The Therapy Crouch

Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).</p><br><p>Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive</p><p><strong>02:00</strong> – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover</p><p><strong>07:00</strong> – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout</p><p><strong>10:00</strong> – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life</p><p><strong>14:00</strong> – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France</p><p><strong>18:00</strong> – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate</p><p><strong>20:00</strong> – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa</p><p><strong>23:00</strong> – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt</p><p><strong>27:00</strong> – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love</p><p><strong>30:00</strong> – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust</p><p><strong>39:00</strong> – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love</p><p><strong>44:00</strong> – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.</p><br><p>The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>01:02</strong> – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.</p><p><strong>03:25</strong> – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.</p><p><strong>05:03</strong> – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.</p><p><strong>07:16</strong> – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.</p><p><strong>11:07</strong> – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.</p><p><strong>12:00</strong> – Listener question: who would they <em>shaba</em> if not each other?</p><p><strong>13:01</strong> – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations</p><p><strong>18:32</strong> – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?</p><p><strong>19:24</strong> – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!</p><p><strong>22:11</strong> – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.</p><p><strong>26:04</strong> – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).</p><p><strong>28:40</strong> – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?</p><p><strong>30:25</strong> – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story

<p>This week on <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality <strong>Olly Murs</strong>. Known for hits like <em>Dance With Me Tonight</em> and <em>Troublemaker</em>, and for his roles hosting <em>The X Factor</em> and coaching on <em>The Voice UK</em>, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident…</p><br><p>The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after <em>The X Factor</em>, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life.</p><br><p>Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>07:15</strong> – Self-service tills &amp; checkout flirting</p><p><strong>13:20</strong> – Skidmark confessiona</p><p><strong>13:44</strong> – Introducing Olly Murs</p><p><strong>15:10</strong> – Knicker-throwing fans &amp; worst gig gifts</p><p><strong>15:33</strong> – Irish twins news &amp; parenting chaos</p><p><strong>19:15</strong> – Olly’s dog poo nightmare</p><p><strong>23:21</strong> – The ultimate nappy disaster</p><p><strong>25:06</strong> – Missing newborn moments while on tour</p><p><strong>31:18</strong> – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US</p><p><strong>38:49</strong> – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award</p><p><strong>39:34</strong> – From music to TV presenting: The Voice &amp; X Factor</p><p><strong>45:32</strong> – The surreal car crash story</p><p><strong>53:10</strong> – Handling overnight fame</p><p><strong>57:44</strong> – Staying grounded while living the dream</p><p><strong>01:02:12</strong> – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV</p><p><strong>01:06:30</strong> – Final laughs &amp; Olly’s parting words</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

When Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong…

<p>In this week’s <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is too random.</p><br><p>The trio share listener stories—like a midwife’s ill-timed scare during a serene home birth—and swap their own tales of travel disasters, football superstition rituals, and awkward romantic encounters.</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter also offer heartfelt advice to a parent of an autistic child, swap tips for surviving long-haul flights with toddlers, and reveal their go-to Italian deli orders. Expect chaos, belly laughs, and a healthy serving of unsolicited life wisdom.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Abbey, Peter &amp; Ross kick off AMA episode.</p><p><strong>01:01</strong> – Batman chin debate spirals into Robert Pattinson chat.</p><p><strong>05:10</strong> – Wimbledon restaurant tips &amp; ice lolly vs ice pop argument.</p><p><strong>07:02</strong> – Midwife’s calm home birth interrupted by prank gone wrong.</p><p><strong>11:08</strong> – The strict list of superstitions.</p><p><strong>13:04</strong> – Peter reveals his “lucky pants” and pre-match rituals.</p><p><strong>15:28</strong> – Listener asks for gangster film with romance recommendation.</p><p><strong>17:05</strong> – Emotional letter from mum of autistic child; Abbey &amp; Peter’s advice.</p><p><strong>19:33</strong> – Travelling to England from New Zealand with an 18-month-old.</p><p><strong>22:24</strong> – Peter talks about Grenfell Athletic.</p><p><strong>24:04</strong> – Peter jokes about defenders being “second-class citizens.”</p><p><strong>25:54</strong> – Peter &amp; Abbey reveal favourite dishes from their Italian deli.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes

<p>On this week’s <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett &amp; Hannah Cooper, and Rio &amp; Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.</p><br><p>From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.</p><br><p>It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Opening chaos</p><p><strong>00:21</strong> –&nbsp;Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James &amp; Clair Buckley introduction.</p><p><strong>00:57</strong> – How James &amp; Clair actually met in Liverpool.</p><p><strong>01:42</strong> – James admits video games turned from love to hate.</p><p><strong>04:40</strong> – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.</p><p><strong>10:05</strong> – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.</p><p><strong>15:22</strong> – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.</p><p><strong>18:47</strong> – The world’s clumsiest family dog.</p><p><strong>20:29</strong> – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.</p><p><strong>22:08</strong> – Joel &amp; Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.</p><p><strong>28:37</strong> – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.</p><p><strong>33:11</strong> – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel &amp; Hannah face off.</p><p><strong>36:13</strong> – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.</p><p><strong>49:47</strong> – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.</p><p><strong>53:20</strong> – Rio &amp; Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”

