We Don't Have Time For This

F**k The Halls With Boughs Of Bullsh*t

<p>Omg this week we went OUT! Like, OUT out! We tanned, we frocked, we made an effort. It's a lot. But Gem has a quick q about inclusivity and what is cool and not-cool about "The Holidays". Revz has maybe had the biggest all time Elf on the Shelf fail.. but she also may have saved Christmas; jury is still out and oh my god December is so long. Finally Revz' favourite kids TV show really let her down this week and she needed it much like she needed the cold-sore that errupted just in time to GO OUT OUT AND OMG WE NEED A NAP.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What's Your Erotic Language, eh, Gwyneth?

<p>A-CHOO! Or so starts Gem, chock full of Spring Time allergies. Revzy wants her hair to grow out from Mumsy to something... less...Mumsy... and she has no time to wait. We hash out if hair supplements are really a thing or just a insta-cash cow and how do you say trichologist? No but actually, how do you say it? Then Revz MUST talk about Gwyneth and Sex Love &amp; Goop and somebody STOP her. If you can imagine "sexy" and "gland" co-existing or the sentence "a vagina is not NOT a gill" then you'll enjoy this chat. Finally we get right into bloody fast-fashion and how the hell to get around our deep philosophical guilt when we buy fast, cheap, cute things that burn the planet and steal design IP. Help us! Help us solve it! Happy Tuesday Bestie Babes, we're glad you came along!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Take Just A Smidge Of This Mental Load, please

<p>This weeks caller is going through a huge life change and NO ONE IS HELPING HER!</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p><br></p><p>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/5c07d4fe-4842-11ec-8e7a-5beaba63bd43/www.australianpodcastawards.com">Australian Podcast Awards</a> AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/5c07d4fe-4842-11ec-8e7a-5beaba63bd43/www.australianpodcastawards.com/vote">HERE</a> you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Why Not Parent Like You’re Divorced?

<p>This week is all about shaking sh*t up and pushing the boundaries of what we're "supposed" to do. BUT FIRST Taylor Swift Boss'd the world and Gem has to talk about it, extensively, or she may burst. Then we hear about Gem's mate who quote unquote "saved her marriage" by living like she's divorced, but staying married... HEAR US OUT... we have a lots of questions but are all for the shake up. Speaking of a shake up, Revz is changing up her parenting week and she's pumped and out of NO WHERE Gem tells us all about her Hub's little shopping trip and shit gets spicy. If you're in a good mood, we'll match it, it's Tuesday and its high vibes, Besties, come on in and hang with us.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD</strong> 🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://www.target.com.au/p/spot-it-game-assorted/63618952?utm_term=63618952&amp;utm_content=spot-it-game-assorted&amp;utm_source=google&amp;utm_medium=merchant-site&amp;utm_campaign=merchant-site&amp;gclid=CjwKCAiAnO2MBhApEiwA8q0HYT-erzgQd4OlvrkpZOTF89up3QHx7rSTkOqPbnEqF-KJ6mSpJYCPJhoCwLoQAvD_BwE&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds">Spot It</a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://binge.com.au/shows/show-there-is-no-i-in-threesome!9652">No I In Threesome</a> on Binge ** Yes, Gem said Netflix, but it's on Binge</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Singing Hurts My Ears

<p>This weeks caller has some brutal news to deliver and it's not easy to hear.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p><br></p><p>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the <a href="www.australianpodcastawards.com">Australian Podcast Awards</a> AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : <a href="www.australianpodcastawards.com/vote">HERE</a> you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Putting the Con in Body Con 👗

<p>Hello, and welcome to another Tuesday in the year that could... we are going there today, we wanna talk about mummy make-overs. That's right, surgery. Would you? Could you? Can you even stomach it (pun intended). Then we wonder, do we dress for women or for men these days which leads us to unpacking Gem's serial monogamy and Revz' new found love of living alone. We cringe about the nightmares of flatmates past and decide to absolutely raise housebound boys. Which reveals some home truths about our own weird domestic habits, involving tea-bags, loo roll and cups by the bed. We get into sleep drinking, who would survive longer on a desert island and try and work out exactly what body con even means. All in all, another rollicking nothing chat with your fave ramblers.</p><p>-</p><p>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : <a href="www.australianpodcastawards.com/vote">HERE</a> you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://tigerlily.com.au/collections/sale-2019?gclid=Cj0KCQiA4b2MBhD2ARIsAIrcB-QURM38uZbIbew6b8MPb8EFhmOua2fpMMapwXiPXHNxoCL4ry-EXmkaAoxsEALw_wcB">Tigerlily</a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://cactis.co">Cactis Co </a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : No Time For My Girlfriends

