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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”
26 mar 202618 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀</p><br><p>The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.</p><br><p>We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.</p><br><p>And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) </p><p> 02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question</p><p> 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes</p><p> 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate</p><p> 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes</p><p> 08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths</p><p> 09:12 Fake Football Career Story</p><p> 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand</p><p> 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…</p><p> 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids</p><p> 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate</p><p> 15:01 Relationship Advice Question</p><p> 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”</p><p> 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”</p><p> 17:09 The Real Relationship Advice</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).
24 mar 202652 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.</p><br><p>Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.</p><br><p>There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits</p><p>01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)</p><p>04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”</p><p>04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong</p><p>05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out</p><p>08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster</p><p>10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock</p><p>12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”</p><p>13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine</p><p>16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means</p><p>17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic</p><p>19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life</p><p>21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs</p><p>22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football</p><p>23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry</p><p>25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate</p><p>27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames
20 mar 202628 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.</p><br><p>From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…</p><br><p>The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.</p><br><p>If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).</p><br><p>Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p>Every day can be Iconic with TK Maxx. Shop at your nearest store, online or on the App now: https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Outrageous Nicknames</p><p>04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke</p><p>08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?</p><p>10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession</p><p>12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations</p><p>14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks</p><p>16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things</p><p>18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated</p><p>21:00 Celebrity Encounters</p><p>25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
17 mar 20261h 1m<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession</p><p>05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience</p><p>08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge</p><p>10:30 The family diary row</p><p>14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”</p><p>17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story</p><p>19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal</p><p>21:03 The dog adoption videos debate</p><p>25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers</p><p>27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward</p><p>29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever</p><p>30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat</p><p>42:22 The mystery rapper debate</p><p>44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
12 mar 202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.</p><br><p>Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.</p><br><p>Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.</p><br><p>The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.</p><br><p>Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups</p><p>03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate</p><p>04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive</p><p>09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?</p><p>14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem</p><p>19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate</p><p>23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships</p><p>25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong</p><p>28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch</p><p>33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions
10 mar 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.</p><br><p>Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.</p><br><p>Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story</p><p>03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer</p><p>05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession</p><p>07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story</p><p>09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now</p><p>10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail</p><p>12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills</p><p>14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts</p><p>16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”</p><p>18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders</p><p>19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)</p><p>21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast</p><p>23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories</p><p>25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up</p><p>26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child</p><p>28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn</p><p>29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids</p><p>30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><br><p>@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!
5 mar 202627 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.</p><br><p>And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband</p><p>04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy</p><p>06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding</p><p>08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?</p><p>12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models</p><p>14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex</p><p>17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema</p><p>20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies</p><p>22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books</p><p>25:00 Romance Films vs Real Relationships</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Sex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!
