We Don't Have Time For This

☎️ Bestie Hotline: The MIL Economy

<p>Today&rsquo;s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics.&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a> (Prime Day Sales July 7-13!)</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Long Distance Relationship Game

<p>Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money situation that has the group chat divided. Plus, a trip down memory lane to New York and the early days of Gem and Hubs. Gem dishes out all her long distance relationship tips, now that Revz is dealing with different time zones. Gem drops another health update and let's just say someone's crystals are copping the blame. Happy Tuesday DLs. May the school holidays be ever in your favour.</p> <p>#NotSpon:<br>G: <a href="https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/benefit-cosmetics/benefit-cosmetics-benetint-dark-cherry.html">Benefit Lip Stain</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://www.netflix.com/au/title/81750702">The Four Seasons</a> on Netflix</p> <p>-</p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a> (Prime Day Sale 7-13 July!)</p> <p>Know Thyself 2026&nbsp;<a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Confess Now or Risk Wedding Chaos?

<p>This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster.</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Are you sitting down DLs?

<p>First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one because a bomb has dropped in Revz's life and honestly, we're still processing. Bestie is activated, feelings are high, and as always, chaos has entered the chat. Keeping it spicy since day dot.</p> <p>Not Spon:<br>G: <a href="https://nicolefendel.com.au/collections/necklaces/products/round-locket-necklace?variant=62779207778463">Nicole Fendel Locket</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://claude.ai/login">Claude</a></p> <p>-</p> <p>Know Thyself 2026&nbsp;<a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Babe, Please Give Me A Compliment

<p>&nbsp;Today&rsquo;s caller is married to a love language mismatch.</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The DM That Wasn’t Meant For Us

<p>What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of 90s kids movies, except Gem's children have started asking questions that absolutely ruin the magic and she does not have time for it. Plus, Revz accidentally receives a DM that was very much not intended for her and what follows is equal parts high school bullshit, overthinking and group therapy.</p> <p>Not Spon:<br>G: <a href="https://nimbleactivewear.com">Nimble Activewear</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lifewith.annette/?hl=en">Follow @lifewith.annette</a></p> <p>-</p> <p>Know Thyself 2026&nbsp;<a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour

<p>This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills.&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

I Get Knocked Down...

<p>Gem&rsquo;s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid&rsquo;s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy that's been dividing households for generations: bribery. Are rewards ruining our children, or are they the only reason anyone under ten is wearing shoes? No seriously, if we don&rsquo;t have bribes and rewards, how else do we get shit done?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Not Spon:<br>G: <a href="https://www.kmart.com.au/product/no-noise-football-assorted-43664528/">No noise football&nbsp;</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://amzn.to/4xjd9Id">Mini Magnetic Tiles Travel Set</a> (aff link)</p> <p>-</p> <p>Mentions:</p> <p>Watch <a href="https://youtu.be/54vhp_D0M8U">"The Trenches"</a> from Sorry For Existing 2024 Live Show</p> <p>Watch <a href="https://youtu.be/1NF5gTxrpNM">"Tonight"</a> WDHTFT X Furnace and The Fundamentals from Who Is She? 2025 Live Show</p> <p>Know Thyself 2026&nbsp;<a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Can I Ditch Swimming Lessons?

<p>Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Theatre Nerds Do Sport Ball

<p>Starting today&rsquo;s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia&rsquo;s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem&rsquo;s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully booked. Then Iggy&rsquo;s got a passion and Gem&rsquo;s trying to be supportive but has not got a f*cking clue. Revz has got questionable advice and tips for the best way to perform sport ball. Take it or (most likely) leave it.</p> <p>Notspon: <br>G: <a href="https://amzn.to/4ubr802">Handbag organiser</a> (aff link)</p> <p>R: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Za8AOCXcAv7w8vFWzRWKt?si=H18_UyMDTFmLLQcBKRHi3A">Ezra Klein on Armchair Expert</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 7yo is Ashamed of her Body Hair

<p>This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gem Crashed The Fifth Trimester. She has notes.

<p>Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes.&nbsp;</p> <p>-</p> <p>Mentions:&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY8QJ-ZPSuD/">Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY7tabogL5x/">Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin</a></p> <p><a href="https://sitchu.com.au/fashion/how-to-wear-red">All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to <em>Sitchu</em></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYpsZ52hMxr/"></a><a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/JEWEDECO-Anti-slip-Stretchy-Armbands-Bartender/dp/B0F89KZ44G">Gem&rsquo;s blazer cuffs&nbsp;</a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYpsZ52hMxr/"></a></p> <p>Sign up to <a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">The Fifth Trimester</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"> Fix</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <ul></ul> <p>Follow: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/the_fifth_trimester/?hl=en">@the_fifth_trimester</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1"></a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Listen to the TFT podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gem’s Blood Test Got Her Sweating

<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem&rsquo;s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem&rsquo;s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her tennis talents.... or lack thereof. Happy Tuesday, DLs!</p> <p>Notspons:</p> <p>Gem: <a href="https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/studymate-pencil-case-set-australia-33-piece-smactvauss">Studymate Pencil Case Set&nbsp;</a></p> <p>Revz: <a href="https://www.toogoodtogo.com/en-au">Too Good To Go App</a> (Game Changer!)&nbsp;</p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm

<p>A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.&nbsp;</p> <p>Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for &ldquo;later&rdquo; and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we&rsquo;re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let&rsquo;s just say it may or may not involve a happy ending. A real juicy one for you today. Enjoy x</p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Make My Kids Besties?

