Bad Lip Reading

"BEDTIME THOUGHTS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Return of the Jedi

May 15, 2025

Luke has trouble getting Yoda to go to sleep... Follow BLR in all the places! https://lnk.bio/badlipreading 00:06 — Intro 00:55 — Bedtime Stroll 01:13 — Bad Bambino 01:40 — Maybe Your Baby 02:03 — Big Boy Synthetique 02:47 — Shipwreck 03:28 — Quite Tight Stalactite 03:46 — There's Something Under My Back 03:56 — I'm Green! 04:10 — Everything Changes 05:24 — Outro

"INAUGURATION 2025" — A Bad Lip Reading

Jan 30, 2025

Trump returns to the White House... plus swords / Like, subscribe, and follow in all the places → https://lnk.bio/badlipreading

"EVEN MORE TWILIGHT" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Jan 3, 2024

Jacob struggles as Edward and Bella take things to the next level. Follow BLR in all the places! https://lnk.bio/badlipreading 00:06 — Bella wants more food 00:19 — The wedding 00:46 — The reception 00:59 — A tender moment between Bella and Jacob 01:25 — Sensuality 01:36 — A riddle 01:56 — A consummation 02:13 — Jacob speculates 02:40 — Jacob introspects 02:47 — Bella wants to play 03:13 — Jacob's friends 03:34 — A confrontation 04:01 — Edward finds out 04:18 — Outro

"EVEN MORE HUNGER GAMES" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

Dec 21, 2023

The others think Katniss is upset, but she's just excited Follow BLR in all the places! https://lnk.bio/badlipreading 00:06 — Gale has a confession 00:19 — Katniss is startled upon awakening 00:24 — Katniss is excited 00:46 — Peeta worries about an atypical cat 01:07 — Katniss knows what she’s doing 01:22 — President Coin poses a riddle 01:39 — Katniss sings to Peeta 01:55 — Haymitch has new clothes 02:19 — Katniss performs her new song 02:40 — Katniss has trouble sleeping

"ICARUS THICKE" extended trailer — A Bad Lip Reading of IT

Nov 27, 2023

After accepting an invitation to a party, a group of friends gets more than they bargained for... Follow BLR in all the places! https://lnk.bio/badlipreading 00:00 – Intro 00:10 — Chill, baby goose 00:19 — Anybody smell mold? 00:47 — This thing's gonna be awesome 01:04 — Arrival at the home of Mr. Thicke 01:24 — Did y'all bring me some fruit? 01:31 — Too much cola 01:39 — It's a tree squirrel! 01:55 — The unfortunate arm incident 02:13 — Stiff little French fry 02:24 — Was that a hair cup? 02:29 — You'll do singing for me? 02:45 — We need some kind of weapon 02:56 — Burgers and Fingers 03:02 — The guy's gonna kill us now 03:29 — It's time for a show 04:00 — You nervous?

"DESANTIS FOR PRESIDENT" — A Bad Lip Reading

Jul 14, 2023

Ron DeSantis attempts rebranding with bizarre new campaign ad. Follow BLR in all the places! https://lnk.bio/badlipreading

"STATE OF THE UNION 2023" — A Bad Lip Reading

May 10, 2023

President Biden shares his thoughts on a variety of topics. Follow BLR in all the places! https://lnk.bio/badlipreading

NFL 2023: A Decade of NFL Bad Lip Reading

Mar 31, 2023

A look back at a decade of NFL Bad Lip Reading, including new and never-seen clips from the last ten seasons. Follow BLR in other places: https://lnk.bio/badlipreading

THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES — A Bad Lip Reading

Feb 5, 2023

An intimate fly-on-the-wall glimpse of American politics in action... Like, subscribe, and follow in all the places → https://lnk.bio/badlipreading

"INSPIRATIONAL HOLIDAY VIDEO" — A Bad Lip Reading of Joe Biden

Dec 21, 2022

President Biden delivers a moving heartfelt message during the holidays. Follow on Instagram and Twitter @badlipreading Follow on Tiktok at tiktok.com/@officialblr

"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 5 of 5) — A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton

