Trump’s State Fair Not “Packed to the Brim” & Tiffany Haddish Not Invited to Taylor Swift’s Wedding

WELCOME TO JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE, EVERYONE. I'm your guest host, Tiffany Hottie. AND I'M BACK. DO Y'ALL LIKE MY HAIR? Y'ALL like my hair?

I started MY I STARTED MY OWN WIG line called Lace Lux uh by Tiffany Hatter. She's a new Look it up. This is the Addison, just in case you were wondering. Now, this is my second summer filling in for Jimmy,

but my first summer identifying as a 21-year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. >> What's that? WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT TO SEE THE PICTURE?

OKAY. If you insist. If you insist. If you look close, if you look really close, you can see my booty from the front.

See right here? Anyways, but let me ask you a question. How can someone look this good and not get invited to the Taylor Swift wedding? >> WERE YOU INVITED, GMA?

NO, I WAS I WAS READY, BUT I feel like we were the only two celebrities who weren't here who weren't there. Like everybody was there. They had every famous person on earth.

Brad Pitt, Selena Gomez, JLo, Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, Steven Spielberg, the bass player from Fallout Boy, George Stephanopoulos. I mean, no offense TO GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, BUT WHY THE DID THEY INVITE GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS? WHAT A WASTE.

WHAT A WASTE. ALL THOSE SEXY men in tuxedos and no Tiffany to make them feel beautiful. That's my job is to make men feel beautiful. IF I WAS THERE, THE BAR wouldn't have been the

only thing that was open. OKAY? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WAS TALKING about my legs.

Half the Kansas City Chiefs would have been having breakfast at Tiffany's. I'd have been feeding them. >> MAYBE I'D HAVE GAVE HIM SOME DINNER, TOO. Who knows?

Brunch. But I'm sure there's a good explanation. Maybe Taylor, she just didn't have the right email for me. So Taylor, if you're watching, you can send all future

invitations to horny tiff sheady420@hotmail.com. Okay. And just SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT MY REGULAR EMAIL ADDRESS. THAT'S THE ONE I use to just look at porn.

Anyway, that's my porn address. But I'm glad Taylor and Travis had a great wedding and it seemed like the people of New York really embraced the happy couple. Taylor.

>> OH MY GOD. WE HAVEN'T SEEN A MIRACLE LIKE THIS SINCE THE BIRTH of Jesus. >> NOW people was lit for that wedding. THAT WAS THAT WAS WHAT I was like after the

new Beyonce song CAME OUT. DID Y'ALL LISTEN TO IT? >> OH MY GOSH. >> The song is called Morning Doo Donk. Okay.

It's a tasteful tribute to old school romance. Just kidding. It's about in the morning. GMO. GMO.