We Don't Have Time For This

The Hierarchy Of Birthing Styles

<p>Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-sharers. But first up today, do men do everything in reverse from us? Including thinking? Gem thinks so. Gem also thinks Revz is just putting too much pressure on the people in her life and she needs it to stop. Revz is on a mission to get a rather questionable side-hustle started and she’s apparently crowd-sourcing the marketing plan. And Gem does not have time for any kind of birth shaming (and she’s seeing more of if than she’d like). Happy start to the week DLs, we hope it’s less chaotic than ours! </p><p><br></p><p>- </p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p><br></p><p>Not spons:</p><p>Gem: Follow @allthatisshe</p><p>Revz: Kmart Mini Waffle maker</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Cut All My Hair Off?

<p>This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Am I “Normal” Ragey or, like, Problem Ragey?

<p>Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the pile asking “how do we keep this high vibes?”. Gem has been dodging and re-dodging sickness and schedule nightmares and Revz is navigating a new frontier in hormonal upheaval. Yep, we’re back to obsessing about testosterone, oestrogen, sleep, temperates.. and weren’t we done with this era? (Cycle says no). Then Revz admits something she’s always been afraid to confront which makes us a touch sad. Then Gem is getting itchy, seven year itchy to be precise and she needs to unpack it right now in order to not do ANYTHING about it. </p><p><br></p><p>— </p><p>Want more of us in your week? Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS and get Thursday episodes as well as Watch Party eps and monthly giveaways! </p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p><br></p><p>#Notspons:</p><p>Gem: https://mermadehair.com.au/</p><p>Revz: Wool Wash</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : It’s Easier When My Husband is Away

<p>This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Chronic Parenting Fatigue

<p>Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz recently revealed her one and only phobia to her partner and it reminded us of her straight weirdness. Gem needs to help because Revz can barely say it out loud. Then Gem’s friend went on a WILD date and has given permission for us to share a bananas dating story with you. Gross out warning, it’s a really *filthy* story. Then Revz is struggling with day-to-day parenting fatigue and she wants to know, do we ALL feel this way or is there a deeper problem going on? Spoiler, there’s something deeper going on. Thanks for tuning in on another Tuesday with your besties, DLs! </p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: B.Box Lunch Boxes</p><p>Revz: Saint Jack Makeup Brush Cleaner</p><p><br></p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : He Jacked off Next To Me

<p>This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A Tuesday Episode (Taylor’s Version)

<p>Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual experiences (to Isla's experience) to the theatricality, business side and frankly how “glowing” she is. No Taylor stone un-turned gang. It’s your eras ep.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Ditch the Devon, Daycare!

<p>This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up.</p><p><br></p><p>SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : </p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

She’s Just So Jealous

<p>First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curious run in with a very beautiful man on Airtasker that ended in hilarity. Gem calls Revz out for her international dating history and Revz throws a bit of shade towards the Aussie bloke (ducks for cover). This week Gem doesn’t have time for her daughter’s jealousy, which has really ramped up in light of her brother getting some attention. Revz feels called to rep the first borns in this area which sparks a convo about sibling hierarchy. Then somehow we end up back at gentle parenting, yet again! Oh and we have a huge announcement...</p><p><br></p><p>SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : </p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is Hating My Husband… Permanent?

<p>This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Episode We Finally Get Cancelled

<p>Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another official trip to the doctor’s office and Revz wants to know why she did indeed dig in with the name. Then, are Voice Noters narcissistic? Cos that makes two of us. Gem has a real theory about this and Revz ain’t so sure. And then (shut your ears Boomers) can we talk about voicemail from your folks? It's not alright. Gem doesn’t have time for her new doctor, whose manhood she apparently challenged while asking for antibiotics. Which really unlocks a rage in Revz about male fragility and here we go! To follow this white rabbit down the hole we have a gender discussion, so, if you’re still here, thanks for listening! </p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Revz: Scrub Daddy</p><p>Gem: Next Kids Clothing https://www.next.com.au/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can You Talk About Saltburn, Already?

<p>Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Judging, But Not Judging

<p>Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty that her natural hair colour is having a moment, way too far past the point of being able to rock natural. Speaking of hair, Gem has found her dream low maintenance hairdresser with a battle-style technique she deeply respects. Then Revz is navigating her son’s style choices and Gem had a very confronting experience on a flight with kids. We cover a lot today and could have gone for another hour. Thanks for being here DLs.</p><p><br></p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: Search #monarchbutterfly</p><p>Revz: https://www.flipkip.com/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : No, You Can't Bring Your Boy To Brunch.