<p>This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids.&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Fifth Trimester : Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up?

<p>It&rsquo;s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix&rsquo;s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, <em>Kylie, </em>so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid.&nbsp;</p> <p>Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia&rsquo;s golden girl of pop, do we actually know Kylie better? Or has Kylie done what Kylie does best - let us close enough to feel her glittery warmth, but not quite close enough to touch the truth?</p> <p>Plus, Lu opens up about how Kylie and Dannii Minogue&rsquo;s dynamic reminds her a lot of her own bond with her big sister Revs, and why one sibling&rsquo;s success should never be the other&rsquo;s undoing.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p>Netflix&rsquo;s Kylie: <a href="https://www.netflix.com/au/title/82075657">https://www.netflix.com/au/title/82075657</a>&nbsp;</p> <p>-</p> <p>Sign up to <a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">The Fifth Trimester</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"> Fix</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <ul></ul> <p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0HxV35w0G87TsnLqeMqu2l?si=dc37001128e641dd">The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist</a>&nbsp;</p> <p>Follow us:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/the_fifth_trimester/?hl=en">@the_fifth_trimester</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bonus: Let’s Go Back To Where It All Began

<p>You&rsquo;re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode &ldquo;We Bought A Mic&rdquo; back in 2020. So naturally, Gem&rsquo;s got notes, Revz has insights and now we&rsquo;re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you&rsquo;re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones for you x</p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Own Your Trash

<p>Gem&rsquo;s accidentally become a full-time indoor plant parent and we fear this might officially be our midlife crisis era. Then we introduce what may be the greatest invention of all time: The Adult Dress Up Box&trade;️ &mdash; no notes, just a bloody good time. We also get into Gem&rsquo;s latest documentary obsession, naturally spiral into trash TV and guilty pleasures, and the inevitable millennial midlife crisis. Finally, something deeply disturbing happened to Revz the other night that left us feeling humbled, disgusted and honestly a bit old.</p> <p>Notspons:</p> <p>G: <a href="https://www.theaussiepal.com.au/">Aussie Pal Water Bottle</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://lovingtan.com/products/10-min-express-self-tanning-smoothing-mask">Loving Tan 10min express</a></p> <p>Mentions: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/bestie-hotline-my-besties-in-her-wellness-era/id1544178687?i=1000767808991">Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Your Hand-Me-Downs

<p>Today's caller has just discovered the mental load of hand-me-down kids clothing.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bonus: The Mum Hack We All Needed

<p>A must-listen for DLs chasing a little &ldquo;life enhancement&rdquo;! Ever head of The Third Space? Kellie Sulway joins us to unpack the tools, mindset shifts, and everyday habits that help you live with more intention. From finding clarity in the chaos to the parenting golden nuggets every family needs to hear, this convo is packed with practical takeaways you&rsquo;ll actually want to use.</p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="http://Www.kithsalon.com">http://Www.kithsalon.com</a></p> <p><a href="mailto:Kellie@kithsalon.com">Kellie@kithsalon.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/kithsalon/">@kithsalon</a>&nbsp;</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can Everyone Just Shut Up!?

<p>This week, Isla makes the catastrophic discovery of Revz's ChatGPT history and now clearing search history is another thing to add to the mental load. Gem unpacks her feelings about the latest Australian-set Netflix movie Apex and asks the important question: when was the last time you completely flipped your lid? Because... same. Plus, an absolutely necessary takedown of Timezone, the sensory overstimulation capital where relaxation goes to die.</p> <p>Notspons:</p> <p>G: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/3ZN01xzenGMhWHdC5kfAe9">THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE. by Raye</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://amzn.to/3Pwd0jN">Sports Mouthguard Amazon</a>&nbsp;(aff link)</p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era

<p>Today's caller is is not loving her best friend's new personality.&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Let's Talk About Divorce (With An Expert)

<p>After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer all of your legal quezzies.&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>Mentions</strong></p> <p><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/lets-talk-about-divorce/id1544178687?i=1000758697057">Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Apple Podcasts</a></p> <p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2yxYlUqKU5EmjrtdtYXZEm">Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Spotify</a></p> <p>Domestic Violence Hotline: 1800RESPECT</p> <p><a href="https://www.fcfcoa.gov.au/fl">Family Court Website</a></p> <p><a href="https://parkercolescurtis.com.au/">Parker Coles Curtis Family &amp; Divorce Lawyers</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Another Thing We're Doing Wrong