Jul 30, 2022

ELVEN BODYGLOVE http://badlipreading.com 00:00 Intro 00:10 Elven Bodyglove 03:09 Outro / Reprise LYRICS: Cupid bacon Cool new cuisine Two little mama bears eating beans Cupid bacon Diaper stank You coulda bought my flashlight for quail Oh chicken skranks Help our pants are full We’ve exchanged our life-threatening doll I sweat an emulsion It’s how I’m so soft And I would just stand here for now But I’ve been dying just to Wear my new Elven Bodyglove "I don’t like your hot sauce" Said the lady in the sauna She was a slightly-tall Tanya N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa Chica got to cha-cha! Well we’ve taken all the coffins to Where there’s little light in the way Combine flower wine and jambalaya whiskey And I hum a song Daddy why were you just a childhood deception? You stole my fake French drumsticks And my Swedish double-mint truffle drumsticks And my haunted neurotic children drumsticks Volevra, and Xavier And Kevin, Roxanne, Rav, and Jedipha Cupid bacon Elias is my frog I see many feisty leaflets wilt on the wall A foregone life and foregone brains I know how to laugh at little bunny’s jolly cage And yet why’s it so dull in the land of beige? Does the toast close your throat when there’s no liquid in sight? I sweat emulsion That’s how I am so soft I wouldn’t stick your fingers in a fan blade You can’t buy a new Elven Bodyglove "I don’t like your hot sauce" Said the lady in the sauna She was a slightly-tall Tanya N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa Chica kind of bent my pool cue N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa Chica got to cha-cha, no no La-la-la let me talk It's candy day! C-c-c-c-candy Candy, candy Thanks for watching, humans of Earth! 2022 — Bad Lip Reading #badlipreading

"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 4 of 5) — A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton

Jul 30, 2022

Axe-Assassin shows off his dancing skills and sings "Nuts" http://badlipreading.com "NUTS" LYRICS You got wig-grade hair Wizard body building’s gonna kick in I'll throw my nubs into your erotical skin Baby, can’t you see that would be nuts? I heard your parrot’s a dove If I get cranky it’s like for months Hey Miss Texas, right now Are you a spy? ‘Cus like, that would be nuts I tell you it’d be nuts Young Jacques and Jean were so freezing So they looked toward places to go which weren’t as frozen 93 times a year I’m a lumberjack of fear I saw a hoo-ha in Paris It was the damnedest thing, too — Wait, what is that? Ugh, I guess that would be a nut? Can you picture nuts coming off if this swing fell down? Can you? Can you? Can you? MOWMP MOWMP They warn you, the stone creatures You’ve got no power over time Weep we do, when we see love lost to the tides We bruised the wings on the imaginable Our lungs sang guilt songs (I miss your good night) I see twin nuts on high Twin nuts in the sky Cue one of the dumbest sounds 00:00 Intro 00:10 See that? That's dancing 01:04 What's that in the sky? 01:18 Nuts 03:57 Guess I'm going to find the Peruvian oak 04:13 Stinker pain 04:52 Outro / Reprise Thanks for watching, humans of Earth! 2022 — Bad Lip Reading #badlipreading

"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 3 of 5) — A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton

Jul 30, 2022

Peaches Man returns to Bleaker Town and Dewey sings "Sweet Fueling" http://badlipreading.com 00:00 Intro 00:10 Why'd you have to spray emotion in my face? 01:00 Peaches Man 01:45 Bet you wish YOU had a turbo estate 02:23 Sweet Fueling 05:33 So which do you like? 05:41 Outro/Peaches Man Thanks for watching, humans of Earth! 2022 — Bad Lip Reading #badlipreading

"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 2 of 5) — A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton

Jul 26, 2022

Axe-Assassin participates in a comedy contest http://badlipreading.com 00:00 Intro 00:10 I wanna learn how to make crowds laugh 00:36 Be kind to my unit downstairs 00:48 Sassafras 02:47 Let's go down to my trench 03:31 Rock-Rock Broke Their Bok-Bok 04:21 Comedy Contest 04:54 Outro / Rock-Rock Broke Their Bok-Bok Thanks for watching, humans of Earth! 2022 — Bad Lip Reading #badlipreading