4 mar 202656 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and PhD researcher Alix Fox.</p><br><p>Alix has spent over two decades exploring the ins and outs (quite literally) of intimacy, fetishes and modern relationships. From her early days reporting on BDSM and subcultures, to working as a script consultant on Netflix’s Sex Education, and now completing a PhD at UCL focused on HIV prevention — Alix has seen every side of the conversation when it comes to sex.</p><br><p>The trio dive into everything from the rise in fantasy-inspired sex toys (up 244% this year!), to why more than half of women admit to faking orgasms to protect their partner’s feelings. They discuss the stigma straight men still face around sex toys, how to introduce fantasies into long-term relationships without offending your partner, and whether honesty in the bedroom is always the best policy.</p><br><p>There are jaw-dropping sex disaster stories (including a frozen sausage incident you will never unhear), eye-opening insights into menopause and libido, and practical advice for couples who want to reset their expectations without hurting feelings.</p><br><p>It’s funny, shocking, awkward and genuinely informative — and it might just change the way you think about your sex life.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping
25 feb 202618 min<p>On today’s <strong>Ask Us Anything</strong> episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.</p><br><p>We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.</p><br><p>Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?</p><br><p>From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below.</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”</p><p><strong>01:20</strong> – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories</p><p><strong>02:00</strong> – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)</p><p><strong>04:16</strong> – <strong>Agony Ab 1:</strong> Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex</p><p><strong>06:20</strong> – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward</p><p><strong>07:40</strong> – Why fantasising about people you <em>know</em> is dangerous</p><p><strong>09:12</strong> – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment</p><p><strong>10:14</strong> – <strong>YNWA vs Delilah</strong> – which song hits harder?</p><p><strong>12:05</strong> – <strong>Agony Ab 2:</strong> Went through his phone… found bikini pics</p><p><strong>13:25</strong> – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”</p><p><strong>14:19</strong> – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust</p><p><strong>15:49</strong> – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time</p><p><strong>16:42</strong> – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries</p><p><strong>17:00</strong> – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes</p><p><strong>18:12</strong> – Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
24 feb 202649 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.</p><br><p>From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”</p><br><p>Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.</p><br><p>There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special</p><p>03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters”</p><p>08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout</p><p>13:10 Posture & Spine Scare</p><p>17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate</p><p>22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos</p><p>27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story</p><p>33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare</p><p>36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment</p><p>40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame</p><p>45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle</p><p>49:00 Final Laughs</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
19 feb 202627 min<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.</p><br><p>We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.</p><br><p>And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?</p><p>Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.</p><br><p>Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups</p><p>02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously</p><p>04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing</p><p>06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner</p><p>07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title</p><p>09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives</p><p>10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”</p><p>12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths</p><p>14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?</p><p>15:59 – “I would never get married again”</p><p>17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins</p><p>24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!
18 feb 202635 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.</p><br><p>Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…</p><br><p>We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate</p><p>03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster</p><p>06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone</p><p>07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”</p><p>11:50 The Nickname Game Returns</p><p>15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live</p><p>16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”</p><p>19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever</p><p>24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates</p><p>27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”</p><p>29:10 Relationship Advice & Upbringing</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!
13 feb 202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.</p><br><p>We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best <strong>photo-fit sketches</strong> before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the <strong>13-year wait for a proposal</strong>, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.</p><br><p>We also hear about the <strong>worst house guest of all time</strong> — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.</p><p>It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below</p><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</a></p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease</p><p>02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge</p><p>05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate</p><p>07:00 Glow up vs no compliments</p><p>11:15 Ex passion vs secure love</p><p>14:00 Classic FM car chaos</p><p>15:30 13-year proposal dilemma</p><p>18:30 Wedding cost chat</p><p>20:45 Festival weirdo house guest</p><p>24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting</p><p>27:50 Book giveaway</p><p>31:10 Valentine’s sign-off</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!
10 feb 202647 min<p>In today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is <em>not</em> in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom, unpacking dodgy Valentine’s Day traditions, emotionally-charged listener rants, and their own romantic misfires.</p><br><p>The duo also get into thoughtful (and not-so-thoughtful) gifts, including matching PJs that never made it and strawberry body butter that’s become <em>too</em> predictable.</p><br><p>We also hear from a listener whose Valentine's re-evaluation spiral triggered a relationship crisis, and another whose fiancé ruins every gift by announcing it first. </p><br><p>Plus, there’s a steamy surprise segment on erotic literature—complete with dramatic readings and some very questionable knots.</p><br><p>Finally, it’s nickname heaven as listeners send in their best ever rude, weird and wildly inappropriate names for mates—featuring “Pothole”, “Slinky”, and the unforgettable “Joy Button.”</p><br><p>Send in your Agony Abs, weekly wines, and nickname game entries below!</p><br><p>00:00 - Introduction</p><p>04:32 - Gone Golfin’</p><p>18:01 - Valentine’s Day!</p><p>29:05 - Bonk Beats Book Club</p><p>35:20 - Joy Button</p><p>41:18 - So (Ham) Salad</p><p>45:33 - Competition time!</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!