<p>How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing we&rsquo;re apparently doing wrong as parents. Revz crashed out in the school group chat and honestly, we've all thought about it. One mildly passive aggressive message which begs the question when do the dads start volunteering for school events? Just wondering, because the mums are tired. Plus, Gem finally solves the mystery of her lifelong tablet-swallowing trauma, and DLs, there&rsquo;s a 1 in 5 chance you&rsquo;ve got the same issue.&nbsp;</p> <p>Notspons:</p> <p>G: <a href="https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/kevinmurphy/kevin-murphy-body-mass-100ml.html">Kevin Murphy Body Mass</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://amzn.to/3RjhY3I">CRZ YOGA activewear tank</a> (aff link) and <a href="https://amzn.to/4f2rwdj">CRZ YOGA bike shorts</a> (aff link)</p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Relationship On 2x Speed

<p>This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend!</p> <p><a href="https://www.wacf.org.au/donate">WACF Charity Donation</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Fifth Trimester : If Mother’s Day Is Hard For You ❤️‍🩹

<p>Ahead of Mother&rsquo;s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep talk/warm hug for anyone who may find this day hard to navigate. Whether you&rsquo;re longing to be a mum, missing your mum, caring for your mum, dealing with a complex mother-daughter relationship, a tricky mother-in-law dynamic, or a single mum... It&rsquo;s a day that can put all of that under a microscope and really illuminate the pain. Lu opens up about how, in the wake of her divorce, Mother&rsquo;s Day, and other big, celebratory moments now come with an undercurrent of sadness. Bella shares what it&rsquo;s been like stepping into the role of legal guardian for her mum following a dementia diagnosis. The girls also share how they&rsquo;re marking the day together this year, complete with a full-blown boycott of the whole damn thing. We hope this alternative view point makes you feel less alone, DLs.</p> <p>Share this episode with your loved ones x</p> <p>Follow us:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/the_fifth_trimester/?hl=en">@the_fifth_trimester</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

I Shaved For This!

<p>Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side quest dragging Zoomers, ironic considering what comes next. Gem shares what might be her most embarrassing story to date. Yes, it involves nudity, and yes, it is as bad as you think. Just when you think it cannot escalate, Revz steps in with her own laser nightmare. Finally, Revz opens up, pun very much intended, about her roster, and suddenly we are re-evaluating everything we said about Zoomers. We're bringing unhinged energy with a side of contradiction.</p> <p>Notspons:</p> <p>G: <a href="https://eveko.au/">Eveko Shampoo and Conditioner</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://www.frankbody.com/au/products/clearing-body-wash/">Frank Body Clearing Body Wash</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/knowthyself">LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: The Toxic Ex Fantasy, amiright?

<p>Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up!</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026">LIVE SHOW TICKETS</a></p> <p>-</p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Links

<p>Mother&rsquo;s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we&rsquo;re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here are some of our ideas or send your own and everyone's happy! Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village.</p> <p><strong>Mentions:</strong></p> <p><a href="https://www.linenhouse.com/bathroom/plush-palazzo-plum-robe">Gem&rsquo;s Dressing Gown</a></p> <p><a href="https://uggaustraliaclassic.com.au/products/ugg-supreme-tash-slippers">Revz&rsquo;s Ugg boots</a></p> <p><a href="https://onceupon.photo/en-au/photobooks">Once upon Photo books</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.milkbooks.com/photo-books/?srsltid=AfmBOoojUQ8s5tJl2vF1s2N8Mr8wFVmLJfq5OwTD3iaYu1lIMh63eym2">Milk Books Photo books&nbsp;</a></p> <p><a href="https://getblys.com.au/">Blys at home treatment</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/">LIVE SHOW Tickets</a> (on sale 1st May 10am AEST)</p> <p>-</p> <p>Check out our <a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a> for #notspons and more gifting inspo</p> <p>Send This Episode To Your Friends:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/24m9KEaHaB4akA7e1lNM1L">I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i-need-a-new-podcast/id1544178687?i=1000749162117">I Need A New Podcast (Apple)</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f"></a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

My Phone Knows Too Much

<p><em><strong>***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May***</strong></em></p> <p>Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bought her first kini in over a decade and Revz is bringing full hype girl energy. Then, do you love grocery shopping or hate it, because this is truly a two types of people situation, especially when your spending habits clash with someone else&rsquo;s. Revz also has a bug bear with anything that tracks you like sleep and fitness data, is it really necessary? Meanwhile Gem is seething over the small chaotic piles taking over her house and somehow her chuck it out personality might be creating little hoarders.</p> <p>Notspons:</p> <p>G: <a href="https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-mango-slices-150g-3019796">Coles Dried Mango</a></p> <p>R: <a href="https://aeonskin.au/products/liquid-magic-face-oil-50ml">Aeon Liquid Magic</a></p> <p>-</p> <p>Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:<br><a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Subscribe on Apple</a> <br><a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Subscribe on Spotify</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1">Submit your OTDL</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline">Submit your Bestie Hotline</a></p> <p>Check out our&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com.au/shop/wedonthavetimeforthis?tag=wdhtft-22">Amazon Storefront</a></p> <p><a href="https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f">Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis/">Join our Facebook Group</a></p> <p>Listen to our cool little sister podcast:<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3CF11seSpbO3XrkSDztVRC">The Fifth Trimester on Spotify</a><br><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847">The Fifth Trimester on Apple</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>