Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?

The Therapy Crouch
Jul 31, 2025 35 min
Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?
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<p>On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong…</p><br><p>Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again.</p><br><p><strong>00:24</strong> – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off</p><p><strong>01:25</strong> – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups</p><p><strong>03:06</strong> – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks</p><p><strong>05:03</strong> – Peter’s awkward fan encounter</p><p><strong>07:02</strong> – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”</p><p><strong>10:15</strong> – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics</p><p><strong>12:45</strong> – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up</p><p><strong>17:10</strong> – The bald cap date disaster</p><p><strong>21:26</strong> – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce</p><p><strong>26:14</strong> – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama</p><p><strong>30:02</strong> – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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