Tom Selleck | Full Episode

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. HAVE A SEAT. I APPRECIATE IT. Right back at you.

I'll say that. Uh okay. Well, um oh, I just put moisturizer on my hands and I then tried to wipe it off with a the wipey things and now I've got a wipey and

moisturizer at the same time. It's not happening. Don't anyone touch Um I'll just do this back and forth to dry it. This won't be distracting at all the entire show, will

it? Okay, so here's here's what I'd like to talk about now. Um and this has to happen to I assume if it happens to me, it has to happen to somebody

else because I'm not the only one that experiences things like this. So, I'm I'm on the phone the other uh night with my friend um early evening like night six What is six?

6:30? Is that Does it turn into night at six? 5:30 is like late afternoon early evening and then anyway, it was around six. And so, I'm talking to Cliff and um and we

have a thing First of all, we were talking for a little while about cream corn and how much we love it. Oh god, I love cream corn. And there's this restaurant in Montecito called Lucky's that has

the best cream corn you'll ever have. It's like little dreams of little angels in each Oh, the dreams of angels that you taste. And so, so we're talking about cream And then and we got a a good way into it, but Cliff

and I have this thing and you have to have this where you have that one friend that you talk at the same time all the time. You you have the same rhythm and it always happens. It's like we're we're talking and we got through a

little bit of the cream corn and then there was a silence about, you know, the contemplation of the deliciousness of it. And then then I was like, "Hey." And at the same time he was going, "You know." And so, I

was like, "But" and then you both stop and then then you both talk thinking someone's going to stop and you keep talking longer thinking he'll back down, but he doesn't and he keeps talking and I keep talking and nobody stops.

So, then you stop again. And then we finally just stopped and then it wasn't even a conversation anymore. It was just like two people thinking together just on the other end.

That's not what the phone was invented for. So, Alexander Graham Bell, if you're watching, I'm sorry. it's just hard when you have that friend that you talk at the same time and you keep trying to go, "No, oh, uh uh No, okay, you go." No,

okay, It's the same thing when you pull up to the four-way stop sign. And you know, you can just sit there for hours. You're sitting there and then you pull up and you decide to be nice.

You go ahead and then they go, "No, you go ahead." And you go, "No, no, you go ahead." And they're like, "No, you go ahead." And like they're controlling the situation. Like clearly it was their turn to go, but they're

telling you to go and I'm just, "No, I I will put on my parking brake." >> Nightfalls, crickets are chirping. You go. >> Otherwise, if you do that thing where you both go at the same time go and then you go, "Okay."