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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
9 jul 202625 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are back for another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal.</p><br><p>The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home.</p><br><p>Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently.</p><br><p>There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast.</p><br><p>From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything</p><p>00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens</p><p>01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique</p><p>02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication</p><p>03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy</p><p>04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip</p><p>05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart</p><p>06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like</p><p>06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge</p><p>08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich</p><p>09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good</p><p>10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK</p><p>11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties?</p><p>13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age</p><p>15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently</p><p>16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires</p><p>17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession</p><p>18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years</p><p>19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about</p><p>20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in</p><p>21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief</p><p>22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters</p><p>22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…"</p><p>23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often</p><p>24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited</p><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
7 jul 202636 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos.</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God".</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news.</p><br><p>There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him.</p><br><p>Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut</p><p>02:25 - Expensive LA barbers</p><p>03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal</p><p>04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God"</p><p>06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up</p><p>08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents</p><p>10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement</p><p>11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home</p><p>12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house</p><p>13:25 - Knob shopping</p><p>15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over</p><p>16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved</p><p>18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas</p><p>19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous</p><p>20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party</p><p>22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer?</p><p>24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead</p><p>26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football?</p><p>28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays</p><p>29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football</p><p>30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion</p><p>32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion</p><p>34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer</p><p>35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: </p><br><p> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </p><br><p>TikTok: </p><br><p> / thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><br><p> / petercrouch </p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><br><p> / abbeyclancy </p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><br><p> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
2 jul 202626 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Peter and Abbey are back for another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately...</p><br><p>The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he <em>had</em> to get back to the tree first!</p><p>There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage.</p><br><p>The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them.</p><br><p>Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer.</p><br><p>There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation</p><p>00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal</p><p>00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast</p><p>01:38 - Why the news is always so negative</p><p>02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural?</p><p>03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence</p><p>04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone?</p><p>04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia</p><p>05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics</p><p>06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with</p><p>06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game</p><p>07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener</p><p>08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes</p><p>09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from</p><p>10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy</p><p>12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships</p><p>13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns</p><p>14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster</p><p>15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date</p><p>16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted</p><p>17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples</p><p>18:40 - Peter's only official household chore</p><p>19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter</p><p>20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking</p><p>21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread</p><p>22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together</p><p>23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment</p><p>24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues</p><p>25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
30 jun 202643 min<p>On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever.</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way.</p><br><p>There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's driverless delivery robots, Abbey explains why self-checkouts are killing conversation, and an Agony Ab involving a supposedly "dead" ex leaves everyone questioning what they would do in the same situation.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Pete flirts before the podcast starts</p><p>00:24 - Peter joins from LA as Abbey stays in Portugal</p><p>01:05 - Pete arrives to a house full of ill crew members</p><p>01:53 - Abbey's rescued kittens become complete chaos</p><p>03:42 - Tiger King comparisons and life with five kittens</p><p>04:28 - Pete misses Abbey but loves working in LA</p><p>05:05 - Abbey's sunrise horse ride nearly sends Pete to sleep</p><p>06:25 - Weekly whine: long distance and impossible time zones</p><p>07:50 - Pete jokes Abbey is too happy without him</p><p>09:00 - How they move anniversaries and even Christmas</p><p>10:04 - "One drink with the lads" never ends well</p><p>12:13 - Pete explains why men should stop promising one pint</p><p>16:03 - Listener compliments, fashion chat and modern dating</p><p>18:07 - Why the 90s were better than today</p><p>20:00 - Relationship ick: talking to your partner through the dog</p><p>22:24 - American AITA: the infamous 4-foot party sandwich</p><p>26:24 - Was eating the entire sandwich actually selfish?</p><p>29:53 - Dad tries forcing his 25-year-old girlfriend into every friendship group</p><p>34:27 - Wedding drama over a giant vagina tattoo</p><p>38:00 - Pete's mind is blown by LA delivery robots</p><p>39:40 - Why self-checkouts are ruining human interaction</p><p>41:25 - Agony Ab: is your girlfriend lying about her "dead" ex?</p><p>43:25 - 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Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
