The Therapy Crouch

Selective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…

<p>On this week’s <em>Ask Me Anything</em> episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.</p><br><p>Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.</p><br><p>As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues</p><p><strong>00:52</strong> – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage</p><p><strong>03:57</strong> – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown</p><p><strong>07:29</strong> – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb</p><p><strong>10:28</strong> – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics</p><p><strong>11:22</strong> – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal</p><p><strong>13:33</strong> – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story</p><p><strong>15:07</strong> – The tight mate who never pays up</p><p><strong>17:18</strong> – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure</p><p><strong>20:13</strong> – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness</p><p><strong>22:23</strong> – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud</p><p><strong>24:26</strong> – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughs</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“I Nearly Quit Music” – Miles Kane on Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller & The Dark Side of Fame

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend <strong>Miles Kane</strong>, fresh off announcing his new album <em>Sunlight and Shadows</em>.</p><br><p>From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.</p><br><p>The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In <em>Agony Abs</em>, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.</p><br><p>It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.</p><br><p>00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework</p><p>04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations</p><p>07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment</p><p>14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton</p><p>18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals</p><p>22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends</p><p>24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage</p><p>26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s</p><p>31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career</p><p>33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling</p><p>36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence</p><p>47:00 – <em>Agony Abs</em>: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos &amp; Amex drama</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?

<p>On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flags</p><br><p>It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos.</p><br><p>00:00 – Intro chaos</p><p>02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life</p><p>04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong</p><p>07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous?</p><p>08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!”</p><p>10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster</p><p>14:00 – Homeopathic remedies &amp; Abbey’s wellness obsession</p><p>16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done</p><p>19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney</p><p>21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety</p><p>22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown</p><p>24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids</p><p>26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence &amp; intimacy</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Rick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon <strong>Rick Astley</strong>, whose legendary 1987 hit <em>“Never Gonna Give You Up”</em> made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later.</p><br><p>Rick opens up about the early days of fame, the pressures of the pop world, his shock retirement at 27, and the unexpected comeback that reignited his career. Expect laughs, confessions, and heartfelt reflections as they discuss everything from performing with Blossoms at Glastonbury to meeting Elton John and Paul McCartney.</p><br><p>It’s a nostalgic, hilarious, and surprisingly moving chat that proves legends really <em>never give you up</em>.</p><br><p><strong>00:00:00 — Opening banter &amp; NFL recap</strong></p><p><strong>00:05:25 — “Not listening” / banister anecdote</strong></p><p><strong>00:11:09 — Heartfelt listener message (love &amp; step-mom reveal)</strong></p><p><strong>00:15:10 — Rick Astley joins the podcast</strong></p><p><strong>00:17:00 — Rick on recent gigs &amp; the YouTube celebration</strong></p><p><strong>00:19:20 — Karaoke/duet fiasco story</strong></p><p><strong>00:21:40 — On being a musician: instruments, drums, studio life</strong></p><p><strong>00:27:30 — Origin of “Never Gonna Give You Up”</strong></p><p><strong>00:31:57 — How life changed after the hit</strong></p><p><strong>00:43:50 — Why he quit at 27 — the long break</strong></p><p><strong>00:54:55 — Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl moment</strong></p><p><strong>01:05:29 — Reflection &amp; closing&nbsp;</strong></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Midlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers!

