We Don't Have Time For This

Hungy-P it's 100 Episodes!

<p>WELL SHIT! we’ve been talking at you for 100 episodes. Over 2 million downloads. It’s a lot for all of us, DLs, especially those with no time. But today we want to hear from you, so we asked you to ask us literally ANYTHING and you delivered. From nanny chat to soft launches, to jealousy, friendship, sex lives, postpartum bodies, work shit, confidence (and insecurity) kids, personal brands, partners and the mental load - THIS is the episode to sum up our ✨opinions✨ to the aliens studying our planet. </p><p><br></p><p>A truly massive thank you to you all for being with us for 100 eps! We adore this community (almost more than our children). Here’s to the next 100 more!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Merry Judge-mas

<p>Todays caller wants to know how to tackle Christmas with kids who just wanna be kids and parents who want Hallmark moments.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The First Airbnb Guests Were... A Disaster

<p>First up, a thank you and an apology re: our little show being in the Top 10 Australian Podcasts. So, all our real life mates have weighed in on last weeks show and it’s sent Gem on a deep-dive investigation on the topic of Swinging. She went down the DM and YouTube rabbit hole and has some findings she wants to report back on. So do you wanna “play” or are you “vanilla”? And what part of relationship, cerebral or magical, are we most attracted to? And do we all really have a type? Revz thinks Gem has a type and Gem has a host of theories on what Revz “type” might be. And HOW WEIRD is attraction? Have you ever had the same type as your bestie? Cos we are RELIEVED that we have never competed for the same guy. Then, Gem forgot her anniversary cos she’s Wife Of The Year and Revz can’t believe the power men have in ✨making plans✨. Oh and Gem had her first airbnb guests and it did not 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 well 👏🏼. She tells us the whole sordid story and saddle up DLs there’s lots to unpack this week! Thanks for being here, we love the tits off you x</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Colleagues Shame Me For Being A Mum

<p>Todays caller wants to call off her judgey work colleagues.</p><p><br></p><p>Chemist Warehouse and Centrum Kids promotional content. If you experience any issue with the product, please contact @centrum</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Are We At The 'Key Party' Stage of Life?

<p>Ok do not mention the f*kn elf. Do not! That’s all on that right now because Revz “snuck” “off” (went) to an appointment without Gem and she’s dirty. Probably because she very nearly ruined a wedding. You read that right! Maybe someone should have gentle parented her (EYE ROLL) or would that have made her a terrible, snowflake employee? Gem thinks yes maybe! and oh, Raffa wants a baby sister for Christmas. LOTS going on that we don’t have time for, thanks for being here, Queens.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Besties Three Kids Are a Lot

<p>Todays caller "loves her besties three kids like they're her own"... or does she?</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Accidental 000 Is Kinda Our Thing

<p>Revz is sick and it makes her give even fewer f*cks than usual so look out. Gem has had some major relief on the allergy front but Raff still made some questionable phone calls while Gem was on the shitter. Gem is lolling at the new Gambling guidelines and Revz is heading for a Gem-style massive burn out on the old work / life / parenting front. Also Gem has just unearthed some pretty game-changing hair tips and she really can’t stop giving you all the ✨context✨</p><p><br></p><p>Vote for us for Listener’s Choice in the Aus Podcast Awards! </p><p><a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Groundhog Day, The Dilemon of Life

<p>Todays caller needs to know how to get through the daily grind.</p><p><br></p><p>VOTE FOR US!! The Listeners Choice Award has our name on it 😉</p><p><a href="https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote">https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Triathlons, Growing Pains and an Absolute Fizzer of a Halloween

<p>Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (come at us Queenslanders, you have stuff to answer for!) basically we’re here, we’re full of opinions and straight outta time.</p><p><br></p><p>Also PLEASE vote for us for the Listeners Choice Award at the Australian Podcast Awards:</p><p>https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daycare is High Maintenance

<p>Todays caller wants to know if moving daycares is worse than dealing with the pass-agg educator of her son.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Got D&amp;M Fomo?