25 jun 202624 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos!</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the routine she’d finally managed to get in place while solo parenting. There’s also a fresh long-distance confession from producer Gaz, who reveals he took his girlfriend’s pants to LA for “comfort” only for them to be neatly folded by the housekeeper and left on full display in his room…</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey and Peter discuss one listener’s boyfriend who insists on calling a Leeds-to-Manchester relationship “long distance”, whether ugly animals are actually the cutest pets of all, and why Abbey can’t stop rescuing tiny kittens in Portugal. There’s also a truly bizarre internet confession involving a sex act, a shout of “Shabba!” and an Alexa request for Mr Bombastic that completely derails the pod.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey opens up about her Scouse identity, whether she’s become “too posh” for Liverpool, and the strange experience of sounding too Scouse in London but not Scouse enough back home!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:20 G’s Long Distance Comfort Knickers</p><p>04:22 Abbey’s New Coconut Coffee Obsession</p><p>07:22 The Boyfriend Who Calls Leeds to Manchester ‘Long Distance’</p><p>09:28 Ugly Pets, Feral Cats and A Farm Podcast Invitation</p><p>12:17 Abbey’s Portugal Animal Rescue Update</p><p>15:17 The Shabba Bedroom Confession</p><p>18:04 Laughing With A Straight Face</p><p>19:01 Abbey on Being Scouse in London vs Liverpool</p><p>22:20 Abbey Plans G’s Makeover</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
23 jun 202641 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast!</p><br><p>Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod!</p><br><p>The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace. </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had!</p><br><p>Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens</p><p>05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug</p><p>07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story</p><p>11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas</p><p>14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction</p><p>17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up</p><p>20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances</p><p>24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day</p><p>25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart</p><p>31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email</p><p>38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America</p><p>40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
19 jun 202645 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart.</p><br><p>After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum.</p><br><p>The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them. </p><br><p>Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face.</p><br><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">00:00</a> Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI&t=920s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">15:20</a> Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI&t=1250s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">20:50</a> Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW1iYzNLb2NsOTF6WGJRRWc3Uk5yMnFWdXhkd3xBQ3Jtc0trQnJaVUE1dFBxSWYwMmJPcU1WRHdtSHBFVm5qSThXa2M5d3FiNXR4azcxTzZPaF9RSFZKZVhhbS1hRG43UjRDejduWVBSclRhMTZvN3o4S2NyS2JBTnhkM0JtYWsyM1YzZ242YXZYQ0tnaWRVMWhyaw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In!
18 jun 202625 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn.</p><br><p>The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad. </p><br><p>There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad.</p><br><p>We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> Introduction & AMA Begins</p><p><strong>01:48</strong> Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate</p><p><strong>05:04</strong> Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy</p><p><strong>07:24</strong> The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession</p><p><strong>09:15</strong> The Great Brie Etiquette Debate</p><p><strong>11:15</strong> Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA?</p><p><strong>14:09</strong> Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles</p><p><strong>16:33</strong> Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It</p><p><strong>17:56</strong> When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session</p><p><strong>20:14</strong> The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast</p><p><strong>21:36</strong> AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment</p><p><strong>22:09</strong> Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything?</p><p><strong>23:21</strong> Peter Defends His Athletic Ability</p><p><strong>24:12</strong> The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story</p><p><strong>24:55</strong> Goodbye From Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p><a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
11 jun 202625 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.</p><br><p>The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.</p><br><p>We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.</p><br><p>Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:55 Long Distance Relationships</p><p>02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths</p><p>05:10 First Ever Jobs</p><p>08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story</p><p>10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"</p><p>11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened</p><p>14:10 Honesty In Relationships</p><p>15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned</p><p>16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On</p><p>17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas</p><p>19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy</p><p>20:30 The "Shabba" Debate</p><p>22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans</p><p>23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
10 jun 202643 min<p>Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.</p><br><p>In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins </p><p>02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0</p><p>04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 </p><p>07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" </p><p>11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 </p><p>14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) </p><p>17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell </p><p>22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches </p><p>24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana </p><p>27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 </p><p>30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory </p><p>33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson </p><p>40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" </p><p>41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
4 jun 202626 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.</p><br><p>Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.</p><br><p>We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession</p><p>03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument</p><p>05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster</p><p>08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?</p><p>10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story</p><p>12:30 AMA Questions Begin</p><p>13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests</p><p>15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names</p><p>17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster</p><p>20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes</p><p>22:15 More AMA Questions</p><p>24:45 Final Thoughts</p><p>26:19 End</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!
2 jun 202636 min<p>On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.</p><br><p>The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.</p><br><p>We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession</p><p>02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter</p><p>08:35 Being Judged By Strangers</p><p>10:41 Wine Service</p><p>16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate</p><p>18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?</p><p>20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls</p><p>23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories</p><p>24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do</p><p>26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab</p><p>28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice</p><p>30:31 New Mum Left By Partner</p><p>33:14 World Cup Excitement</p><p>35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!