<p>On this week’s <em>Ask Me Anything</em> edition of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit <em>too</em> sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.</p><br><p>Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Summer Vibes Recap</p><p><strong>01:11</strong> – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games</p><p><strong>03:02</strong> – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?</p><p><strong>04:32</strong> – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”</p><p><strong>07:13</strong> – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!</p><p><strong>07:21</strong> – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”</p><p><strong>09:10</strong> – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy</p><p><strong>11:03</strong> – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring</p><p><strong>13:19</strong> – Package Paranoia: Kids &amp; the Parcel Wars</p><p><strong>15:07</strong> – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?</p><p><strong>19:07</strong> – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger</p><p><strong>23:12</strong> – Cat Chaos and Spotless Houses</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.</p><br><p>00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip</p><p>01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior</p><p>02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise</p><p>04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea</p><p>06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster</p><p>08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids</p><p>10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book</p><p>13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines &amp; shoutouts</p><p>15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion</p><p>18:00 – The two types of families on holiday</p><p>20:00 – Abbey &amp; Pete’s Little Moons obsession</p><p>22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation</p><p>24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls</p><p>26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids</p><p>30:00 – Abbey &amp; Pete try decoding Gen Z slang</p><p>36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins</p><p>39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?

<p>On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong…</p><br><p>Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again.</p><br><p><strong>00:24</strong> – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off</p><p><strong>01:25</strong> – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups</p><p><strong>03:06</strong> – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks</p><p><strong>05:03</strong> – Peter’s awkward fan encounter</p><p><strong>07:02</strong> – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”</p><p><strong>10:15</strong> – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics</p><p><strong>12:45</strong> – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up</p><p><strong>17:10</strong> – The bald cap date disaster</p><p><strong>21:26</strong> – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce</p><p><strong>26:14</strong> – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama</p><p><strong>30:02</strong> – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

The Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, Pete’s caught slamming cupboard doors like a moody teen and Abbey’s off on a secret 75-mile pottery mission. There’s also a heartfelt letter from a listener who found solace in the pod after an unimaginable year of grief. </p><br><p>From lazy husbands and ghosting boyfriends to parenting politics and picnic romance, this week’s episode is full of laughs, love, and a few roastings. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of <em>Oasis</em> and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm.</p><br><p>Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Peter boldly declares Oasis the greatest band of all time (cue the chaos). The duo share their summer holiday highlights, gym struggles (bread vs. biceps), and offer up life advice to a listener whose boyfriend can’t let go of his cheating ex’s cousin.</p><br><p>If you’re here for banter, brutally honest relationship advice, or to just hear Pete get roasted, you’re in the right place.</p><br><p>⏳ <strong>00:00</strong> – Opening chaos</p><p>⏳ <strong>00:33</strong> – Welcome to the AMA</p><p>⏳ <strong>06:45</strong> – Oasis comeback: Pete’s hot take begins</p><p>⏳ <strong>15:27</strong> – Starbucks sponsor segment</p><p>⏳ <strong>18:00</strong> – Listener dilemma</p><p>⏳ <strong>24:30</strong> – The psychology of popularity (and being nice)</p><p>⏳ <strong>27:30</strong> – Hen do vs. stag do</p><p>⏳ <strong>38:10</strong> – Final listener follow-up</p><p>⏳ <strong>42:00</strong> – Wrap-up and goodbye from The Therapy Crouch</p><br><p>This episode is sponsored by Starbucks Chilled Coffee. #ad</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch</p><p>#PeterCrouchPodcast</p><p>#AbbeyClancy</p><p>#OasisDebate</p><p>#RelationshipDilemmas</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”

