About this episode
<p>We've heard on the download (also the internet) that the stars say November is going to be a gnarly bastard for us all, in terms of astrology. While we don't like the sound of that at all, it's *that* time of year again; sugar-fuelled capitalism at its finest! Coming off the back of Halloween and barrelling into the ol' Elf On The Shelf season, we're wondering what is fun and magical and what is a massive pain in the ball sack. Then, Gem has a champagne problem that she can't afford and frankly, she's pissed off at The Block for giving her false hope. And Revz needs your help with a huge project she's working on that definitely isn't masking her own shit, deflecting from her own feelings or shouting "LOOK OVER THERE" away from her own life, <em>that's right, </em>she's taking submissions, and it's not for herself. Then Gem plans to pull off a "reverse catfish" get Revz on the apps, but make it #relatable and we learn about the time Gem joined a Goddess Circle. And because up is apparently down, we don't whinge all that much today, but we're glad you've joined us for resumed programming.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD </strong>🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for <em>Best Family Podcast</em> at the <a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/2021/finalists">Australian Podcast Awards</a> AND we're also up for <em>Listener's Choice. </em>That's where you come in. If you click this link : <a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">HERE</a> you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p><br></p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p><br></p><p><strong>-</strong></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz | <a href="https://shonajoy.com.au/collections/sj-lounge">Shona Joy PJs</a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ilpiccolo_dolce/?hl=en">Il Piccolo Dolce </a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>
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