About this episode
<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are looking at the worst, but often inevitable part of a relationship - the breakup!</p><br><p>But before whipping the Kleenex out, Abbey and Pete have a lot to be laughing about. Abbey reveals how she is the only person on the planet that enjoys going to waterparks without getting wet and Pete lets loose with some CORNY jokes about the state of his plates of meat. </p><br><p>And fear not, if you have recently found yourself as the newest member of the lonely hearts club then we have got you covered too. We look at the recent phenomena that is divorce parties (shout out Kim K), not so bonk beating playlists, and swipe right to listen to our triumphant tinder tactics in the modern age. </p><br><p>In Agony Ab, we hear from a disgruntled employee who has new company policy is giving him quite the dogs life, as well as from a thoughtful fiancé who is struggling to see the potential benefits of his upcoming laser eye surgery…if you’ll pardon the pun. </p><br><p>Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=0s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">00:00</a> Intro</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=187s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">03:07</a> Bazooka that Verruca</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=791s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">13:11</a> Mrs Multitasker</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=1134s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">18:54</a> Weekly Whine Club</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=1567s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">26:07</a> The World’s Worst Kebab?</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=1871s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">31:11</a> The Breakup</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=2122s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">35:22</a> Get Involved!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=2287s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">38:07</a> Hell Yeah!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=2486s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">41:26</a> Divorce Parties </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRZsd7eFNn4&t=2831s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">47:11</a> Agony Abs</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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