<p>On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics.</p><br><p>From Wimbledon meltdowns to family holiday disaster, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Abbey confronts Ross’ drawer-diving tendencies and accidental product theft while Pete does his best to defend his laugh (tongue and all).</p><p>Also on the podcast: a confusing tennis scoring system, badly-behaved boys in airport lounges, and a serious wardrobe shift from Amalfi Chic to full-blown Decathlon Dad. Plus, why Peter’s laugh might just be the thing that saves him from becoming one of those miserable old blokes in a chair.</p><br><p>So if you’re into hilarious parenting confessions, marriage bickers, and the best accidental insults ever delivered, you’re in for a treat.</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #CoupleGoals #RelationshipAdvice</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Pete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.</p><p>Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone <em>actually</em> attractive.</p><p>We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawling spider that shook us all to our core.</p><br><p>Plus, a full-blown dissection of Stockport vs. Liverpool, how to fake drinking at weddings, and the eternal question: what exactly is a thighbrow?</p><br><p>It's one for the ages.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Russell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster <strong>Russell Kane</strong>—and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to co-sleeping dilemmas and the secret emotional lives of men. Russell drops explosive truths about historical icons on his hit podcast <em>Evil Genius</em>, and reflects on the unexpected lessons that come from fatherhood.</p><br><p>Plus, there’s plenty of laughs about sex talk gone wrong, affirmations gone weird, and why a dog might be your best wingman. If you want to know what happens when someone tries mirror affirmations in a dressing gown while their partner dies laughing—this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Opens Up About Losing Your Identity After Motherhood

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously.</p><br><p>There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest animals, and an in-depth naming session of their kids after Liverpool legends. Plus, the great Diet Coke vs. Full Fat Coke debate rages on, and one listener makes the gang cry-laugh with a mysterious message about… “laying bricks.”</p><br><p>It’s messy, it’s mad, it’s very much The Therapy Crouch.</p><br><p>#AskMeAnything #TheTherapyCrouch #Podcast&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!</p><br><p>From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black &amp; Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots.</p><br><p>Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she <em>actually</em> saved Black &amp; Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into television, starting from answering phones. The trio also dive into her new thriller novel <em>Deadline</em>, inspired by a chilling real-life stalker experience during her breakfast TV days.</p><p>There’s tax talk, spreadsheet love-ins, and a candid chat about financial education and why schools need to do a better job preparing kids for the real world. And yes, there’s pressure washer appreciation, a champagne-fuelled paddle tennis recap, and a few snorts of laughter.</p><br><p>If you’ve ever wondered how to pivot careers, why schools fail kids on money, or how to write a thriller rooted in reality, this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice

<p>On this week's episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.</p><br><p>The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).</p><br><p>We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.</p><p>Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic <em>Therapy Crouch</em>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Lee & Helen Westwood: Caddying for Your Husband – Romantic or Nightmare?

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership.</p><br><p>Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like taking that title from none other than Tiger Woods. As Helen spills on what really goes down inside the golf bag. Plus, things heat up in the Agony Abs with a 4AM mystery call, a Father’s Day card conundrum, and some bonk beat revelations you’ll never unhear.</p><br><p>If you’re in the mood for golf, gossip, and good vibes, this is one for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.</p><br><p>From <em>Father’s Day flops</em> to <em>weekly moans</em>, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.</p><br><p>A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.</p><br><p>We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.</p><br><p>So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard

<p>On today’s episode of&nbsp;<em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.</p><br><p>Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon.</p><br><p>Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile…</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!

<p>Join Pete &amp; Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy. </p><br><p>Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"

<p>In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch </em>Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm.</p><br><p>Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, <em>The Therapy Crouch</em> proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum.</p><br><p>Hit subscribe for more mayhem, mishaps, and marriage therapy from Britain’s most entertaining couple.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes.</p><br><p>Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to handle a friend who’s emotionally draining the life out of you.</p><br><p>Whether you’re prepping for a summer holiday or just trying to survive weeks with the kids, this episode’s got you covered.</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #ParentingProblems #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1

<p>In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of <em>The Therapy Couch</em>, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last. </p><br><p>Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories—from binge drinking recovery and its impact on marriage, to candid answers from the viral "16 Questions to Fall in Love Again" challenge. If you've ever wondered what keeps long-term love alive, or how couples navigate tough pasts with grace and laughter, this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?

<p>In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!</p><br><p>Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix. </p><br><p>Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️</p><br><p>It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.</p><br><p>🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify &amp; Apple Podcasts</p><p>💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome.</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"

<p>In this wild and heartwarming episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansion</p><br><p>Listener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos.</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Crouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?

<p>On this week’s episode of&nbsp;<em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the&nbsp;<em>true</em>&nbsp;cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos… </p><br><p>The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.</p><p>Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during&nbsp;<em>p*</em>rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster?</p><br><p>Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. </p><br><p>Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house... </p><br><p>There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌</p><br><p>No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”

<p>“Don’t ever say that again” 😂</p><br><p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.</p><br><p>Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).</p><p>Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.</p><br><p>Abbey is mistaken for her friend <em>mother</em> (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!

<p>On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.</p><br><p>From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.</p><br><p>Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). </p><br><p>00:00 - Best of 2025!</p><p>01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?</p><p>02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?</p><p>04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game</p><p>11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband</p><p>13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do</p><p>15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!</p><p>22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch</p><p>26:08 – Is life over at 30?!</p><p>27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?</p><p>32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>