The Therapy Crouch

Abbey Opens Up About Losing Your Identity After Motherhood

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously.</p><br><p>There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest animals, and an in-depth naming session of their kids after Liverpool legends. Plus, the great Diet Coke vs. Full Fat Coke debate rages on, and one listener makes the gang cry-laugh with a mysterious message about… “laying bricks.”</p><br><p>It’s messy, it’s mad, it’s very much The Therapy Crouch.</p><br><p>#AskMeAnything #TheTherapyCrouch #Podcast&nbsp;</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!</p><br><p>From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black &amp; Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots.</p><br><p>Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she <em>actually</em> saved Black &amp; Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into television, starting from answering phones. The trio also dive into her new thriller novel <em>Deadline</em>, inspired by a chilling real-life stalker experience during her breakfast TV days.</p><p>There’s tax talk, spreadsheet love-ins, and a candid chat about financial education and why schools need to do a better job preparing kids for the real world. And yes, there’s pressure washer appreciation, a champagne-fuelled paddle tennis recap, and a few snorts of laughter.</p><br><p>If you’ve ever wondered how to pivot careers, why schools fail kids on money, or how to write a thriller rooted in reality, this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice

<p>On this week's episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.</p><br><p>The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).</p><br><p>We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.</p><p>Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic <em>Therapy Crouch</em>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Lee & Helen Westwood: Caddying for Your Husband – Romantic or Nightmare?

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership.</p><br><p>Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like taking that title from none other than Tiger Woods. As Helen spills on what really goes down inside the golf bag. Plus, things heat up in the Agony Abs with a 4AM mystery call, a Father’s Day card conundrum, and some bonk beat revelations you’ll never unhear.</p><br><p>If you’re in the mood for golf, gossip, and good vibes, this is one for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.</p><br><p>From <em>Father’s Day flops</em> to <em>weekly moans</em>, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.</p><br><p>A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.</p><br><p>We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.</p><br><p>So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard

<p>On today’s episode of&nbsp;<em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.</p><br><p>Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon.</p><br><p>Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile…</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!

<p>Join Pete &amp; Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy. </p><br><p>Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for...</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"

<p>In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch </em>Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm.</p><br><p>Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, <em>The Therapy Crouch</em> proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum.</p><br><p>Hit subscribe for more mayhem, mishaps, and marriage therapy from Britain’s most entertaining couple.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳

<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes.</p><br><p>Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to handle a friend who’s emotionally draining the life out of you.</p><br><p>Whether you’re prepping for a summer holiday or just trying to survive weeks with the kids, this episode’s got you covered.</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #ParentingProblems #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1

<p>In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of <em>The Therapy Couch</em>, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last. </p><br><p>Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories—from binge drinking recovery and its impact on marriage, to candid answers from the viral "16 Questions to Fall in Love Again" challenge. If you've ever wondered what keeps long-term love alive, or how couples navigate tough pasts with grace and laughter, this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?

<p>In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!</p><br><p>Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix. </p><br><p>Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️</p><br><p>It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.</p><br><p>🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify &amp; Apple Podcasts</p><p>💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome.</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"

<p>In this wild and heartwarming episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansion</p><br><p>Listener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos.</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Crouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?

<p>On this week’s episode of&nbsp;<em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the&nbsp;<em>true</em>&nbsp;cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos… </p><br><p>The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.</p><p>Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during&nbsp;<em>p*</em>rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster?</p><br><p>Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. </p><br><p>Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house... </p><br><p>There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌</p><br><p>No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”

<p>“Don’t ever say that again” 😂</p><br><p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.</p><br><p>Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).</p><p>Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.</p><br><p>Abbey is mistaken for her friend <em>mother</em> (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!

<p>On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.</p><br><p>From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.</p><br><p>Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). </p><br><p>00:00 - Best of 2025!</p><p>01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?</p><p>02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?</p><p>04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game</p><p>11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband</p><p>13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do</p><p>15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!</p><p>22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch</p><p>26:08 – Is life over at 30?!</p><p>27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?</p><p>32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some <em>seriously</em> chaotic stories.</p><p>From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.</p><br><p>Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.</p><br><p>A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile.&nbsp;</p><br><p>🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Work Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her horse’s <em>Grand Prix-level</em> skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.</p><br><p>The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt.&nbsp;</p><br><p>To contact us:&nbsp;</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/&nbsp;</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!