5 feb 202642 min<p><br></p><p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything</em>, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas! </p><br><p>From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour. </p><br><p>Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras.</p><br><p>There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey.</p><br><p>All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything! </p><br><p>00:00 – Intro</p><p>05:10 – Parenting Hell</p><p>10:30 – Bad Breath</p><p>15:55 – Flying Solo</p><p>18:10 – 9-Year Itch</p><p>23:25 – Gym Crush</p><p>31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of)</p><p>38:05 – Friendship Fallouts</p><p>40:25 – Outro</p><br><p><em>LAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - </em><a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/__;!!MOA0!dbeBz2dvenm3B3qPZkWy2DHNUwVhKQ0GF_Fu3Xc0BZMmmz_ZhQKuKeX_9isl87Az_KuO6xZFw5rsH-6_rtdKZLsl5Z-P$" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><em>https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/ </em></a><em> T&C’s apply. </em></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol
3 feb 202642 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies. </p><br><p>From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs.</p><br><p>Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos. </p><br><p>They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be <em>one of them</em>. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions.</p><br><p>As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…
29 gen 202626 min<p>On this week’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, and as expected… things get very real, very quickly. From chaotic birthday plans and ruined Gucci boots on the rugby sidelines, to brutally honest questions about confidence, relationships and what really goes on behind closed doors.</p><br><p>The trio dive into listeners’ dilemmas including intense housemate relationships, health anxiety and whether full body scans are worth the stress. Abbey opens up in a heartfelt Agony Ab from a new mum struggling with the idea of being “one and done” after a traumatic pregnancy journey and birth, sharing raw insight into postpartum recovery, pressure and letting go of expectations.</p><br><p>There’s also plenty of laughter along the way, including some jaw-dropping advice from a 1950s housewife manual, questionable supermarket habits and a reminder that sometimes… people just need to chill. </p><br><p>Honest, comforting and hilariously unfiltered — this is The Therapy Crouch at its most open.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for a future episode, hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 - Ask Me Anything kicks off</p><p>01:20 - Birthday plans & golf negotiations</p><p>02:03 - Rugby sidelines & ruined Gucci boots</p><p>03:04 - Manual car chaos & electric car fears</p><p>04:05 - “Lost in a supermarket” question</p><p>05:20 - Hair loss, caffeine shampoo & rosemary oil</p><p>07:10 - Brutal 1950s housewife rules read aloud</p><p>09:05 - Describing each other in three words</p><p>10:52 - Smells that remind them of each other</p><p>12:25 - Hidden insecurities & confidence myths</p><p>13:01 - “If you were arrested…”</p><p>14:12 - Paris anniversary trip recommendations</p><p>16:34 - New mum fears being “one and done”</p><p>21:06 - Health anxiety & full body scans</p><p>23:12 - Living with a serial dater</p><p>25:42 - “Grow up” relationship reality check</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
27 gen 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything from foot fetishes to holiday debates. </p><br><p>Pete kicks things off with a surprising story about a mate who could operate just about anything with his feet (yes, really), and the gang discover the secret to Peter’s longevity…quite literally</p><br><p>Plus, we hear from a listener stuck in a relationship stand-off about baby names, another going on a solo trip to Peru, and someone who is feeling slightly shortchanged when it comes the abundance of birthday gifts she feels forced to buy for her best friends kids! </p><br><p>It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, and it’s Therapy Crouch at its best. </p><br><p>Don’t forget to subscribe and send in your weekly woes!</p><br><p>Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as Pete and Ab help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday! <a href="https://www.tui.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tui.co.uk/</a></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
