks Revz is just putting too much pressure on the people in her life and she needs it to stop. Revz is on a mission to get a rather questionable side-hustle started and she’s apparently crowd-sourcing the marketing plan. And Gem does not have time for any kind of birth shaming (and she’s seeing more of if than she’d like). Happy start to the week DLs, we hope it’s less chaotic than ours! </p><p><br></p><p>- </p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p><br></p><p>Not spons:</p><p>Gem: Follow @allthatisshe</p><p>Revz: Kmart Mini Waffle maker</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Cut All My Hair Off?

<p>This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Am I “Normal” Ragey or, like, Problem Ragey?

<p>Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the pile asking “how do we keep this high vibes?”. Gem has been dodging and re-dodging sickness and schedule nightmares and Revz is navigating a new frontier in hormonal upheaval. Yep, we’re back to obsessing about testosterone, oestrogen, sleep, temperates.. and weren’t we done with this era? (Cycle says no). Then Revz admits something she’s always been afraid to confront which makes us a touch sad. Then Gem is getting itchy, seven year itchy to be precise and she needs to unpack it right now in order to not do ANYTHING about it. </p><p><br></p><p>— </p><p>Want more of us in your week? Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS and get Thursday episodes as well as Watch Party eps and monthly giveaways! </p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p><br></p><p>#Notspons:</p><p>Gem: https://mermadehair.com.au/</p><p>Revz: Wool Wash</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : It’s Easier When My Husband is Away

<p>This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Chronic Parenting Fatigue

<p>Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz recently revealed her one and only phobia to her partner and it reminded us of her straight weirdness. Gem needs to help because Revz can barely say it out loud. Then Gem’s friend went on a WILD date and has given permission for us to share a bananas dating story with you. Gross out warning, it’s a really *filthy* story. Then Revz is struggling with day-to-day parenting fatigue and she wants to know, do we ALL feel this way or is there a deeper problem going on? Spoiler, there’s something deeper going on. Thanks for tuning in on another Tuesday with your besties, DLs! </p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: B.Box Lunch Boxes</p><p>Revz: Saint Jack Makeup Brush Cleaner</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : He Jacked off Next To Me

<p>This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A Tuesday Episode (Taylor’s Version)

<p>Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual experiences (to Isla's experience) to the theatricality, business side and frankly how “glowing” she is. No Taylor stone un-turned gang. It’s your eras ep.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>