The Therapy Crouch

The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.</p><br><p>The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.</p><br><p>Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 02:47 Morning Routine Chaos</p><p> 06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”</p><p> 11:45 The Toenail Debate</p><p> 16:35 Tracking Football Flights</p><p> 18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival</p><p> 26:43 The Meditation Session</p><p> 32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea</p><p> 35:12 Calm Voices &amp; Marriage</p><p> 37:39 Wedding Guest Drama</p><p> 41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy</p><p> 42:21 Jealousy In Relationships</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!

<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.</p><br><p>The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play? </p><br><p>There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?</p><p>04:43 Step Parenting Drama</p><p>08:00 Regional Slang Arguments</p><p>11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad</p><p>15:43 Audiobook Confessions</p><p>18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.</p><br><p>The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.</p><br><p>00:00 Portugal Detox &amp; Party Recovery</p><p> 01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis</p><p> 03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”</p><p> 04:31 Ross Update &amp; Listener Messages</p><p> 04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose</p><p> 05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons</p><p> 06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood &amp; Sport</p><p> 07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day</p><p> 08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has</p><p> 10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System</p><p> 12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash</p><p> 12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick</p><p> 13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate</p><p> 15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity</p><p> 15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener</p><p> 16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate</p><p> 18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong</p><p> 19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together</p><p> 20:37 Hunger Games &amp; Comfort Movies</p><p> 21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever</p><p> 22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read</p><p> 24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin</p><p> 25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever</p><p> 27:31 Roald Dahl &amp; Childhood Reading Memories</p><p> 28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession</p><p> 30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading</p><p> 30:55 Desert Island Albums</p><p> 31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia &amp; Dad Rock Arguments</p><p> 34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession</p><p> 35:34 Doomscrolling &amp; “Ignorance Is Bliss”</p><p> 36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life</p><p> 36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton</p><p> 37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions</p><p> 39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?</p><p> 41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools</p><p> 42:40 The Team Debate Luxury &amp; Success</p><p> 44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island</p><p> 46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures</p><p> 47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials</p><p> 49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For</p><p> 51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits</p><p> 52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return</p><p> 54:33 Final Portugal Reflections</p><p> 56:17 End</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Remember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does…

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection of listener questions that completely derailed the pod over the years.</p><br><p>We hear the infamous debate over whether it’s “Shaba” or “Shava”, a surprisingly deep conversation about losing memories, and one listener’s dilemma about open relationships that sparks absolute carnage in the studio. Pete also looks back on romantic getaway recommendations, cowboy fantasy holidays, and one brutal question that forces him to choose between golf… and Abbey.</p><br><p>As always, the AMA questions are carrying the podcast once again and Pete admits looking back at the old clips genuinely had him crying laughing.</p><br><p>00:00 Solo AMA Begins</p><p>00:35 Pete Revisits Old Podcast Clips</p><p>01:28 The Brutal Memory Loss Question</p><p>03:04 “Shaba” vs “Shava” Debate</p><p>05:33 Chaos Completely Takes Over</p><p>06:00 Romantic Break Recommendations</p><p>07:50 Italy, Rain and Cowboy Holidays</p><p>08:52 Open Relationships Discussion</p><p>11:38 Golf Or Abbey? The Ultimate Question</p><p>13:00 Pete Reflects On The AMA Chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering…</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat</p><p>04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story</p><p>10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed</p><p>13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams</p><p>14:05 “Blue Jobs” &amp; Relationship Rules</p><p>15:00 Portugal Reset &amp; Family Time</p><p>15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave</p><p>17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama</p><p>20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession</p><p>23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully</p><p>25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins</p><p>26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate</p><p>27:55 Bill Gates &amp; Tick Conspiracies</p><p>29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained</p><p>32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World</p><p>33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop</p><p>34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?!</p><p>35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel</p><p>39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts</p><p>50:20 Wrapping Up</p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start.</p><br><p>Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful.</p><br><p>Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma &amp; “Bone” Debate</p><p>05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips</p><p>07:30 Dream Home Disagreements</p><p>09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance”</p><p>10:45 What Makes a House a Home?</p><p>12:10 Beds, Sleep &amp; Luxury Must-Haves</p><p>13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma</p><p>14:00 Budget Travel &amp; Greece Recommendations</p><p>18:00 Relationships, Marriage &amp; What Matters</p><p>23:00 Final Thoughts &amp; Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p>@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.</p><br><p>Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.