22 gen 202631 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything</em>, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive, considering they haven’t even bought the place yet. </p><br><p>The staircase has already been sold, everything is painted bone and we’re 3 Pinterest boards away from a nervous breakdown.</p><br><p>Things only escalate from there: Pete talks holiday rip offs, and one listener writes in begging us to help save his marriage (no pressure).</p><br><p>They also dive into the wild world of faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters and give their verdict on exactly what time it is socially acceptable to crack open a cold one when on your holidays!</p><br><p>Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief
20 gen 202647 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of our expectations. </p><br><p>In classic Therapy Crouch style, there was a couple of bumps a long the way - think Simply Red, Spoilt surprises and gift giving headaches - yet Crouchy still scores a 10/10 for this one! </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is in desperate need of advice on how to avoid ‘Cringe-fest’ boys with a penchant for T-shirt designs as well as from a listener whose ‘parasite’ housemate is threatening to ruin their ‘new year, new me’ mojo. </p><br><p>It’s funny, unfiltered, weirdly touching — and proof that even the most chaotic surprises can go right (kind of).</p><br><p><strong>00:04:00</strong> – Abbey’s obsession with “bone” colored paint sparks a hilarious marital debate</p><p><strong>00:11:30</strong> – Listener writes in about surprise “I Love India” breakup shirt</p><p><strong>00:18:45</strong> – Bowling ball etiquette: when men lose on dates</p><p><strong>00:25:00</strong> – Abbey’s flu… or birthday hangover?</p><p><strong>00:30:40</strong> – Abbey recaps the full surprise Paris birthday weekend (gifts, glam, family lies)</p><p><strong>00:39:50</strong> – Pete admits he left Abbey’s designer gift on the train</p><p><strong>00:44:20</strong> – IVF struggle story and Abbey’s heartfelt response on fertility & motherhood</p><p><strong>00:50:50</strong> – New Year, nightmare roommate: listener agony advice</p><p><strong>00:56:00</strong> – The nail injury that made headlines (and cancelled Pete’s golf)</p><p><strong>01:00:10</strong> – Reflections on why the birthday surprise meant everything</p><br><p><br></p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!
15 gen 202625 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything</strong>, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest dilemmas, disasters and frustrations. From the pressure of dating apps and speed dating horror stories to the very real pain of hosting a dinner party that goes completely off the rails, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pair also dive into why January is financially ruthless, whether a proper “reset” is even possible after Christmas, and why trying to improve your mental health with daily walks can quickly turn into rage at the general public. There’s also a fiery debate on gym culture, Gen Z filming etiquette, and whether social media has completely warped how we see ourselves.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, the conversation turns more serious as a listener questions a relationship that’s been stuck in limbo for 11 years, raising honest questions about commitment, living apart, and knowing when to draw the line. As always, Abbey and Peter offer straight-talking advice, plenty of laughs, and a comforting reminder that most of us are just trying to get through January in one piece.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 – The reluctant but passionate subscribe plea</p><p>01:05 – Freshers flu, cold water swims & winter routines</p><p>02:01 – Why being cold is worse than being hot</p><p>03:14 – Sideline fashion disasters & the “undertaker coat”</p><p>05:34 – Dating pressure, speed dating chaos & conspiracy theorists</p><p>07:34 – Dinner party disasters and Come Dine With Me humiliation</p><p>09:58 – January finances falling apart spectacularly</p><p>12:52 – Mental health walks ruined by the general public</p><p>14:30 – Forest walks, flashers & clearing your head</p><p>15:25 – The most disrespectful snorer on the Eurostar</p><p>17:27 – Gen Z gym culture and filming rage</p><p>19:04 – Social media, comparison & gym anxiety</p><p>22:38 – Living apart after 11 years: relationship crossroads</p><p>24:26 – Hard truths about commitment and moving in together</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Gym Guilt, Dry Jan & Unrealistic Resolutions - Why January Is the Most Emotionally INTENSE Month...