<p>Gem is up to her eye balls in wallpaper glue and Revz is almost certifiably dead post-triathalon, so we don’t have any chat in us this week BUT we thought we’d give you a little sample taste-test of our bonus subscription episodes: D&amp;M. We’ve put together some of our favourite moments so you can try it out and see if it’s for you. Missss you, see you next week 👋🏻</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Sorry, I Want A Career

<p>Today's caller wants to know how to banish that mum guilt when it's all on her shoulders but she loves to work.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Perfect Hair &amp; SIL Texts

<p>Gem is a bit annoyed at a particular trending audio cos she thinks it’s cutting our poddy grass. Revz gives Gem some shade for her Shakespearean arched accent and Gem thinks that’s pedestrian (we’re off to a great start). We talk about “woke comedy” and the pros and cons of funny v punching down. Gem muses on her half-whiteness and how things have changed culturally in Oz since she arrived in the 90s. Then Revz doesn’t have time for doing her kids hair cos she’s NEVER HAPPY and it’s a constant fight. Have we already arrived in Teen Town? Cos if we have, can we take the bus outta here?</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to support Revz and her sister and cousin do a Triathlon to raise money for MS research you can here: <a href="https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/">https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/</a></p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon</p><p>Revz- Saturday Night Pasta by FIX</p><p>Gem- Sunday Living Co</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Hate My Son's Nickname

<p>Todays caller is wondering if she can control her son's rebrand.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Sex In The Carpark, Not A Vibe.

<p>So Revz’s current “superpower” is making Memojis, so Gem is up for a special kind of ✨soft launch✨. Then we are all processing that Gem might be moving to Cabarita (not really) and in her Reno journey, Gem has discovered that she may have been signalling to the whole neighbourhood that her and Hubs are swingers. Speaking of, Gem went on a date night that took a real turn (down Lovers Lane, cough cough) and it’s QUITE the story. Revz has been reminiscing about annoying neighbours and tells us about the time she got sweet revenge on a mean Scottish neighbour.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Doesn’t Care About IVF

<p>Todays caller wonders if she can make her husband give a F about her IVF devastation.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

That's An Expensive Full Moon

<p>Ok so, Revz has a friend, and we hope you all have one like this. She calls her Crazy Lisa and she’s really lived up to her title this week, strap yourselves in. Then Revz received a bill this week and you’ll die when you hear what for. Iggy is brimming with testosterone and it’s driving Gem bananas and Revzy has worked out that her whole personality is tied up in her finger nails. Here there and everywhere, bringing you the smiles and trials for your Tuesday. Have a great week DLs!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Fake It Til You Make It

<p>This weeks caller wants to know how to deal with her imposter syndrome.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

She Caught The Groom Breastfeeding

<p>Well. We have a lot to discuss starting with a follow up to a Bestie Hotline a few weeks ago about a shitty, trauma dumping nanny. Spoiler alert: she CAN get worse and she needs to be publicly shamed. And speaking of weddings, Revz heard a story recently and she wants it *verified* cos it kinda reminds her of another potential urban legend she heard years ago and if these things are really happening humans are far more interesting than we ever thought. Also, obviously updates on the Caba Reno and Americano, cos we know why you come here…</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter’s Dad is MIA

<p>Todays caller is wondering if she should bother trying to get her baby daddy to be in their kid’s life.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Son, This Is A Period

<p>Fun new dinner party game Revz has invented; what country are you? She thinks she’s Iceland (looks great on Insta but ALOT of shit to sort out, ya know) can you pick what Gem is? Then Gem had a potential teaching moment happen this week and she.. well.. fucked it. She fucked it. But when is “too soon” to teach your kids about women’s cycles and is there even a too soon? Then Revz wants to chat about women changing their name. Is it still a thing? It is in our bubble but why do we do it that way and is the “family” name still a real deal? As always we touch on Bridgerton (lol, get OVER it) and you can bet there’s a decent helping of smut in there for your Tuesday too. Love you DL’S !</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dealing with Mini Mean Girls

<p>This week's caller wants to know if she should get involved with her baby's bully.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The New “Talk” We Have to Prepare For With Our Kids

<p>Firstly, smooth or crunchy, what’s your peanut butter style? Cos it says a lot about who you are. And as far as style goes. permanent jewellery… are we vibing it? WTF is it and would you “commit”? On commitment, Revz is considering getting a tattoo, for the experience, and how much of life is worth the drama for the experience? Then, sex education is evolving so fast (thank god) but how do we deal with the fact that porn is a thing our kids will see. How do we talk to them about it and how to we prepare ourselves for that talk when we probably haven’t processed it ourselves. Then Gem has Cabba updates and Revz has a soundtrack for your kitchen disco. It’s ALL happening!</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Not spon yo_caba_caba</p><p>Lizzo album special</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want To Bang My Husband

<p>Today's caller isn't feeling it and is wondering if she has to or how she can.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

So What, I Need A Mullet Now?