<p>On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unfiltered as ever. Expect heartfelt advice, cheeky confessions, and plenty of laughs as they get real about the highs and lows of long-term love.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro: Abbey and Peter kick off the AMA with laughs</p><p><strong>00:54</strong> – First listener dilemma: career ambition vs contentment in marriage</p><p><strong>03:40</strong> – Abbey and Pete debate contentment vs striving for more</p><p><strong>05:33</strong> – Success defined: promotions vs family time</p><p><strong>08:45</strong> – A raw question about weight changes in marriage</p><p><strong>11:13</strong> – Body confidence, beauty standards, and menopause talk</p><p><strong>12:31</strong> – A listener’s husband hits a midlife crisis</p><p><strong>15:21</strong> – Abbey’s story about <em>Erin Brockovich</em>’s Hells Angel neighbour</p><p><strong>18:19</strong> – Should couples laugh at each other in public?</p><p><strong>21:06</strong> – Fighting over playlists: pop vs heavy metal</p><p><strong>23:34</strong> – Food battles: vegan vs carnivore couple</p><p><strong>26:08</strong> – Friendship circles after marriage and feeling left out</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo <strong>Larry and George Lamb</strong>. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in <em>Gavin &amp; Stacey</em>, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty.</p><br><p>From behind-the-scenes memories of <em>Gavin &amp; Stacey</em> to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss.</p><br><p><strong>00:29</strong> – Abbey &amp; Peter kick things off with Ross’s return</p><p><strong>04:14</strong> – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans</p><p><strong>08:13</strong> – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans</p><p><strong>09:27</strong> – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish</p><p><strong>13:12</strong> – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits</p><p><strong>16:24</strong> – Guests Larry &amp; George Lamb introduced</p><p><strong>18:32</strong> – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos</p><p><strong>30:03</strong> – George on meeting Groove Armada &amp; the farming journey</p><p><strong>36:26</strong> – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections</p><p><strong>38:00</strong> – Larry talks about <em>Gavin &amp; Stacey</em>’s return</p><p><strong>42:11</strong> – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden &amp; Ruth Jones’ genius</p><p><strong>43:57</strong> – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad</p><p><strong>47:36</strong> – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything</p><p><strong>50:12</strong> – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires</p><p><strong>01:05:00</strong> – Larry on poetry, family, and legacy</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Pete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!”

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life.</p><br><p>From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime routines. There’s also a delightfully weird “Would You Rather” that forces Pete to choose between showering with his aunt or snogging his cousin. Classic Therapy Crouch chaos.</p><br><p>Whether it’s household chores turning into scoreboard wars, debates over how late is <em>too late</em> for dinner, or trying to survive your partner’s tractor YouTube addiction. If you’ve ever argued over pillows or tried to plan the “perfect” surprise that backfires, this one’s for you.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #MarriageHumour #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