13 gen 202649 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are back together for the first time since Christmas — and there’s <em>a lot</em> to unpack. From festive wins and forgotten Yorkshire puddings to why January suddenly turns everyone into a life coach, the pair reflect on the emotional hangover that comes after the holidays.</p><br><p>They dive into the pressure of New Year expectations, from five-year plans and relationship check-ins to Dry January guilt and gym anxiety. Peter shares stories from a surreal Dubai trip rubbing shoulders with football legends, while Abbey recounts a genuinely horrifying nail injury that landed her in hospital.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, listeners open up about outgrowing old friendships, feeling emotionally drained by familiar faces, and the shame spiral that comes with January self-improvement attempts. Abbey and Peter offer honest, reassuring advice on letting relationships evolve, easing off unrealistic resolutions, and giving yourself a bit of grace during a heavy month.</p><br><p>It’s funny, reflective, occasionally chaotic — and exactly the January reset you didn’t know you needed.</p><br><p>00:00 – Opening chaos, banter and Christmas hangover energy</p><p>01:04 – Christmas recap</p><p>02:09 – Weekly Wine: forgotten Yorkshire puddings & bean debates</p><p>04:27 – Abbey’s Christmas rant: mums doing all the work</p><p>06:07 – Listener message: January deep chats and relationship fatigue</p><p>08:00 – New Year pressure, five-year plans and “New year, new me” dread</p><p>10:07 – Moon landings, Elon Musk and conspiracy detour</p><p>12:30 – Mum’s annual January life-audit</p><p>15:28 – Dry Jan intentions and realistic resets</p><p>21:00 – Dubai trip, sports legends and football name-dropping chaos</p><p>26:16 – Abbey’s nail injury horror story in Dubai</p><p>31:25 – New Year resolutions, health, longevity and body scans</p><p>33:18 – Deep dive: consciousness, death and untapped brain power</p><p>42:08 – Agony Abs: outgrowing old friendships</p><p>46:25 – Gym guilt, January shame and realistic fitness advice</p><p>50:10 – Wrapping up, birthdays and subscribe reminder</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Best AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
8 gen 202633 min<p>On today's episode, we're bringing you an absolute monster Best of Ask Us Anything special - and things get properly wild.</p><br><p>Abbey, Pete, and Ross tackle your most outrageous questions from 2025: Sex schedules, dealing with your partner and his nightmare mates, and bedroom boundaries (or lack of) that left everyone speechless.</p><br><p>We also revisit our favourite mini games from last year including; How many animals can we name without Abbey noticing, golf guessing games and name that footballer!! </p><br><p>Fair warning: this gets saucy as we cover pegging debates, Ann Summers shopping lists, and post-baby intimacy. But if you've wondered whether you're the only one dealing with this stuff - you're definitely not.</p><br><p><strong>TherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #RelationshipAdvice #AskMeAnything #BestOf2025 #Podcast</strong></p><br><p><br></p><p>0:00 - Intro </p><p>3:14 - Fake Olympic Career Exposed</p><p>3:52 - Cat Pee Problems & Solutions</p><p>6:00 - Should Couples Try Therapy?</p><p>8:00 - The Secret Animal Game Revealed</p><p>8:47 - Would You Shag a Celebrity?</p><p>9:49 - Abby Pronounces Football Names (Hilarious)</p><p>11:22 - Peter Crouch Spotted on a Lime Bike in Nice!</p><p>13:20 - Pegging Question: Bedroom Boundaries</p><p>16:28 - Can You Complain About Your Partner's Friends?</p><p>17:33 - Should Couples Schedule Sex?</p><p>18:56 - Date Nights vs. Scheduled Intimacy</p><p>20:51 - Hotel Getaways: Romance or Pressure?</p><p>23:07 - Golf guessing game</p><p>27:01 - First Couples Getaway After Baby Anxiety</p><p>32:27 - Wrap Up & Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