</p><br><p>Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout</p><p> 01:42 Service Station Food &amp; Matcha Rant</p><p> 04:04 Bovril, Football &amp; Stadium Rules</p><p> 06:28 Random Chat &amp; Set-Up</p><p> 07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished</p><p> 10:15 Listener Messages Begin</p><p> 10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)</p><p> 13:40 “That’s What I Do” &amp; Tangents</p><p> 16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice</p><p> 19:50 Transition / Segment Change</p><p> 20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns</p><p> 20:31 Lottery Win &amp; Ex-Wife Drama</p><p> 23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?</p><p> 25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story</p><p> 28:15 Naming Kids &amp; Inappropriate Jokes</p><p> 28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky</p><p> 32:00 Body Comments Debate</p><p> 34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.</p><br><p>The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.</p><br><p>There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.</p><br><p>Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos</p><p>03:10 We’re Moving House</p><p>04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan</p><p>06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad</p><p>09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories</p><p>13:00 Tattoos Debate</p><p>16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves</p><p>18:35 Emotional Listener Message</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.</p><br><p>The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.</p><p>Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&amp;Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.</p><p>https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>03:00 Peter’s Injury &amp; Competitive Nature</p><p>08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much</p><p>14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour</p><p>16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football</p><p>27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf</p><p>30:43 Sport &amp; Mental Health</p><p>32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos</p><p>45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins</p><p>51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown</p><p>54:58 Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&amp;A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction From Portugal</p><p>07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything</p><p>08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos</p><p>12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever</p><p>17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control</p><p>18:30 Tyson &amp; Paris Fury Singing Reaction</p><p>21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer</p><p>23:16 School Runs, Clubs &amp; Real Family Life</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life.</p><br><p>Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships.</p><br><p>We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show.</p><br><p>The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained.</p><br><p>Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No”</p><p>04:10 Easter Trip Chaos &amp; The New Puppy</p><p>06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster</p><p>08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong</p><p>12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated?</p><p>14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours</p><p>16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids</p><p>18:40 Holiday Arguments &amp; Relationship Dynamics</p><p>19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned</p><p>24:00 Food Preferences &amp; Relationship Compromises</p><p>27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly.</p><br><p>The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away.</p><br><p>We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good…</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:30 Packing Chaos</p><p>06:15 Coworker Message Drama</p><p>08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate</p><p>11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal</p><p>14:20 Wedding Advice</p><p>17:30 Grindr Dilemma</p><p>20:30 Cheating vs Identity</p><p>22:00 Public “Ick” Moment</p><p>24:00 Hero vs Fail</p><p>27:00 The “Ick” Debate</p><p>30:00 Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.</p><br><p>We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).</p><br><p>The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:00 Morning Anxiety &amp; Bunker Talk</p><p>05:30 Life Perspective &amp; COVID Reflections</p><p>07:15 Listener Nicknames</p><p>09:20 Parenting Dilemma</p><p>12:20 Molly &amp; Tom Join The Show</p><p>14:30 Starting Their Podcast</p><p>17:00 Love Island Journey</p><p>18:45 Life After The Show</p><p>21:00 Football vs Fame</p><p>23:30 Public Pressure</p><p>24:50 Relationship Advice</p><p>26:00 Proposal Story</p><p>28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins</p><p>03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?</p><p>05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?</p><p>07:00 Funniest People &amp; Why Humor Matters</p><p>10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?</p><p>12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks &amp; Football Challenge</p><p>15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks</p><p>18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?</p><p>21:30 Final Thoughts &amp; Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p>&nbsp;@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.</p><br><p>Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.</p><br><p>Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.</p><br><p>We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.</p><br><p>Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>04:07 Welcoming Peter &amp; Emily Andre</p><p>05:33 Touring Life &amp; “Home Is More Full On”</p><p>08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” &amp; New Album</p><p>11:18 Iconic Music Videos &amp; Behind The Scenes</p><p>14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations &amp; Touring Again</p><p>17:45 How Peter &amp; Emily Andre First Met</p><p>18:42 Relationship Beginnings &amp; Asking Permission</p><p>19:06 Parenting, Kids &amp; Growing Up Fast</p><p>23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor</p><p>24:00 Writing Books &amp; Life With Kids</p><p>28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)</p><p>30:28 Fan Questions Begin</p><p>33:00 Relationships, Marriage &amp; Long-Term Love</p><p>38:00 Family Life, Balance &amp; Career Pressures</p><p>43:00 Parenting Challenges &amp; Modern Family Life</p><p>48:00 Looking Back On Career &amp; Lessons Learned</p><p>53:00 Final Thoughts &amp; Reflections</p><p>56:30 Outro</p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter Andre</p><p>https://twitter.com/peterandre</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.</p><br><p>Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.</p><br><p>There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.</p><br><p>It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:40 Wardrobe Chaos &amp; Hoarding Realisations</p><p>02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”</p><p>04:05 The “Knickers” Debate</p><p>05:45 Parenting Rules &amp; Mealtime Battles</p><p>08:50 Sponsor Break</p><p>09:05 Singapore Stories &amp; Travel Chat</p><p>11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks</p><p>13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins</p><p>15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.