<p>Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot.</p><br><p>If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch</p><p><strong>05:00 – </strong>Golf, Beers, and Box Sets</p><p><strong>10:37 – </strong>Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare</p><p><strong>12:07 – </strong>Clapping on Planes Debate</p><p><strong>17:35 – </strong>Autumn Vibes &amp; Cosy Living</p><p><strong>21:18 – </strong>Soup Season &amp; Bone Broth Obsession</p><p><strong>25:27 – </strong>The Truth About Cuffing Season</p><p><strong>32:03 – </strong>Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two</p><p><strong>38:55 – </strong>Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys</p><p><strong>42:29 – </strong>Closing Laughs &amp; Next Week’s Promise</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #CosySeason #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch, </em>Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit.</p><br><p>From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture.</p><br><p>Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable.</p><br><p><strong>00:00 – </strong>Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials</p><p><strong>01:10 – </strong>Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown</p><p><strong>02:45 – </strong>The Advent Calendar Disaster</p><p><strong>04:15 – </strong>Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts</p><p><strong>05:30 – </strong>Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety</p><p><strong>06:20 – </strong>Reddit Rants Begin</p><p><strong>07:15 – </strong>Big Coat Gamble Season</p><p><strong>08:45 – </strong>Crumpet Dribble &amp; Bearded Hygiene</p><p><strong>10:00 – </strong>Toilet Trauma Across the UK</p><p><strong>11:45 – </strong>Strange Friends in Stations</p><p><strong>13:00 – </strong>Unhinged Dating Shows &amp; Island Obsession</p><p><strong>14:15 – </strong>QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far</p><p><strong>15:40 –</strong> Road Rage &amp; Driving Disasters</p><p><strong>17:00 – </strong>Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now?</p><p><strong>18:30 – </strong>British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes</p><p><strong>20:00 – </strong>Wrap Up: Bone Broth &amp; Vitamin D</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #BritishProblems #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect&nbsp;fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments.</p><br><p>Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection.</p><br><p>The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories</p><p><strong>00:20</strong> – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets</p><p><strong>04:24</strong> – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival</p><p><strong>07:29</strong> – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones</p><p><strong>09:41</strong> – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up</p><p><strong>13:40</strong> – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far</p><p><strong>14:26</strong> – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief</p><p><strong>17:06</strong> – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips</p><p><strong>22:08</strong> – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn</p><p><strong>28:02</strong> – Do women really sleep worse next to men?</p><p><strong>38:25</strong> – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything</p><p><strong>42:01</strong> – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong> - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.</p><br><p>Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.</p><br><p>With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>00:01:21</strong> – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.</p><p><strong>00:03:53</strong> – Diving into British Reddit problems.</p><p><strong>00:06:39</strong> – The courier who ignored clear instructions.</p><p><strong>00:08:10</strong> – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.</p><p><strong>00:12:10</strong> – The great British heating debate.</p><p><strong>00:14:45</strong> – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.</p><p><strong>00:16:42</strong> – The Maldives Pringles disaster.</p><p><strong>00:20:30</strong> – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.</p><p><strong>00:24:06</strong> – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.</p><p><strong>00:27:14</strong> – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.</p><p><strong>00:35:35</strong> – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back with an <strong>Agony Abs Special</strong>, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve.</p><br><p>With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled.</p><br><p>Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments!</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>00:34</strong> – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host</p><p><strong>01:34</strong> – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills</p><p><strong>05:03</strong> – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores &amp; avoiding family</p><p><strong>09:33</strong> – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery</p><p><strong>12:17</strong> – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment</p><p><strong>15:09</strong> – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home</p><p><strong>17:17</strong> – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia?</p><p><strong>23:01</strong> – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni</p><p><strong>27:01</strong> – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party</p><p><strong>31:08</strong> – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth</p><p><strong>33:18</strong> – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time?</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.</p><br><p>There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>00:25</strong> – We’re playing a little game today…</p><p><strong>00:53</strong> – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries</p><p><strong>04:53</strong> – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)</p><p><strong>10:05</strong> – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando</p><p><strong>10:22</strong> – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos</p><p><strong>13:00</strong> – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath</p><p><strong>15:20</strong> – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?</p><p><strong>19:07</strong> – The animal-naming game goes off the rails</p><p><strong>19:34</strong> – Back to school: which subjects would Pete &amp; Abbey smash or fail?</p><p><strong>26:07</strong> – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?</p><p><strong>30:20</strong> – Would you rather give up booze or sex?</p><p><strong>31:59</strong> – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of <strong>back-to-school season</strong>.</p><br><p>From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life.</p><br><p>They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting.</p><br><p>With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all.</p><br><p><strong>00:02:00</strong> – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school</p><p><strong>00:03:10</strong> – Media headlines about Abbey &amp; Peter’s “marriage troubles”</p><p><strong>00:06:30</strong> – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers</p><p><strong>00:10:20</strong> – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama</p><p><strong>00:15:30</strong> – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories</p><p><strong>00:21:00</strong> – Peter’s new catchphrase: <em>“That’s just what I do”</em></p><p><strong>00:23:00</strong> – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage</p><p><strong>00:28:30</strong> – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession</p><p><strong>00:32:00</strong> – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs</p><p><strong>00:40:00</strong> – Playground politics and parents falling out</p><p><strong>00:44:00</strong> – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families</p><p><strong>00:51:00</strong> – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years younger</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?