6 gen 202656 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are joined by the beautiful EastEnders icon and talented singer <strong>Shona McGarty</strong> - and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Shona opens up about life after EastEnders, what it’s really like being known as ‘Whitney’ for over 20 years, and why stepping into the jungle was both terrifying and transformational.</p><p>She talks candidly about anxiety, imposter syndrome and learning how to cope when fear shows up — as well as losing her dignity, surviving on rice and beans, and why she never wants to see a pretzel again.</p><br><p>There’s also plenty of laughter as the gang dive into bonk beats, phone-call rage, and the chaos of modern life.</p><p>Plus, Shona helps tackle an Agony Ab about being <em>too</em> reliable, sharing why saying no is sometimes the most powerful thing you can do.</p><br><p>Honest, hilarious and surprisingly emotional — this is one you don’t want to miss.</p><br><p>00:00 – Kicking off</p><p>01:02 – Introducing the pod & today’s guest</p><p>02:05 – Compliments, affirmations & relationship banter</p><p>04:10 – New Year reflections & turning 40</p><p>06:00 – Slowing down, being present & personal goals</p><p>07:10 – Weekly whines: technology, logins & QR code rage</p><p>09:05 – Paper menus & feeling “too old”</p><p>11:15 – Phone call anxiety & unannounced callers</p><p>13:20 – Oversharing on speakerphone disasters</p><p>14:25 – Bringing Shona McGarty into the studio</p><p>15:00 – First impressions & life after I’m A Celeb</p><p>16:40 – No makeup TV moments & singing confidence</p><p>18:20 – Jungle food, hunger & rice trauma</p><p>19:50 – Camp friendships & WhatsApp groups</p><p>21:10 – Being known as “Whitney” forever</p><p>23:00 – Growing up on EastEnders</p><p>25:00 – Long days, waiting around & strict schedules</p><p>27:00 – Iconic EastEnders cast moments</p><p>29:10 – Singing ambitions & future goals</p><p>31:00 – Anxiety, medication & coping mechanisms</p><p>33:00 – Caffeine withdrawal & jungle headaches</p><p>34:40 – Trials, bugs, cockroaches & survival fears</p><p>36:20 – Bonk baits, music choices & bedroom pressure</p><p>38:50 – Quotes to live by & winning arguments</p><p>41:00 – Jungle toilets, dignity loss & weight loss</p><p>43:00 – Highlights of the jungle experience</p><p>45:00 – What Shona missed most from home</p><p>46:40 – Imposter syndrome & fitting in</p><p>48:30 – Watching the show back</p><p>50:20 – Agony Ab: being “too reliable” at work</p><p>53:10 – Learning to say no & setting boundaries</p><p>55:20 – Final thoughts, gratitude & wrap-up</p><p>57:10 – End of episode & sign-off</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
30 dic 20251 min<p>Happy New Year from Abbey and Peter! 🥂 Just a quick message to say thank you for all the love this year and to wish you a happy, healthy start to 2025.</p><br><p>We’re taking a short breather, but don’t worry — <strong>The Therapy Crouch is back next week</strong> with a <em>beautiful</em> guest to kick off the new year properly.</p><br><p>See you very soon for more laughs, honesty and relationship therapy you didn’t ask for (but probably need). ✨</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Genie Queen’s Speech - A Therapy Crouch Christmas Broadcast
25 dic 20255 min<p>On today’s Christmas special of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter deliver their very own festive spin on the Queen’s Speech, reflecting on a year of love, growth and the tiny habits that quietly drive us mad.</p><br><p>From red flags that shout to beige flags that whisper <em>“this will annoy you forever”</em>, they take a wry look back at the moments that have tested relationships up and down the country.</p><br><p>There’s talk of mismatched sexual rhythms, questionable storage discoveries, awkward festive gatherings and the universal comfort of knowing someone else is also silently judging something small.</p><br><p>With music confessions, language debates and plenty of wine-fuelled wisdom, Abbey and Peter remind us that none of us are perfect — but if things get tense this Christmas… just grow up. 🎄🍷</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“I’ll Be Taking It Straight Back!” - When Gift Effort Isn’t Matched at Christmas & Work Party Drama!