<p>Today's caller is preggo with number 4 😵‍💫, has a FIFO hubby and does shift work.. <em>when</em> is she supposed to see her girlfriends? We have some ideas.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can I Get A Re-Do On The Ring? 💍

<p>It's our 50TH episode! And we can't believe we've been with you for almost a year! But first, there's been developments in the bling department and Gem has news. Which gets us to reminiscing about the period in our lives when everyone was getting engaged and all the silly little hilarious lies we told ourselves about "never saw it coming" and "how did he know the ring I wanted" LOL. Then it's back to the work / life struggles in Gem's household and the chairperson needed to call and AGM. Revz is flipping the script this week and telling us what she does have time for and its to do with some seriously compassionate and lovely school parents and it's that old reminder to just be nice to people.</p><p>-</p><p>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the <a href="www.australianpodcastawards.com">Australian Podcast Awards</a> AND we're also up for <strong>Listener's Choice</strong>. That's where you come in. If you click this link : <a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">HERE</a> you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/clinique/clinique-moisture-surge-100-hour-auto-replenishing-hydrator-50ml.html">Clinique Moisture Surge 100 Hour Auto-Replenishing Hydrator</a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.kivari.com.au/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsdyLrJiG9AIVVA4rCh1upwVSEAAYASAAEgLHjvD_BwE">Kivari</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Mum Who Talks Sh*t About Her Kid

<p>Today's caller has a mum-mate who hangs sh*t on her kid on the reg...in public...and she does not feel good about it.</p> <p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p> <p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

#ReverseCatfish

<p>We've heard on the download (also the internet) that the stars say November is going to be a gnarly bastard for us all, in terms of astrology. While we don't like the sound of that at all, it's *that* time of year again; sugar-fuelled capitalism at its finest! Coming off the back of Halloween and barrelling into the ol' Elf On The Shelf season, we're wondering what is fun and magical and what is a massive pain in the ball sack. Then, Gem has a champagne problem that she can't afford and frankly, she's pissed off at The Block for giving her false hope. And Revz needs your help with a huge project she's working on that definitely isn't masking her own shit, deflecting from her own feelings or shouting "LOOK OVER THERE" away from her own life, <em>that's right, </em>she's taking submissions, and it's not for herself. Then Gem plans to pull off a "reverse catfish" get Revz on the apps, but make it #relatable and we learn about the time Gem joined a Goddess Circle. And because up is apparently down, we don't whinge all that much today, but we're glad you've joined us for resumed programming.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD </strong>🏆</p><p>We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for <em>Best Family Podcast</em> at the <a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/2021/finalists">Australian Podcast Awards</a> AND we're also up for <em>Listener's Choice. </em>That's where you come in. If you click this link : <a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">HERE</a> you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out!</p><p><br></p><p>Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night!</p><p><br></p><p><strong>-</strong></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz | <a href="https://shonajoy.com.au/collections/sj-lounge">Shona Joy PJs</a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ilpiccolo_dolce/?hl=en">Il Piccolo Dolce </a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

It's Time To Re-Enter Society

<p>So, it's the first week out of lockdown and we're...<em>remote recording</em>. Why you ask? Well, you can once again blame daycare for everything terrible in our lives. We have a lot going this week, such as being tired, feeling exhausted and other highly attractive, vibrant things a person re-entering society wants to be! Revz is about to start life as a single lady, Gem just wants to hit the children's birthday party scene and there's an incoming <strong>GIRLS LUNCH. </strong>Revz has had a major parenting misstep AND a major parenting win, Gem has some more unpopular opinions and, really can't let some things go. What don't we have time for this week? Potentially ourselves. It's a FaceTime catch up with your besties today, kids, as if you haven't had enough of the zoom-doom... enter at your own risk!</p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>#notsponsored</p><p>Revz | <a href="https://www.doorsteporganics.com.au/product/Squeezed-Lime-Juice-Really-Juice-285ml?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9-nRu4vV8wIVfZhmAh0C9wFuEAQYASABEgKFqvD_BwE">Fresh lime juice in a tube</a> for at home Margies</p><p>Gem | <a href="https://bakuswimwear.com.au">Baku</a> Swimwear</p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam<a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis"><strong> @wedonthavetimeforthis</strong></a> or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can We Put An End To Gender Reveals?