<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.</p><br><p>Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.</p><br><p>We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.</p><br><p>From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'

<p>In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos. </p><br><p>From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships. </p><br><p>Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans. </p><br><p>⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe &amp; Intro</p><p>⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?</p><p>⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?</p><p>⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance</p><p>⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names</p><p>⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story</p><p>⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes</p><p>⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making</p><p>⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens &amp; Pregnancy Drama</p><p>⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame &amp; Mental Resilience</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!</p><p>From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.</p><br><p>We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.</p><br><p>Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).</p><br><p>If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"

<p>On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?</p><br><p>From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.</p><br><p>Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.</p><br><p>⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!</p><p>⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem</p><p>⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?</p><p>⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?</p><p>⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos</p><p>⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)</p><p>⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”</p><p>⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase</p><p>⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!

<p>On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!</p><br><p>As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit</p><br><p><strong>03:10</strong> - Staycations &amp; Baby Grow Blunder</p><p><strong>06:14 </strong>- Cheekbones &amp; Bedbound Binging</p><p><strong>13:12</strong> - The Underwear Argument of the Century</p><p><strong>20:25</strong> - Bucket Lists, Communes &amp; Big Dreams</p><p><strong>34:02</strong> - Weddings, Weird Guests &amp; Snuggly Voice Icks</p><br><p>To contact us:&nbsp;</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/&nbsp;</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!

<p>On this week's episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig</p><p>ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.</p><p>Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.</p><br><p>Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.</p><br><p>As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails</p><p><strong>00:50</strong> – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster</p><p><strong>03:00</strong> – The three emojis that sum up their relationship</p><p><strong>04:15</strong> – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby</p><p><strong>06:45</strong> – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?</p><p><strong>10:15</strong> – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret</p><p><strong>13:00</strong> – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders</p><p><strong>17:45</strong> – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?</p><p><strong>22:00</strong> – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy</p><p><strong>26:00</strong> – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained</p><p><strong>29:45</strong> – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time</p><p><strong>32:00</strong> – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off</p><br><p>To contact us:&nbsp;</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/&nbsp;</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!

<p>On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet.&nbsp;</p><br><p>From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.</p><br><p>Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 – Agony Abs Special.</p><p>03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.</p><p>09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…</p><p>14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.</p><p>19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.</p><p>21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"</p><p>31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram:&nbsp;https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy?</p><br><p>Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests! </p><br><p>And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly. </p><br><p>There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant. </p><br><p>So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode!</p><br><p>00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter </p><p>00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins. </p><p>00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog” </p><p>00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua </p><p>00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled. </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch </p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy </p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg&nbsp;</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal

<p>On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete</p><p>take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.</p><br><p>Abbey is <em>not</em> impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of</p><p>buttery baked goods during a health kick.</p><br><p>There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive</p><p>into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,</p><p>teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”</p><br><p>If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>⏳ <strong>00:00</strong> – Subscribe plug &amp; intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.</p><p>⏳ <strong>03:00</strong> – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits &amp; dream party themes.</p><p>⏳ <strong>07:37</strong> – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.</p><p>⏳ <strong>16:53</strong> – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.</p><p>⏳ <strong>19:54</strong> – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

<p>On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!</p><br><p>Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!!</p><br><p>We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UP</p><br><p>And stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door. </p><br><p>All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!</p><br><p>To contact us:&nbsp;</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/&nbsp;</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.</p><br><p>Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).</p><br><p>We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.</p><br><p>Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…</p><br><p>If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey &amp; Pete, drop us a message using the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit</p><br><p>⏳ <strong>00:00</strong> – A BIG relationship debate!</p><p>⏳ <strong>07:40</strong> – The most ridiculous couple fights!</p><p>⏳ <strong>16:35</strong> – Work wives &amp; husbands, is it crossing a line?</p><p>⏳ <strong>21:50</strong> – The WORST way to break up…</p><p>⏳ <strong>30:25</strong> – Abbey &amp; Peter’s relationship red flags.</p><p>⏳ <strong>39:20</strong> – Pete’s final words of wisdom</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>