23 dic 202535 min<p>On today’s festive episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are fully embracing the chaos as Christmas Eve quickly approaches. </p><br><p>With Santa hats on and patience running low, the pair dive headfirst into the realities of family life at the most wonderful (and stressful) time of year. From mismatched gift expectations and Secret Santa dramas to the unseen mental load that comes with organising Christmas, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>The episode is packed with classic Crouchy banter, including a Christmas bike purchase that didn’t quite go to plan, debates over midweek work parties, and why men somehow always miss the brief when it comes to presents. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with festive dilemmas ranging from clashing family traditions to the disappointment of unbalanced effort under the tree.</p><br><p>There’s laughter, a few emotional moments, and plenty of honest reflection on what Christmas is really about — slowing down, being together, and surviving the madness as a family. </p><br><p>A proper festive Therapy Crouch, just in time for the big day.</p><br><p>00:00 - Chaotic Christmas energy and opening jokes</p><p>00:49 - Father Christmas enters the chat</p><p>01:33 - When your partner hates your jokes</p><p>02:14 - Christmas presents and control arguments</p><p>02:43 - Brutal “you’re middle-aged now” voice note</p><p>04:49 - Abbey vs Peter: who actually does everything?</p><p>06:15 - Mental load of Christmas and invisible labour</p><p>09:19 - Bike-gate: the kids’ disastrous Christmas bikes</p><p>11:20 - Secret Santa spiralling out of control</p><p>15:18 - Why midweek Christmas parties are a nightmare</p><p>17:04 - Unexpected deep dive into nature documentaries</p><p>20:48 - Emotional moment about losing a family pet</p><p>22:12 - Why Christmas is about slowing life down</p><p>25:29 - Agony Ab: clashing family Christmas traditions</p><p>31:17 - Agony Ab: unmatched effort in Christmas gifts</p><p>35:03 - What Christmas is <em>really</em> about</p><p>35:52 - Final Christmas chaos and sign-off</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“I’m Allowed A BUSH And He Isn’t!” - Wild Dating Double Standards & Secret Neighbour Bin Wars
18 dic 202528 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, it’s an Ask Me Anything classic as Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your pre-Christmas dilemmas — from hilariously petty neighbour disputes to relationship double standards and DIY disasters that spiral completely out of control.</p><br><p>A listener reveals their unwavering refusal to lose a silent bin war, while Abbey questions whether passive aggression might actually be a personality trait. The duo also tackle a plumbing nightmare caused by YouTube-fuelled confidence, debate feminism and dating preferences in a refreshingly honest Agony Abs, and respond to a powerful message about managing health anxiety with practical tools that genuinely help.</p><br><p>There’s plenty of laughter, a few brutal truths, and some unexpectedly heartfelt moments as the pair reflect on parenting worries, mental health, and why sometimes knowing your limits is the real win. Plus, a festive teaser hints at what’s coming for the Therapy Crouch Christmas special.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:44 - Welcome to the AMA chaos</p><p>01:01 - Pe-ter vs Peter vs Pedro</p><p>03:19 - Generations, labels and feeling ancient</p><p>05:28 - The Portugal bonk-beat music disaster</p><p>06:53 - The silent neighbour bin war</p><p>09:25 - Premier League mentality… over bins</p><p>12:09 - DIY confidence ends in plumbing disaster</p><p>14:32 - Inflating balls</p><p>18:12 - Feminism bush and double standards</p><p>22:00 - “Happy Christmas, you filthy animal” moment</p><p>23:03 - Listener advice on health anxiety</p><p>24:46 - How worry patterns really work</p><p>26:36 - Christmas special plans teased</p><p>27:43 - Final sign-off chaos</p><br><p>Find great deals on the things you love https://www.ebay.co.uk/ </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey’s WILD Night Out: Wreath Making Turned Into Total Carnage & Pete’s Hilarious Reaction!