<p>On this week’s <em>Ask Me Anything</em>, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon.</p><br><p>Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>00:27</strong> – Abbey &amp; Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia</p><p><strong>04:47</strong> – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness</p><p><strong>09:35</strong> – Where to eat and party in Liverpool</p><p><strong>12:28</strong> – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them?</p><p><strong>15:48</strong> – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey &amp; Peter’s love strong</p><p><strong>20:05</strong> – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches</p><p><strong>25:16</strong> – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years</p><p><strong>28:00</strong> – From investment banking to OnlyFans…</p><p><strong>28:17</strong> – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey</p><p><strong>31:11</strong> – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two</p><p><strong>34:52</strong> – Adidas vs Salomon</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

<p>On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.</p><br><p>Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.</p><br><p>The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.</p><br><p>And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>00:24</strong> – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip</p><p><strong>02:13</strong> – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid</p><p><strong>03:43</strong> – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician</p><p><strong>07:34</strong> – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game</p><p><strong>11:02</strong> – First Everton match</p><p><strong>12:08</strong> – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings</p><p><strong>13:31</strong> – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story</p><p><strong>17:26</strong> – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap</p><p><strong>22:33</strong> – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach</p><p><strong>25:04</strong> – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt</p><p><strong>41:11</strong> – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other women</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.</p><br><p>From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour.</p><br><p>Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get <em>too</em> comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group.</p><br><p>Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA.</p><br><p><strong>00:24</strong> – Introduction to the AMA episode.</p><p><strong>05:22</strong> – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.</p><p><strong>08:23</strong> – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.</p><p><strong>12:43</strong> – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.</p><p><strong>14:14</strong> – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?</p><p><strong>18:24</strong> – Do couples get <em>too comfortable</em> with each other over time?</p><p><strong>20:43</strong> – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?</p><p><strong>23:18</strong> – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?</p><p><strong>26:24</strong> – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.</p><p><strong>26:43</strong> – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?</p><p><strong>29:33</strong> – Wrapping up</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).</p><br><p>Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive</p><p><strong>02:00</strong> – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover</p><p><strong>07:00</strong> – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout</p><p><strong>10:00</strong> – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life</p><p><strong>14:00</strong> – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France</p><p><strong>18:00</strong> – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate</p><p><strong>20:00</strong> – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa</p><p><strong>23:00</strong> – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt</p><p><strong>27:00</strong> – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love</p><p><strong>30:00</strong> – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust</p><p><strong>39:00</strong> – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love</p><p><strong>44:00</strong> – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.</p><br><p>The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.</p><br><p>Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>01:02</strong> – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.</p><p><strong>03:25</strong> – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.</p><p><strong>05:03</strong> – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.</p><p><strong>07:16</strong> – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.</p><p><strong>11:07</strong> – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.</p><p><strong>12:00</strong> – Listener question: who would they <em>shaba</em> if not each other?</p><p><strong>13:01</strong> – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations</p><p><strong>18:32</strong> – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?</p><p><strong>19:24</strong> – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!</p><p><strong>22:11</strong> – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.</p><p><strong>26:04</strong> – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).</p><p><strong>28:40</strong> – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?</p><p><strong>30:25</strong> – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story

<p>This week on <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality <strong>Olly Murs</strong>. Known for hits like <em>Dance With Me Tonight</em> and <em>Troublemaker</em>, and for his roles hosting <em>The X Factor</em> and coaching on <em>The Voice UK</em>, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident…</p><br><p>The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after <em>The X Factor</em>, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life.</p><br><p>Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro</p><p><strong>07:15</strong> – Self-service tills &amp; checkout flirting</p><p><strong>13:20</strong> – Skidmark confessiona</p><p><strong>13:44</strong> – Introducing Olly Murs</p><p><strong>15:10</strong> – Knicker-throwing fans &amp; worst gig gifts</p><p><strong>15:33</strong> – Irish twins news &amp; parenting chaos</p><p><strong>19:15</strong> – Olly’s dog poo nightmare</p><p><strong>23:21</strong> – The ultimate nappy disaster</p><p><strong>25:06</strong> – Missing newborn moments while on tour</p><p><strong>31:18</strong> – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US</p><p><strong>38:49</strong> – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award</p><p><strong>39:34</strong> – From music to TV presenting: The Voice &amp; X Factor</p><p><strong>45:32</strong> – The surreal car crash story</p><p><strong>53:10</strong> – Handling overnight fame</p><p><strong>57:44</strong> – Staying grounded while living the dream</p><p><strong>01:02:12</strong> – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV</p><p><strong>01:06:30</strong> – Final laughs &amp; Olly’s parting words</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

When Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong…

<p>In this week’s <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is too random.</p><br><p>The trio share listener stories—like a midwife’s ill-timed scare during a serene home birth—and swap their own tales of travel disasters, football superstition rituals, and awkward romantic encounters.</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter also offer heartfelt advice to a parent of an autistic child, swap tips for surviving long-haul flights with toddlers, and reveal their go-to Italian deli orders. Expect chaos, belly laughs, and a healthy serving of unsolicited life wisdom.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Abbey, Peter &amp; Ross kick off AMA episode.</p><p><strong>01:01</strong> – Batman chin debate spirals into Robert Pattinson chat.</p><p><strong>05:10</strong> – Wimbledon restaurant tips &amp; ice lolly vs ice pop argument.</p><p><strong>07:02</strong> – Midwife’s calm home birth interrupted by prank gone wrong.</p><p><strong>11:08</strong> – The strict list of superstitions.</p><p><strong>13:04</strong> – Peter reveals his “lucky pants” and pre-match rituals.</p><p><strong>15:28</strong> – Listener asks for gangster film with romance recommendation.</p><p><strong>17:05</strong> – Emotional letter from mum of autistic child; Abbey &amp; Peter’s advice.</p><p><strong>19:33</strong> – Travelling to England from New Zealand with an 18-month-old.</p><p><strong>22:24</strong> – Peter talks about Grenfell Athletic.</p><p><strong>24:04</strong> – Peter jokes about defenders being “second-class citizens.”</p><p><strong>25:54</strong> – Peter &amp; Abbey reveal favourite dishes from their Italian deli.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes

<p>On this week’s <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett &amp; Hannah Cooper, and Rio &amp; Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.</p><br><p>From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.</p><br><p>It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Opening chaos</p><p><strong>00:21</strong> –&nbsp;Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James &amp; Clair Buckley introduction.</p><p><strong>00:57</strong> – How James &amp; Clair actually met in Liverpool.</p><p><strong>01:42</strong> – James admits video games turned from love to hate.</p><p><strong>04:40</strong> – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.</p><p><strong>10:05</strong> – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.</p><p><strong>15:22</strong> – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.</p><p><strong>18:47</strong> – The world’s clumsiest family dog.</p><p><strong>20:29</strong> – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.</p><p><strong>22:08</strong> – Joel &amp; Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.</p><p><strong>28:37</strong> – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.</p><p><strong>33:11</strong> – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel &amp; Hannah face off.</p><p><strong>36:13</strong> – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.</p><p><strong>49:47</strong> – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.</p><p><strong>53:20</strong> – Rio &amp; Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”

<p>On this week’s <em>Ask Me Anything</em> edition of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit <em>too</em> sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.</p><br><p>Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Summer Vibes Recap</p><p><strong>01:11</strong> – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games</p><p><strong>03:02</strong> – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?</p><p><strong>04:32</strong> – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”</p><p><strong>07:13</strong> – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!</p><p><strong>07:21</strong> – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”</p><p><strong>09:10</strong> – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy</p><p><strong>11:03</strong> – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring</p><p><strong>13:19</strong> – Package Paranoia: Kids &amp; the Parcel Wars</p><p><strong>15:07</strong> – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?</p><p><strong>19:07</strong> – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger</p><p><strong>23:12</strong> – Cat Chaos and Spotless Houses</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.</p><br><p>00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip</p><p>01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior</p><p>02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise</p><p>04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea</p><p>06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster</p><p>08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids</p><p>10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book</p><p>13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines &amp; shoutouts</p><p>15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion</p><p>18:00 – The two types of families on holiday</p><p>20:00 – Abbey &amp; Pete’s Little Moons obsession</p><p>22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation</p><p>24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls</p><p>26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids</p><p>30:00 – Abbey &amp; Pete try decoding Gen Z slang</p><p>36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins</p><p>39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?