<p>Summer is coming, we can feel it in the air and we've decided we're vibing a <strong>HOT GIRL SUMMER</strong>, or at least, we're gonna force ourselves to vibe it with some over-correcting body-love. Who's in? Teddy is romancing Revz, with love letters and Gem got beautifully schooled by a Boy-Mum, which leads us into a fresh look at gender. Why do we give our boys the gift of independence and over-think the pink on our girls? Time to hash it out. After a good stretchy, brain-hurty exploration, Gem has a huge vibe of a not-spon and Revz has an ice cream. Last week in lockdown, first week of the REST OF OUR LIVES!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Wait Debate

<p>Today's caller's period is a no show. And we simply cannot work out how she feels about it.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bad-Mum Parenting Nightmares; An Anthology

<p>We're here, we're <em>fully vaxxed</em>, and we're so sorry we let you down with the missing episode we thought no one would notice. Turns out you're a highly observant bunch of super sleuths and nothing gets past you, so, kudos, DLs, kudos. But we all want to know, <em>how was the Maccas dirty chai?</em> Won't ruin the scintillating answer here, but it got us thinking, you can tell a lot about a person from their Maccas order; with Gem, its a case of ; <em>stop talking</em>. Then we hear about a truly traumatising incident that went down in Gem's house this week and how she very nearly missed the whole thing (sorry, Iggy) which sparks Revz to share her worst ever parenting anecdote of a horrendous near miss that almost left her one kid down. Strap in, saddle up and get ready to feel like a much better mum than us, this week... it's Tuesday with your besties.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Stop Crying On Instagram

<p>This week's bestie caller has a gripe about people crying on socials, having a whinge and hating their husbands (<em>has she met us</em>?)</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p><br></p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

I Know I Look Fine, But I'm Not

<p>We all know her, maybe we are her, the one who consistently has their sh*t together, the one who can always swing the positive angle, bring the vibes and show up. What happens when she is not coping. Well, "She", is Revz, and Gem was on to it. How do we support someone who is terrible at asking for and receiving help and how do we let go of wanting our girlfriends to read our minds and just <em>ask </em>for emotional support (especially at a time like this when everyone is in the eye of sh*t storm). Also, we think it's time Gem stopped editing the podcast, but can she handle the <em>letting go of control?</em> We also try and work out what exactly we're talking about when we say "boundaries" and why Revz has none. Then we play a fun game of, "what if I said I don't <em>want</em> to do that" and get into our first on air fight.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://www.mychameleon.com.au">My Chameleon </a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&amp;ai=Cozk4GehPYfiABYCzmsMPt5GX0ArllYu_Y8GbptCnDp6qyafcCAgAEAEguVRgpfiRgJABoAHUp5i7AcgBAakCWVk3sRNaqD7IA9ggqgRHT9CFUAE81oFgd1eDYRbXct_vGjjjztSX_fCxJMtsgXDgEmLUA4lccW8t2KLVtMh8DB-XgwvYWS3tZhK0PfrvbkxgGtyuoHLABJXWvpXIA4AFkE6gBmaAB5TY58QCiAcBkAcBqAemvhuoB7masQKoB_DZG6gH8tkbqAfz0RuoB-7SG6gH_5yxAqgHytwbsAgB0ggFEAIghAGaCRlodHRwczovL211ZGF1c3RyYWxpYS5jb20vsQnTfDnmr3Y87rkJ03w55q92PO74CQGKChhodHRwOi8vbXVkYXVzdHJhbGlhLmNvbS-YCwHgCwGqDAIIAbgMAcgU5ZGL9qnEvthW0BUB-BYBgBcBkhcIEgYIARADGDM&amp;ae=2&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiI1Zu62JvzAhUlyzgGHaWWCMgQ0Qx6BAgCEAE&amp;dct=1&amp;dblrd=1&amp;sival=AF15MEDYFXQRn02r_NMU3HIuijSOYGE7pomN4wYjJXQT3EdcAz3nTm8YLeNYSofy3jktFVq3giJc2afJTbV8Aje4cZ5PrTSsjQZqkHfk1bHnuN51BfvHphqF_UDfbHRQ9wdjlUWUKGIj5k3aIaV6HFGHaKAbsAG7GA&amp;sig=AOD64_0l5lF9rw_MST9OO44xkpLRT2X0LQ&amp;adurl=https://mudaustralia.com/">Mud Australia </a></p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup</strong> and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Get A Fkn Vasectomy, Mate!