16 dic 202552 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter catch up after what can only be described as one of Abbey’s most chaotic nights out to date. What began as a wholesome wreath-making afternoon quickly spiralled into margaritas on empty stomachs, vomiting on the motorway, missed shopping trips and a Christmas wreath riding shotgun in a car full of regret.</p><br><p>Peter shares festive family highlights from the Jingle Bell Ball, including kids desperate for screen time, a painfully awkward Ed Sheeran TikTok moment and Abbey discovering Peter modelling a velvet suit… in the women’s section. </p><br><p>There’s diary drama, Christmas planning chaos, Boxing Day cinema arguments and Peter accidentally attending a maths open day instead of seeing the boys.</p><br><p>In listener messages, we hear everything from wedding day disasters and unforgettable anniversaries to Elf on the Shelf horror stories that absolutely cross the line. There’s dating dilemmas, reflections on getting older, turning 40, and why margaritas simply cannot be trusted.</p><br><p>If you’ve got a Christmas confession, family faux pas or festive nightmare — you know where to send it.</p><br><p>00:00 – Intro</p><p>01:42 – Abbey’s “wholesome” wreath-making day</p><p>02:12 – The wreath day goes wildly off the rails</p><p>02:44 – Margaritas on an empty stomach: a fatal error</p><p>03:56 – Duck choking, spitting food, and hysterics</p><p>04:37 – Alfie vomits on himself driving the M25</p><p>05:16 – “Wolf of Wall Street” levels of drunkenness</p><p>06:38 – Abbey can’t remember getting home</p><p>07:21 – Peter reacts to Abbey’s wild night out</p><p>08:18 – Kids stealing the spotlight at Jingle Bell Ball</p><p>09:03 – Ed Sheeran TikTok embarrassment</p><p>13:22 – Abbey’s Christmas scheduling chaos</p><p>16:24 – The explosive Avatar Boxing Day argument</p><p>18:44 – Peter accidentally attends kids’ maths open day</p><p>23:22 – Reflecting on the year and turning 40</p><p>28:31 – Peter spotted modelling in the women’s section</p><p>31:32 – Wedding disasters and football memories</p><p>35:48 – “My stick” story</p><p>37:34 – Elf on the Shelf horror story</p><p>42:18 – Dating apps, being single at 42 & modern love</p><p>50:29 – Six-hour coffee date ends brutally</p><p>52:03 – Christmas stories call-out and wrap-up</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Dog-Sitting Disaster, Family Admin Meltdowns & The Gym Crush Story That Spiralled Out of Control
11 dic 202526 min<p>On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the chaos levels are high as Abbey and Peter dive head-first into your most unhinged dilemmas. From a roommate who’s become <em>painfully</em> healthy to the point of policing pizza boxes, to a listener who’s accidentally become the full-time admin assistant for her entire extended family, the pair tackle the everyday dramas we all know too well.</p><br><p>There’s also a gym crush spiralling out of control, awkward encounters, debates about deep-pan pizza, and a dog-sitting saga involving a completely unapproved full-body shave. Abbey and Peter share stories from home, from early-morning parenting struggles to haircut catastrophes that still haunt them.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, no topic is off-limits — whether it’s boundaries, compliments, or why saying “no” is borderline impossible for some people. It’s relatable, ridiculous, and very Therapy Crouch.</p><br><p>If you want to submit your own Agony Ab, hit the link below!</p><br><p>00:00 – Intro</p><p>01:15 – Wholesome lorry-driver compliments</p><p>02:17 – Shout-out to the HGV listeners</p><p>03:00 – Parenting chat: kids at Jingle Bell Ball</p><p>04:20 – Music tastes and the Will Smith surprise</p><p>05:30 – The “painfully healthy” roommate dilemma</p><p>06:20 –Abbey’s mission to get fit for 40</p><p>07:12 – Pizza guilt & balance chat</p><p>08:24 – The great “deep pan vs thin crust” debate</p><p>10:00 – Everyman x Franco Manca Theory</p><p>10:29 – “Family Secretary” dilemma</p><p>13:16 – Gym crush chaos — sliding off the bench</p><p>14:35 – Why we can’t say “no” to people</p><p>16:10 – Do compliments offend or flatter?</p><p>22:07 – The outrageous dog-sitter grooming incident</p><p>24:12 – Kid haircut horror stories</p><p>25:28 – Swimming, gym chat and closing laughs</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