<p>On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong…</p><br><p>Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again.</p><br><p><strong>00:24</strong> – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off</p><p><strong>01:25</strong> – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups</p><p><strong>03:06</strong> – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks</p><p><strong>05:03</strong> – Peter’s awkward fan encounter</p><p><strong>07:02</strong> – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”</p><p><strong>10:15</strong> – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics</p><p><strong>12:45</strong> – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up</p><p><strong>17:10</strong> – The bald cap date disaster</p><p><strong>21:26</strong> – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce</p><p><strong>26:14</strong> – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama</p><p><strong>30:02</strong> – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

The Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, Pete’s caught slamming cupboard doors like a moody teen and Abbey’s off on a secret 75-mile pottery mission. There’s also a heartfelt letter from a listener who found solace in the pod after an unimaginable year of grief. </p><br><p>From lazy husbands and ghosting boyfriends to parenting politics and picnic romance, this week’s episode is full of laughs, love, and a few roastings. </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of <em>Oasis</em> and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm.</p><br><p>Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Peter boldly declares Oasis the greatest band of all time (cue the chaos). The duo share their summer holiday highlights, gym struggles (bread vs. biceps), and offer up life advice to a listener whose boyfriend can’t let go of his cheating ex’s cousin.</p><br><p>If you’re here for banter, brutally honest relationship advice, or to just hear Pete get roasted, you’re in the right place.</p><br><p>⏳ <strong>00:00</strong> – Opening chaos</p><p>⏳ <strong>00:33</strong> – Welcome to the AMA</p><p>⏳ <strong>06:45</strong> – Oasis comeback: Pete’s hot take begins</p><p>⏳ <strong>15:27</strong> – Starbucks sponsor segment</p><p>⏳ <strong>18:00</strong> – Listener dilemma</p><p>⏳ <strong>24:30</strong> – The psychology of popularity (and being nice)</p><p>⏳ <strong>27:30</strong> – Hen do vs. stag do</p><p>⏳ <strong>38:10</strong> – Final listener follow-up</p><p>⏳ <strong>42:00</strong> – Wrap-up and goodbye from The Therapy Crouch</p><br><p>This episode is sponsored by Starbucks Chilled Coffee. #ad</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch</p><p>#PeterCrouchPodcast</p><p>#AbbeyClancy</p><p>#OasisDebate</p><p>#RelationshipDilemmas</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”

<p>On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics.</p><br><p>From Wimbledon meltdowns to family holiday disaster, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Abbey confronts Ross’ drawer-diving tendencies and accidental product theft while Pete does his best to defend his laugh (tongue and all).</p><p>Also on the podcast: a confusing tennis scoring system, badly-behaved boys in airport lounges, and a serious wardrobe shift from Amalfi Chic to full-blown Decathlon Dad. Plus, why Peter’s laugh might just be the thing that saves him from becoming one of those miserable old blokes in a chair.</p><br><p>So if you’re into hilarious parenting confessions, marriage bickers, and the best accidental insults ever delivered, you’re in for a treat.</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #CoupleGoals #RelationshipAdvice</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Pete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.</p><p>Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone <em>actually</em> attractive.</p><p>We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawling spider that shook us all to our core.</p><br><p>Plus, a full-blown dissection of Stockport vs. Liverpool, how to fake drinking at weddings, and the eternal question: what exactly is a thighbrow?</p><br><p>It's one for the ages.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Russell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster <strong>Russell Kane</strong>—and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to co-sleeping dilemmas and the secret emotional lives of men. Russell drops explosive truths about historical icons on his hit podcast <em>Evil Genius</em>, and reflects on the unexpected lessons that come from fatherhood.</p><br><p>Plus, there’s plenty of laughs about sex talk gone wrong, affirmations gone weird, and why a dog might be your best wingman. If you want to know what happens when someone tries mirror affirmations in a dressing gown while their partner dies laughing—this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>