‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol

The Therapy Crouch
3 feb 2026 42 min
‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol
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About this episode

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies.&nbsp;</p><br><p>From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs.</p><br><p>Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos.&nbsp;</p><br><p>They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be <em>one of them</em>.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions.</p><br><p>As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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