28 mei 202628 min<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.</p><br><p>The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p> <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</a></p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge</p><p> 04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate</p><p> 07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI</p><p> 08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy</p><p> 11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?</p><p> 15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions</p><p> 20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick</p><p> 22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat</p><p> 24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations</p><p> 26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p> Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p> TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p> Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p> <a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!
26 mei 202648 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.</p><br><p>The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.</p><br><p>Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 02:47 Morning Routine Chaos</p><p> 06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”</p><p> 11:45 The Toenail Debate</p><p> 16:35 Tracking Football Flights</p><p> 18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival</p><p> 26:43 The Meditation Session</p><p> 32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea</p><p> 35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage</p><p> 37:39 Wedding Guest Drama</p><p> 41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy</p><p> 42:21 Jealousy In Relationships</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
21 mei 202622 min<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.</p><br><p>The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play? </p><br><p>There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?</p><p>04:43 Step Parenting Drama</p><p>08:00 Regional Slang Arguments</p><p>11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad</p><p>15:43 Audiobook Confessions</p><p>18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster
19 mei 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.</p><br><p>The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.</p><br><p>00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery</p><p> 01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis</p><p> 03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”</p><p> 04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages</p><p> 04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose</p><p> 05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons</p><p> 06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport</p><p> 07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day</p><p> 08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has</p><p> 10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System</p><p> 12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash</p><p> 12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick</p><p> 13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate</p><p> 15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity</p><p> 15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener</p><p> 16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate</p><p> 18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong</p><p> 19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together</p><p> 20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies</p><p> 21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever</p><p> 22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read</p><p> 24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin</p><p> 25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever</p><p> 27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories</p><p> 28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession</p><p> 30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading</p><p> 30:55 Desert Island Albums</p><p> 31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments</p><p> 34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession</p><p> 35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss”</p><p> 36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life</p><p> 36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton</p><p> 37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions</p><p> 39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?</p><p> 41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools</p><p> 42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success</p><p> 44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island</p><p> 46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures</p><p> 47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials</p><p> 49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For</p><p> 51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits</p><p> 52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return</p><p> 54:33 Final Portugal Reflections</p><p> 56:17 End</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Remember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does…
14 mei 202614 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection of listener questions that completely derailed the pod over the years.</p><br><p>We hear the infamous debate over whether it’s “Shaba” or “Shava”, a surprisingly deep conversation about losing memories, and one listener’s dilemma about open relationships that sparks absolute carnage in the studio. Pete also looks back on romantic getaway recommendations, cowboy fantasy holidays, and one brutal question that forces him to choose between golf… and Abbey.</p><br><p>As always, the AMA questions are carrying the podcast once again and Pete admits looking back at the old clips genuinely had him crying laughing.</p><br><p>00:00 Solo AMA Begins</p><p>00:35 Pete Revisits Old Podcast Clips</p><p>01:28 The Brutal Memory Loss Question</p><p>03:04 “Shaba” vs “Shava” Debate</p><p>05:33 Chaos Completely Takes Over</p><p>06:00 Romantic Break Recommendations</p><p>07:50 Italy, Rain and Cowboy Holidays</p><p>08:52 Open Relationships Discussion</p><p>11:38 Golf Or Abbey? The Ultimate Question</p><p>13:00 Pete Reflects On The AMA Chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
12 mei 202650 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering…</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat</p><p>04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story</p><p>10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed</p><p>13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams</p><p>14:05 “Blue Jobs” & Relationship Rules</p><p>15:00 Portugal Reset & Family Time</p><p>15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave</p><p>17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama</p><p>20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession</p><p>23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully</p><p>25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins</p><p>26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate</p><p>27:55 Bill Gates & Tick Conspiracies</p><p>29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained</p><p>32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World</p><p>33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop</p><p>34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?!</p><p>35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel</p><p>39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts</p><p>50:20 Wrapping Up</p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Peter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate
7 mei 202626 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start.</p><br><p>Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful.</p><br><p>Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma & “Bone” Debate</p><p>05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips</p><p>07:30 Dream Home Disagreements</p><p>09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance”</p><p>10:45 What Makes a House a Home?</p><p>12:10 Beds, Sleep & Luxury Must-Haves</p><p>13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma</p><p>14:00 Budget Travel & Greece Recommendations</p><p>18:00 Relationships, Marriage & What Matters</p><p>23:00 Final Thoughts & Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p>@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
5 mei 202648 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.</p><br><p>Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.</p><br><p>Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout</p><p> 01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant</p><p> 04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules</p><p> 06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up</p><p> 07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished</p><p> 10:15 Listener Messages Begin</p><p> 10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)</p><p> 13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents</p><p> 16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice</p><p> 19:50 Transition / Segment Change</p><p> 20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns</p><p> 20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama</p><p> 23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?</p><p> 25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story</p><p> 28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes</p><p> 28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky</p><p> 32:00 Body Comments Debate</p><p> 34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
30 apr 202620 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.</p><br><p>The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.</p><br><p>There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.</p><br><p>Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos</p><p>03:10 We’re Moving House</p><p>04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan</p><p>06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad</p><p>09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories</p><p>13:00 Tattoos Debate</p><p>16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves</p><p>18:35 Emotional Listener Message</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
28 apr 202655 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.</p><br><p>The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.</p><p>Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.</p><p>https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature</p><p>08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much</p><p>14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour</p><p>16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football</p><p>27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf</p><p>30:43 Sport & Mental Health</p><p>32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos</p><p>45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins</p><p>51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown</p><p>54:58 Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
23 apr 202625 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction From Portugal</p><p>07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything</p><p>08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos</p><p>12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever</p><p>17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control</p><p>18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction</p><p>21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer</p><p>23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!