<p>Would it be Tuesday if there wasn’t period cups, mochas and chat about pulling out? (If you asked “of what?” you’ve got the wrong podcast). Today we do NOT have time for taking all the goddamn responsibilities for birth control for our whole damn lives. Like, when does it end? With a vasectomy, that’s when! It makes us rage, RAGE like a full-moon wolf in heat! Aaaaanyway…  what is the ideal age gap for your kids? And how cute is it how we all think we can plan it down to the month. Lol, us! And would you change any of it if you could? Highly recommend a strong coffee or a double skim flat wine with this one, it gets real.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dear Mother-in-law, JUST. STOP.

<p>This week's bestie caller has a Grandparent problem to do with a pile of plastic junk and ungrateful little brats.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Would You Rather : Mum Edition

<p>Today we're embarking on an exposé of true journalism into the dark web conspiracy that is <em>swooping magpies;</em> more specifically how to <strong>beat</strong> them, so we don't have to hide under a slide at the park. Somehow, this takes us to weird things that are called out during sex, and yeah, that's a natural segue for us - you're the weird one. Gem is behind on booking her post-lockdown appointments, but Revz is smug (and soon to be beautiful), and then we embark on everyone's favourite game, "<em>Would You Rather". </em>You should definitely play along, especially if you like your gastro weekly, and your pregnancy for three years. What are we talking about? It's Tuesday, Besties, buckle up.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's Nickname is 'Nuggets' 💩

<p>This week's caller has a sticky problem and it always happens at bath time...</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a <em>voice note</em> in our <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/4ed2c10e-064d-11ec-a9d5-4f9f1bb9916b/www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">instagram</a> DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What You Can Never Know About Someone Before You Have Kids With Them

<p>Do you play with your kids? Like actually get down on the ground and play? Cos we're really not sure we have it in us, and is that ok? Or do we suck? And if partners had asked us before becoming parents if we would <em>want to play with our kids</em>, surely it would have been a resounding "OF COURSE!" This deep, PhD leads us to wondering what other things you just can't know about someone before you embark on parenthood with them; like where they fall on the helicopter parent scale and if they're #TeamHover or Hands-Off. We wonder if nurses hate all their friends with kids and we unpack whether swearing is really that much of a big fucking deal? And because it turns out we're terrible salty pirates, guess who's kid is watching The Bachelor? But hey, its getting her 2 odd hours of alone time so...<em>is it all that bad? </em> Chores as games, skid marks and the unending domestic divide, we really get into a lot this week, and once again..don't really solve a thing, but we're here, we're sweary and we love our Dear Listeners, even if they are bad parents who make empty threats.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate | Bum Bags! (try <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CTd0rTABmY8/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link">Poppy Lissiman</a>)</p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lattesutra/?hl=en">@LatteSutra</a></p><p>-</p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group!</a></p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Thinks Parenting Is Easy

<p>Happy Friday, it's another <strong>BESTIE HOTLINE</strong>. Every week, we're hashing out your problems, pain-points, dilemmas and juicy gossip in an old-fashioned gas bag. Today, our Anonymous Dear Listener has phoned in with a major bug-bear; her Hubs went on holiday one time and now thinks parenting is super chill and easy. "WHAT A NICE DAY WE'VE HAD" the asshole said. Not ok. We discuss.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a <em>voice note</em> in our <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/4ed2c10e-064d-11ec-a9d5-4f9f1bb9916b/www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">instagram</a> DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

When The Perfect Mum Asks for "Advice"