</p><br><p>We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:27 Ross update &amp; opening chat</p><p>01:02 Morning routines &amp; body confidence</p><p>02:18 Parenting rules &amp; swimming debate</p><p>03:10 Hair routines &amp; “life admin”</p><p>05:04 Relationship icks &amp; plane story</p><p>06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)</p><p>07:38 House chat, storage &amp; spindles</p><p>09:05 Weekly “shine” &amp; Chanel chat</p><p>10:00 Packing, moving house &amp; clear-outs</p><p>11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”</p><p>13:00 Gym addiction &amp; motivation chat</p><p>14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia &amp; family chaos</p><p>16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex</p><p>17:30 Phone glitches &amp; tech struggles</p><p>18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin</p><p>19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate</p><p>20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot</p><p>21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion</p><p>22:18 Social media vs real life debate</p><p>24:24 Filming vs living the moment</p><p>25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate</p><p>27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro</p><p>27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins</p><p>28:56 Debate &amp; reactions</p><p>30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues</p><p>31:40 Final thoughts &amp; wrap of segment</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀</p><br><p>The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.</p><br><p>We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.</p><br><p>And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) </p><p> 02:10 Acting, Adverts &amp; Listener Question</p><p> 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes</p><p> 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate</p><p> 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes</p><p> 08:20 Dartboard Lies &amp; Relationship Truths</p><p> 09:12 Fake Football Career Story</p><p> 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand</p><p> 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…</p><p> 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids</p><p> 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate</p><p> 15:01 Relationship Advice Question</p><p> 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”</p><p> 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”</p><p> 17:09 The Real Relationship Advice</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.</p><br><p>Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.</p><br><p>There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits</p><p>01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef &amp; No Cleaning)</p><p>04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”</p><p>04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong</p><p>05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out</p><p>08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos &amp; Loft Disaster</p><p>10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock</p><p>12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”</p><p>13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine</p><p>16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means</p><p>17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic</p><p>19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life</p><p>21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs</p><p>22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football</p><p>23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry</p><p>25:57 Agony Ab: IVF &amp; Gender Reveal Debate</p><p>27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.</p><br><p>From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…</p><br><p>The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.</p><br><p>If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).</p><br><p>Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p>Every day can be Iconic with TK Maxx. Shop at your nearest store, online or on the App now: https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Outrageous Nicknames</p><p>04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke</p><p>08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?</p><p>10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession</p><p>12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations</p><p>14:10 Kids &amp; Flight Hacks</p><p>16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things</p><p>18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated</p><p>21:00 Celebrity Encounters</p><p>25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession</p><p>05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience</p><p>08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge</p><p>10:30 The family diary row</p><p>14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”</p><p>17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story</p><p>19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal</p><p>21:03 The dog adoption videos debate</p><p>25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers</p><p>27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward</p><p>29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever</p><p>30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat</p><p>42:22 The mystery rapper debate</p><p>44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.</p><br><p>Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.</p><br><p>Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.</p><br><p>The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.</p><br><p>Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday!&nbsp;https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Dog Chaos &amp; Early Morning Wake Ups</p><p>03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate</p><p>04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive</p><p>09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?</p><p>14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem</p><p>19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate</p><p>23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships</p><p>25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong</p><p>28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch</p><p>33:00 Easter Book Joke &amp; Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.</p><br><p>Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.</p><br><p>Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story</p><p>03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters &amp; Golf Story with Alan Shearer</p><p>05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession</p><p>07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story</p><p>09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now</p><p>10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail</p><p>12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills</p><p>14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts</p><p>16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”</p><p>18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders</p><p>19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)</p><p>21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast</p><p>23:00 Pregnancy Cravings &amp; Chip Shop Stories</p><p>25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up</p><p>26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child</p><p>28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn</p><p>29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids</p><p>30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><br><p>@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.