21 apr 202640 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life.</p><br><p>Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships.</p><br><p>We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show.</p><br><p>The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained.</p><br><p>Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No”</p><p>04:10 Easter Trip Chaos & The New Puppy</p><p>06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster</p><p>08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong</p><p>12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated?</p><p>14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours</p><p>16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids</p><p>18:40 Holiday Arguments & Relationship Dynamics</p><p>19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned</p><p>24:00 Food Preferences & Relationship Compromises</p><p>27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!
16 apr 202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly.</p><br><p>The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away.</p><br><p>We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good…</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:30 Packing Chaos</p><p>06:15 Coworker Message Drama</p><p>08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate</p><p>11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal</p><p>14:20 Wedding Advice</p><p>17:30 Grindr Dilemma</p><p>20:30 Cheating vs Identity</p><p>22:00 Public “Ick” Moment</p><p>24:00 Hero vs Fail</p><p>27:00 The “Ick” Debate</p><p>30:00 Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game
14 apr 202653 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.</p><br><p>We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).</p><br><p>The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk</p><p>05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections</p><p>07:15 Listener Nicknames</p><p>09:20 Parenting Dilemma</p><p>12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show</p><p>14:30 Starting Their Podcast</p><p>17:00 Love Island Journey</p><p>18:45 Life After The Show</p><p>21:00 Football vs Fame</p><p>23:30 Public Pressure</p><p>24:50 Relationship Advice</p><p>26:00 Proposal Story</p><p>28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
9 apr 202622 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins</p><p>03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?</p><p>05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?</p><p>07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters</p><p>10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?</p><p>12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge</p><p>15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks</p><p>18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?</p><p>21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together
7 apr 202657 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.</p><br><p>Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.</p><br><p>Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.</p><br><p>We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.</p><br><p>Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre</p><p>05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”</p><p>08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album</p><p>11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes</p><p>14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again</p><p>17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met</p><p>18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission</p><p>19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast</p><p>23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor</p><p>24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids</p><p>28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)</p><p>30:28 Fan Questions Begin</p><p>33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love</p><p>38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures</p><p>43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life</p><p>48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned</p><p>53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections</p><p>56:30 Outro</p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter Andre</p><p>https://twitter.com/peterandre</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
2 apr 202619 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.</p><br><p>Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.</p><br><p>There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.</p><br><p>It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations</p><p>02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”</p><p>04:05 The “Knickers” Debate</p><p>05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles</p><p>08:50 Sponsor Break</p><p>09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat</p><p>11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks</p><p>13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins</p><p>15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships
31 mrt 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.</p><br><p>We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:27 Ross update & opening chat</p><p>01:02 Morning routines & body confidence</p><p>02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate</p><p>03:10 Hair routines & “life admin”</p><p>05:04 Relationship icks & plane story</p><p>06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)</p><p>07:38 House chat, storage & spindles</p><p>09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat</p><p>10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs</p><p>11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”</p><p>13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat</p><p>14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos</p><p>16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex</p><p>17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles</p><p>18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin</p><p>19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate</p><p>20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot</p><p>21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion</p><p>22:18 Social media vs real life debate</p><p>24:24 Filming vs living the moment</p><p>25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate</p><p>27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro</p><p>27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins</p><p>28:56 Debate & reactions</p><p>30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues</p><p>31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