<p>Hello all you gorgeous people, it’s Tuesday and so we’re at it again, talking each other’s ears off about life, love and female mullets. That’s right. There’s a “new” hairstyle that Gem (semi-new, lazy-girl, TikTok trend, beauty correspondent) is bringing to the table and it’s… weird? Or super cool. We don’t know. And Gem has a new family member; yep, she FOUND an Au Pair and frankly Revz is relieved. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her phone addiction and while resistant at first, Gem might actually get through to her for once on something #putdownthephone. Oh also, teddy is gonna be a costume designer and we’re all pretty excited about that. Happy SPRING VIBES besties, we’re glad to have you here with us!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Nanny Is Trauma Dumping on Me

<p>Todays caller....isn't calling..... she's with us! And she wants to know how to detach from a problematic Nanny.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Renovating, Co-Parenting &amp; Dating, oh my!

<p>Well, Revz algorithm thinks she likes roller skating content, that’s weird and wait.. Gem’s too? How weird is the internet. Speaking of weird; therapy. God it’s good. Revz has a timely reminder of how important it it to keep the noggin healthy and ain't that the truth. Then, Gem has an exciting announcement that is going to be everyone’s favourite content / reno channel and no we will not be going on The Block. Then Revz is struggling with her coparenting responsibilities and she needs to call whinge FM you guys. Then The Good Mum is on holiday with Gem’s Mum and what is that about?!? Then Gem has some advice for Revz (oh god) so saddle up! Happy Tuesday Bestie boos! </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon:</p><p>Gem : Nicole Fendle</p><p>Revz : </p><p>ikea sedlig spoons </p><p><a href="https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/sedlig-spoon-stainless-steel-20188586/">https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/sedlig-spoon-stainless-steel-20188586/</a></p><p>Upplaga Bowl</p><p><a href="https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/upplaga-bowl-white-60438022/">https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/upplaga-bowl-white-60438022/</a></p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe to our D&amp;M BONUS content on Apple Podcasts:</p><p>http://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does Size Actually Matter?

<p>Today’s caller is wondering why her size varies so dramatically between stores. Is it capitalism, mysogyny or chy-na?</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs

<p>Um, what WHAT?!? It’s a bloody special day because back by popular demand, THE GOOD MUM is here! She was gonna just listen but what a lol that idea was. And Besties we get pretty deep, but first, Claire (The Good Mum) is shitty at Revz that she hasn’t filled her in on the new (not) BF. Gem wants to talk eyebrow lamination and Claire runs us through her poddy ritual. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the sick kid work guilt THANG which we wanna know, is it just a women problem? Then Gem has received a salty DM that has set her off, but is it really the DM or does she have to face down shit she’s been sweeping under the rug. Thanks for being with us, Besties, it’s a deep and meaningful today! </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon:</p><p><br></p><p>Gem : @modibodi training undies</p><p>Revz : Sheike wonderland shirt</p><p><a href="https://www.sheike.com.au/collections/tops/products/wonderland-shirt">https://www.sheike.com.au/collections/tops/products/wonderland-shirt</a></p><p>Claire : Seed ribbed tank</p><p><a href="https://www.seedheritage.com/p/fitted-rib-tank/2207083001-WHISPWHTE-S-se.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b-BlIzr-QIVxSMrCh1eBw-gEAQYASABEgKqB_D_BwE">https://www.seedheritage.com/p/fitted-rib-tank/2207083001-WHISPWHTE-S-se.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b-BlIzr-QIVxSMrCh1eBw-gEAQYASABEgKqB_D_BwE</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Don't Want Kids?

<p>Today's caller wants to know how you know you actually want to be a mum and if she has to make that decision NOW.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>