"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 1 of 5) — A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton

Jul 24, 2022

The year is 2122... Subscribe and click the bell so YouTube will notify you of new videos https://badlipreading.com 0:00 Intro 0:50 Theme 1:29 Pregnant and Unwell 2:59 It's not a man 3:15 Ruffalump/Beans 4:48 I have to talk sort of low 5:29 Pregnant and Unwell / Outro

"NFL 2022" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

Feb 18, 2022

Bad Lip Reading looks back at the 2021-2022 NFL Season. Follow on TikTok @officialBLR Follow on Instagram @badlipreading Follow on Twitter @badlipreading #NFL #badlipreading

"HEAVEN DRIPS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Dune

Nov 26, 2021

LYRICS BELOW Follow on TikTok @officialBLR Follow on Instagram @badlipreading Follow on Twitter @badlipreading LYRICS: I sleep I sigh Break a date Then I Meditate That's a lie I just sit Sit and sigh Look at the cat Touch it Inhale Exhale Shed a tear Mend a tear I just sit I just stare But sometimes... I want to meet you In Costa Rica Maybe we'll lay on each other Pee-pee to pee-pee You're what heaven drips mmmm You're my heaven drips (I can see) I can see it (The glow in you) The glow you have in you (Roll it up) Roll it up ('Cause you're what) You're what heaven drips mmmm You're my heaven drips mmmm Your love is on my mind But I find that most of the time I just am My sum My love My sin I get stuck On the name In the end Still the same But sometimes... I don't wanna miss you I wanna meet you Maybe we could do the sex Please, please, pretty please You're what heaven drips mmmm MMMM You're my heaven drips mmmm (Missing you) I need to see you (I'm coming 'round) You live on the avenue (Rolling up) I'm rolling up ('Cause you're what) You're what heaven drips mmmm You're my heaven drips mmmm Your love is on my mind But I find that most of the time Your love is on my mind But I find that most of the time I'm doing fine Music and Lyrics © 2021 Bad Lip Reading

"DOONT" — A Bad Lip Reading of Dune

Nov 26, 2021

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"NFL 2021" — A Bad Lip Reading

Feb 10, 2021

More stuff they might have said... Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #SuperBowl​ #badlipreading

"MONSTER RUN" — A Bad Lip Reading of BTS

Oct 31, 2020

BTS sing about monsters during this Halloween edition of Bad Lip Reading. https://lnkfi.re/monsterrun Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! LYRICS BELOW: Yeah, first they fall through the trees And then you know they pull you down into the leaves Until you’re dead They got me trembling, ohhhh Now I’m pedaling my bike to get away But I been caught They lurk around around your bed You know they lie underneath but They break into your world every night Can you see the monster with your skin? Now it’s prowling about again Yet it’s hiding outside the light It’s a spooky thing to see your rug has a bump Take an axe and bust that spooky stuff all night I think there’s a lot of zombies where we’ll die Oh oh oh oh oh it's a monster, run! Away Awayy Ohhhh it’s a monster run away Away Awayyyy Oh oh oh oh oh it’s a monster, run Yes they know all the grimmer things Like how to cut your soul out They wrap around my bod Oh that was my bones Now they’re liquid dominoes A tentacle up my nose And now get ready for the best part A zibbadee doobadee day Who will exit and who will stay? I wanna text you when I do cry ‘Cus my hand is a crispy chunk I want a dollar, I’m gonna rip it Let me tie you up in this crypt You’re in the darkness And surrounded by ghosts I see them and I need to go I could be a bad guy Or just a sad guy I met the evil architect in the night The dark and prickly tongue Twin tentacles so long They can hang your spine on the backyard tree Next they bite my cheek and then they crawl inside of my brain Then I catch the pizza boy and he just goes insane Now you need to run away (run!) Away (run!) Away Ohhhhh it’s a monster run (run!) Away (run!) Away Oh oh oh oh oh it’s a monster, run! They stand in my road They line their palms with cheetah coats They want to steal my soul I wish I could not hear their weird annoying moaning You can’t see my lines I could be singing poppycock You’ll have to take my word And just trust me that I’m not You should be afraid Run run run Run away Yeah that's what I say Ohhhhh it's a monster, run! Away Awayyyy Ohhhhh it's a monster, run! I think I’m fading I’ve fallen down help me RUN music and lyrics © 2020 Bad Lip Reading #Halloween #BTS #badlipreading