<p>Sometimes you just wanna shake shit up, but do not do it with your coffee order, just ask Gem. And oh shocker, we're back on the topic of Mochas. When will it end? When we all hold hands and accept it as a real coffee, says Gemma. Revz is drowning in life admin and it's killing her vibe. Worst time ever for her accountant to break up with her, but here we are. Gem discusses a potential vow renewal but then, in classic Gem style, kinda talks herself out of it and Revz hatches a plot to end up front page of the Daily Mail. Then, we're talking One-Mumanship, over-achieving Mums with a capital M and how it makes us feel shitty, but probably rightfully so. We delve into shifting perspective in this wily world. Then we dissect how to put yourself out there for parent-friend fun, once this lockdown has ended, without feeling rejected by everyone's busy. Another week in the Bestie Cupboard with your favourite loons.</p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz | <a href="https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/647837?region_id=201800&amp;cq_src=GOOGLE&amp;cq_cmp=Woolies_8458_BAU_Shopping_Smart_Beauty_WW-0001&amp;cq_con=Beauty&amp;cq_term=PRODUCT_GROUP&amp;cq_net=u&amp;cq_plt=gp&amp;cq_med=71700000085455714&amp;cq_gclid=Cj0KCQjwvaeJBhCvARIsABgTDM7dNSov5krVq7XPWsqQINFsVv6KCOA8RMjISn7Wn0zztVMF-tCDFBUaArEIEALw_wcB&amp;&amp;cmpid=smsm:ds:GOOGLE:Woolies_8458_BAU_Shopping_Smart_Beauty_WW-0001:PRODUCT_GROUP&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwvaeJBhCvARIsABgTDM7dNSov5krVq7XPWsqQINFsVv6KCOA8RMjISn7Wn0zztVMF-tCDFBUaArEIEALw_wcB&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds">Listerine Bright White Lemon &amp; Salt</a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://popsockets.com.au/?cmp_id=1882097924&amp;adg_id=81777513301&amp;kwd=pop%20socket&amp;device=c&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwvaeJBhCvARIsABgTDM7H_JXF64CKgvFmhKO3T26ixwjXsvo-XD9-yPZJ1FM1eV7sqYtazj0aAvnIEALw_wcB">Popsocket</a></p><p>-</p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis </a>or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup</strong> and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Best Friend Has Ghosted Me on Instagram

<p>What's this? A Friday episode? That's right DLs, it's a two-ep-a-week thing now, with our new "service" that no one asked for... <strong>BESTIE HOTLINE</strong>. Every week, we're hashing out your problems, pain-points, dilemmas and juicy gossip in an old-fashioned gas bag. Today, our Anonymous Dear Listener has a tricky one; her Bestie has totally stated ghosting her on instagram. Warning: we may, in true We Don't Have Time For This form, solve nothing and contradict ourselves many times.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a <em>voice note</em> in our <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">instagram</a> DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Just Out Here Projecting Our Sh*t Onto Our Kids

<p>What’s better? A hot coffee milkshake or cheap, wet almond milk? DISCUSS! In other very important dissertation, we hash out what exactly constitutes breakfast food, and are Twisties for breakky really a crime when in Locky D (that’s Aussie for Lockdown for our international DLs). Then speaking of food, it’s back - that shifty, slimy body image monster. It’s poking its head up again in what feels like a lifelong game of whack-a-mole. But we’re staying positive and betting that our 40s are going to be THE years (and maybe we’ll be out of lockdown then too). We also talk co-sleeping, morning glory (the vegetable, you perv..) and the word “whackadoo”. Just out here saving lives! OH! And we have an exciting announcement!</p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz - <a href="https://www.thewholefoodsrefillery.com">The Wholefoods Refillery </a></p><p>Gem - <a href="https://www.curiouscolumbuskids.com">Curious Columbus</a></p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/475abca8-f908-11eb-a39b-bf0f97021e8b/www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/475abca8-f908-11eb-a39b-bf0f97021e8b/www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup </strong>and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

When An Algorithm Writes Your Friendship Drama

<p>So Billie Eilish dropped an album and naturally Gem has a 12 step process. The results are mixed but she’s not giving up. Classic workaholic (but don’t say that word around her). We try and work out the collective noun for the most popular animal from last week’s game, and we go deeper into our psyches with an OFFICAL enneagram test session. Turns out we’re definitely in a simulation, so there’s that, and frankly, it explains a lot (like our *entire* friendship) and potentially the state of the world. Gem wants Revz to get on the apps, but there’s one BIG problem. Then we get into the correct way to source a meme, the benefits of Ayahuasca and how Gem’s never, ever had déjà vu. you know, NORMAL STUFF.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Take the official Enneagram test here :</strong> <a href="https://tests.enneagraminstitute.com">https://tests.enneagraminstitute.com</a></p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lennoxandpapa/">Big Little Book</a></p><p>Gem <a href="https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&amp;ai=DChcSEwiB4_fbzLXyAhWAk2YCHREaD_wYABAJGgJzbQ&amp;ae=2&amp;ohost=www.google.com&amp;cid=CAESQeD2WmkNTCmu-KVos9tCFPuTrakpK1Z_M3XX0QMXrPg036QwgLlbTAA9RXpzwnjv5NaloYdOEQV_uFWN8Q7CsDoH&amp;sig=AOD64_3IfYGSbkzF_Xqeu8XkuIOyqVSwSA&amp;q&amp;adurl&amp;ved=2ahUKEwji6-_bzLXyAhXIzDgGHWgMAkYQ0Qx6BAgCEAE&amp;dct=1">Hunter Candles</a></p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/475abca8-f908-11eb-a39b-bf0f97021e8b/www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/475abca8-f908-11eb-a39b-bf0f97021e8b/www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup </strong>and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

