The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!
About this episode
<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.</p><br><p>The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.</p><br><p>Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 02:47 Morning Routine Chaos</p><p> 06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”</p><p> 11:45 The Toenail Debate</p><p> 16:35 Tracking Football Flights</p><p> 18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival</p><p> 26:43 The Meditation Session</p><p> 32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea</p><p> 35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage</p><p> 37:39 Wedding Guest Drama</p><p> 41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy</p><p> 42:21 Jealousy In Relationships</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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