When An Algorithm Writes Your Friendship Drama
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<p>So Billie Eilish dropped an album and naturally Gem has a 12 step process. The results are mixed but she’s not giving up. Classic workaholic (but don’t say that word around her). We try and work out the collective noun for the most popular animal from last week’s game, and we go deeper into our psyches with an OFFICAL enneagram test session. Turns out we’re definitely in a simulation, so there’s that, and frankly, it explains a lot (like our *entire* friendship) and potentially the state of the world. Gem wants Revz to get on the apps, but there’s one BIG problem. Then we get into the correct way to source a meme, the benefits of Ayahuasca and how Gem’s never, ever had déjà vu. you know, NORMAL STUFF.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Take the official Enneagram test here :</strong> <a href="https://tests.enneagraminstitute.com">https://tests.enneagraminstitute.com</a></p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lennoxandpapa/">Big Little Book</a></p><p>Gem <a href="https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiB4_fbzLXyAhWAk2YCHREaD_wYABAJGgJzbQ&ae=2&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESQeD2WmkNTCmu-KVos9tCFPuTrakpK1Z_M3XX0QMXrPg036QwgLlbTAA9RXpzwnjv5NaloYdOEQV_uFWN8Q7CsDoH&sig=AOD64_3IfYGSbkzF_Xqeu8XkuIOyqVSwSA&q&adurl&ved=2ahUKEwji6-_bzLXyAhXIzDgGHWgMAkYQ0Qx6BAgCEAE&dct=1">Hunter Candles</a></p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/475abca8-f908-11eb-a39b-bf0f97021e8b/www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/475abca8-f908-11eb-a39b-bf0f97021e8b/www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup </strong>and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
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