This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!

About this episode

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.</p><br><p>00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip</p><p>01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior</p><p>02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise</p><p>04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea</p><p>06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster</p><p>08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids</p><p>10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book</p><p>13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines &amp; shoutouts</p><p>15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion</p><p>18:00 – The two types of families on holiday</p><p>20:00 – Abbey &amp; Pete’s Little Moons obsession</p><p>22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation</p><p>24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls</p><p>26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids</p><p>30:00 – Abbey &amp; Pete try decoding Gen Z slang</p><p>36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins</p><p>39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>