</p><br><p>And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband</p><p>04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy</p><p>06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding</p><p>08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?</p><p>12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models</p><p>14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex</p><p>17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema</p><p>20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies</p><p>22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books</p><p>25:00 Romance Films vs Real Relationships</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Sex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and PhD researcher Alix Fox.</p><br><p>Alix has spent over two decades exploring the ins and outs (quite literally) of intimacy, fetishes and modern relationships. From her early days reporting on BDSM and subcultures, to working as a script consultant on Netflix’s Sex Education, and now completing a PhD at UCL focused on HIV prevention — Alix has seen every side of the conversation when it comes to sex.</p><br><p>The trio dive into everything from the rise in fantasy-inspired sex toys (up 244% this year!), to why more than half of women admit to faking orgasms to protect their partner’s feelings. They discuss the stigma straight men still face around sex toys, how to introduce fantasies into long-term relationships without offending your partner, and whether honesty in the bedroom is always the best policy.</p><br><p>There are jaw-dropping sex disaster stories (including a frozen sausage incident you will never unhear), eye-opening insights into menopause and libido, and practical advice for couples who want to reset their expectations without hurting feelings.</p><br><p>It’s funny, shocking, awkward and genuinely informative — and it might just change the way you think about your sex life.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping

<p>On today’s <strong>Ask Us Anything</strong> episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.</p><br><p>We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.</p><br><p>Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?</p><br><p>From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below.</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro, ropey voices &amp; “bleed Therapy Crouch”</p><p><strong>01:20</strong> – Cameras down throats &amp; medical horror stories</p><p><strong>02:00</strong> – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)</p><p><strong>04:16</strong> – <strong>Agony Ab 1:</strong> Newlyweds, anxiety meds &amp; no sex</p><p><strong>06:20</strong> – “Turbo vs handbrake” &amp; fantasy conversation gets awkward</p><p><strong>07:40</strong> – Why fantasising about people you <em>know</em> is dangerous</p><p><strong>09:12</strong> – GP advice &amp; “above our pay grade” moment</p><p><strong>10:14</strong> – <strong>YNWA vs Delilah</strong> – which song hits harder?</p><p><strong>12:05</strong> – <strong>Agony Ab 2:</strong> Went through his phone… found bikini pics</p><p><strong>13:25</strong> – Pub messages, group chats &amp; “men need to grow up”</p><p><strong>14:19</strong> – “That’s borderline cheating” &amp; breaking trust</p><p><strong>15:49</strong> – When sorry isn’t enough &amp; healing takes time</p><p><strong>16:42</strong> – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries</p><p><strong>17:00</strong> – Hot toddy, swimming &amp; gun show jokes</p><p><strong>18:12</strong> – Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p>&nbsp;@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.</p><br><p>From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”</p><br><p>Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.</p><br><p>There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special</p><p>03:45 WikiFeet &amp; “Abbie’s Trotters”</p><p>08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout</p><p>13:10 Posture &amp; Spine Scare</p><p>17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate</p><p>22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos</p><p>27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story</p><p>33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare</p><p>36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment</p><p>40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame</p><p>45:20 Erotic Literature &amp; Mr Tickle</p><p>49:00 Final Laughs</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares

<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.</p><br><p>We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.</p><br><p>And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?</p><p>Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.</p><br><p>Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession &amp; glow-ups</p><p>02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously</p><p>04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing</p><p>06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner</p><p>07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title</p><p>09:02 – IVF pregnancy &amp; mismatched sex drives</p><p>10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”</p><p>12:03 – Curry, sex &amp; inducing labour myths</p><p>14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?</p><p>15:59 – “I would never get married again”</p><p>17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins</p><p>24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p>&nbsp;@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.</p><br><p>Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…</p><br><p>We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction &amp; The Jumper Debate</p><p>03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster</p><p>06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone</p><p>07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”</p><p>11:50 The Nickname Game Returns</p><p>15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live</p><p>16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”</p><p>19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever</p><p>24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates</p><p>27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”</p><p>29:10 Relationship Advice &amp; Upbringing</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p>&nbsp;@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.</p><br><p>We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best <strong>photo-fit sketches</strong> before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the <strong>13-year wait for a proposal</strong>, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.</p><br><p>We also hear about the <strong>worst house guest of all time</strong> — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.</p><p>It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below</p><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</a></p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Valentine’s Day &amp; Ross reveal tease</p><p>02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge</p><p>05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate</p><p>07:00 Glow up vs no compliments</p><p>11:15 Ex passion vs secure love</p><p>14:00 Classic FM car chaos</p><p>15:30 13-year proposal dilemma</p><p>18:30 Wedding cost chat</p><p>20:45 Festival weirdo house guest</p><p>24:00 Dressing gown drama &amp; ghosting</p><p>27:50 Book giveaway</p><p>31:10 Valentine’s sign-off</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>