"DEBATE NIGHT 2020!" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First Presidential Debate of 2020

Oct 23, 2020

Donald Trump and Joe Biden debate vital issues while participating in spirited rounds of "Five Favorites" and "Time To Act". Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #debate #trump #biden

"TRUMP INTERVIEW" — A Bad Lip Reading

Aug 14, 2020

Trump shares "special drawings" while voicing his views on fisherman wages and other vital issues. Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #Trump #badlipreading #election

"STATE OF THE UNION 2020" — A Bad Lip Reading

Feb 27, 2020

Nancy keeps busy in the background while Donald does his thing... Follow BLR on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! # Trump #SOTU #badlipreading

"NFL 2020" — A Bad Lip Reading

Feb 5, 2020

More stuff that could have been said...Celebrating 100 years of The NFL Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #SuperBowl #badlipreading

"MY STICK!" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi

Dec 25, 2019

Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick. "MY STICK!" merch: https://bit.ly/3hoEhzF Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! LYRICS (below): Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick (I don't wanna) Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green? Got me sick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you love my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute) But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts of my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick using just my brain My stick?! I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pickup my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon #starwarstheriseofskywalker #babyyoda #badlipreading

"MORE STRANGER THINGS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Stranger Things

Nov 29, 2019

In this week's episode, Mike investigates a crime, while Nancy wonders about the gift Steve gave her. Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #strangerthings #badlipreading #BLR

"BIDEN 2020" — A Bad Lip Reading

Oct 17, 2019

Joe Biden hits the campaign trail before the 2020 election Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #Biden #badlipreading #trump

"TRUMP IN ASIA" — A Bad Lip Reading

Jul 10, 2019

Trump pals around with world leaders at the G20 Summit before popping over to North Korea to visit his good buddy Kim Jong-un... Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! #trump #badlipreading #kim jong-un

"CHOCOLATE LAGOON" — A Bad Lip Reading of "Shallow"

Mar 20, 2019

Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper perform their moving duet, "Chocolate Lagoon"... Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Y8DKHt iTunes: https://apple.co/2TV2qnM Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook LYRICS: Somewhere there may be A colony where spiders are friends I wanna see their world 'cause it's cool when the arachnids are friends I got no furniture in the house And nowhere to run if I find a mouse in the driveway Voodoo in the wrong hands It scares me like a razor blade under my tongue Somewhere in the world A collector guy can't find his vintage forks I wanna see you twirl In a halloween store cloak "Autumn is fall, they're the same" Said the little girl at blindfolded bingo She doesn't see that Oh no, sweet dear Everybody has gone home so why are you still here? I'll clear out the dead bugs Wash out the closet I'll never pinch no trout Caress all the starfish Wonderin' how long till We fall from the choco-cloud Into the chocolate lagoon Into the chocolate la-la-la lagoon Into the chocolate lagoon We all fall from the choco-cloud Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-woah Oh oh oh ah lay eh ah Hey lay nay ah ha Whoa ho ho Ha ha hoo Oh oh oh oh ha Ah ha ha ah Ahhhhhhhh I'll clear out the dead bugs Wash out the closet I'll never pinch no trout Caress all the starfish Wonderin' how long till We fall from the choco-cloud Into the chocolate lagoon Into the chocolate la-la-la lagoon Into the chocolate lagoon We all fall from the choco-cloud #shallow #badlipreading #gaga

"STATE OF THE UNION" — A Bad Lip Reading

Feb 12, 2019

Donald Trump makes his way to the podium to deliver his 2019 State of the Union address, while Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi wait patiently... Follow on Instagram!: @badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading #badlipreading #trump #SOTU