This Week Has Major LDE

<p>You heard right, we're brimming with LDE, <em>Lock Down Energy</em>. We're pretty sure we're stuck here forever, so can we be shit at parenting and shit at our jobs forever? We think not. Don't even think a Quarter is acceptable <em>tbh</em>, but here we are. Gem is now Russian, deal with it. We perform a major thought experiment in the woods. and we want you to come along with us... like, in your mind, obvz. Finally, who's your sex icon, cos Gem's is practically Ned Flanders at this point and Revz is turned off by a naked cat and then what the hell is this loose AF episode, if you make it to the end you get a..... #notsponsored. <em>LOVE YOU BESTIES!</em></p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Revz <a href="https://shop.coles.com.au/a/casula/product/hoisin-sauce?cid=Lasoo_catalogue_Coles.com.au_widget_casula">Sticky Hoisin Sauce</a></p><p>Gem <a href="https://www.esmi.com.au">Esmi Skincare</a></p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup </strong>and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

BONUS! Travel Dreaming with Wotif!

<p>Thanks to our mates at <em>Wotif</em>, we are dreaming, reminiscing and hatching plans for travel, to take us out of reality and into dreamland. We talk travel stories, future dream lists and hacks for travelling with kids, lovers and girlfriends! </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Please Don't Make Me Track My Spending

<p>Another sunny day in Solitary Confinement. But thanks to the Singles-Bubble, Gem and Revzy are reunited IRL. Revz is wondering if she's the only one who isn't playing Grown Ups with her money and Gem is taking on the role of Mum, a.k.a <em>Sensible Sandy</em>, a.k.a <em>Sir. Buzz Killington</em>. But she's unfortunately, probably right on this one. Then, we get quite the rage on over the crazy divisiveness going down online around vaccinations and Revz just straight up loses the plot. Gem is trying to stay open minded, but it's all getting too much and SOMEONE BREAK US OUT OF HERE. Then we do a rapid fire AMA with your questions and, frankly, we just don't have time. There's rage, there's LOLs, there's singing and #notsponny and if you're still here, we fucking love you and please, send help cos we are loose lockdown loons. Another Tuesday with your fave Besties, bitches.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>#NotSponsored</strong></p><p>Revz <a href="https://www.stan.com.au/watch/catastrophe/season-1">Catastrophe</a> on Stan</p><p>Gem <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81087195">Heist</a> on Netflix</p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthi</a>s or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup</strong> and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Loving Your Kids So Hard It Makes Them Weird

<p>You guys, Gem is going grey. Proper grey. Probs because her daycare just up and shut down. Lucky we’re in perpetual, unending lockdown… 🥴 Today we’re just wondering, are we harder on our girls than our boys? I mean, we definitely are, but is that normal? We discuss how we don’t want to make weird-ass men out of our boys, but omg, we just want to marry them a little bit. But for real, we want to be those cool mother-in-laws and have all our adult kids loving coming to visit us every single Sunday. BUT HOW DO WE DO THIS AND NOT MAKE THEM WEIRD? And is having a girl a guarantee of a built in bestie? Or is that yet another thing we don’t wanna fuck up? Lockdown may have made us over think all of this, but here we are, in our makeshift podcast forts coming to you, just cos it’s Tuesday.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.facebook.com/watch/vsonwatch/517934389392544/">Simone vs Herself</a></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://www.instagram.com/the_pastaqueen/?hl=en">The Pasta Queen </a>Instagram</p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/56689068-e778-11eb-8854-9f169e1d563e/www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">@wedonthavetimeforthis</a> or our brand new <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/ef2e1216-d319-11e9-b572-53b8e6a32fe8/podcasts/288ae2a8-6132-11eb-9e8c-1bbdff71cfc5/episodes/56689068-e778-11eb-8854-9f169e1d563e/www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforhis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to<strong> hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the<strong> #extendedmothersgroup</strong> and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>