<p>Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch. </p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Trenches Be Trenching

<p>We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if our true Gutter Goblin energy is at risk. Revz has been holiday cramming and resting for Australia and she’s reinvigorated and ready (even to learn new gen alpha vernacular). Whereas Gem’s inner perfectionist doesn’t feel she “nailed” the break. And like all the damn children (who are going crazy) Gem maybe needs to go back to school and learn the difference between her phonetic and Greek alphabet. But we digress.. lots is happening this year. Gem’s kids are both embarking on firsts, but she’s not quite ready to tackle that. Revz is back to regular programming with a twist. Speaking of twists, Gem has to find herself a new au pair and is this Groundhog Day? And Revz was reminded after a week with toddlers just how HARD parenting young kids is and why oh why do we actually forget how hard it is? Can we make a pact not to? Toddler mums, we see you. Anyway welcome to 2024 Besties, we’ve got a big one in store for you.</p><p><br></p><p>Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: Dance Life on Prime</p><p>Revz: Follow @nourish_naturally on Insta</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The 40 by 40 List

<p>DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sales and it’s the dopamine download we all asked for. </p><p>Revz is holidaying so hard it hurts this year including a whole meet the fam situation and speaking of fam, a wee update on Gem’s third dependent. Then Revz doesn’t have time for shopping for Isla in the in between stage that hit her style vibes (but she perseveres) and Gem DOES have time for dreaming up her 40 by 40 goals and she’s recruiting Revz for this one. Who’s playing along? </p><p><br></p><p>Not spon: </p><p>-Kate - Kmart dry body oil spritz</p><p>-Gem - Alfie kids clothing ( and SORRY the actual handle is @alfie.est2011 ) </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Get Involved?

<p>This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene.</p><p><br></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Shamed in the School WhatsApp Group

<p>Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into Elf on the Shelf.... who saw that coming? (everyone) Revz doesn't have time for her ovulation pain, the sneaky cousin of period pain that seems to be hanging around a lot more frequently these days and she wants to know if this is normal or if something its going on. Then Revz got shamed in the class WhatsApp and Gem is mighty furious about it. Speaking of school... our little Raffa is off to big school after the break and we have BIG feelings about it. Finally, Gem doesn't have time for a new affliction, she's coined "staycation anxiety" but it might just be about incoming relatives. Some shining pre-Christmas not spons and a lot of hypocrisy served up fresh today. Enjoy DLs! </p><p><br></p><p>Not Spon:</p><p>Revz: https://poppylissiman.com/</p><p>Gem: https://avantstudio.com.au/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Farm Of Lies; He's Cheating and I Know It

<p>One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gem’s Surprise Third Child (keep calm…)

<p>Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn&rsquo;t that WILD?! It&rsquo;s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say&hellip; Gem is back into an old ritual and Revz is thoroughly unconvinced. Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for a chill weekend she tried to have and wasn&rsquo;t at all allowed to have because of varying factors and then Gem regales us all with the Drama of a Third Dependent, and walks us through exactly what happened to poor Hubs! Merry Christmas Gem, who now has a 3rd person to care for, December baby!&nbsp;</p> <p>Not spon:&nbsp;</p> <p>Gem - Cooler bags as gifts (two brands, Sunday Living Co and OiOi)&nbsp;</p> <p>Revz - Decathlon for gifting</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Ignores My December Baby

<p>Today&rsquo;s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A Slice of Humble Christmas Pie

<p>Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it&rsquo;s a Wild West out there! We&rsquo;re getting psyched / shitting our pants for the LIVE Christmas Special this weekend and so we talk about that (but don&rsquo;t worry not too much 😅) And then Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for being chronically late which triggers a little recall from Revz about this time last year. Which does really make us think about how all our silly little brains work, especially Creatives. Then Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for the juggle of relationship and busy work seasons and she&rsquo;s asking for advice cos this is new territory for her. Some listeny, watchy #notspons and that&rsquo;s your Tuesday folks!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bastard Edged Me On My Birthday

<p>You won&rsquo;t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa&hellip; and on her birthday!&nbsp;</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands

<p>First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids &ldquo;kidnap&rdquo; hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We&rsquo;re back in show-mode and it&rsquo;s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel. Raffa wants a keyboard and Revz has warnings for Gem about this. Then Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for her complex relationship with her beauty standards bullshit, and Gem wants to talk about a comment in our Facebook group that threw a cat amongst our beautiful DL pigeons. It&rsquo;s a big and potentially divisive one today DLs so strap in!</p> <p>Not Spon:</p> <p>Gem: Kmart Whiteboard</p> <p>https://www.kmart.com.au/product/large-frame-multi-planner-board-42988618/</p> <p>Revz: Gentle Habits Car Diffuser</p> <p>https://www.gentlehabits.com.au/products/refillable-car-diffuser</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hey Grandma, He's Not Going to Listen

<p>Today's caller needs to school her parent.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?

<p>Hello you gorgeous DLs! It&rsquo;s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won&rsquo;t believe what Revz has gone and done, even with all the warning in the world from Gem and it has her money (and pride) flying out the window. Then Gem had an almost catastrophic social run-in that she fixed in a truly miraculous back-flip. Revz doesn&rsquo;t have time for a certain lolly that did a number on her Teddy boy and Gem doesn&rsquo;t have time for dinner party..how do we put this&hellip;FOMO? Some gifting friendly #notspons and lots of very strong opinions in this one (and of course the lols, as per). Love you all!</p> <p>Not Spons:</p> <p>Gem: Emma Kate Co Planners https://emmakateco.com/2024-planners/</p> <p>Revz: Kmart Acrylic Tumblers</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's a No(vember) From Me

<p>Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices…</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…

<p>Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on from our travel hack D&amp;M episode, Gem doesn’t have time for people (ahem) with Travel Day Anxiety and it’s giving Daddy Issues. Some controversial #notspons and a lot of contradictory feelings today, so strap on in!</p><p><br></p><p>Notspons:</p><p>Gem: Native Shoes </p><p>https://www.nativeshoes.com/jefferson-child/131001001999.html?cgid=bestsellers-for-kids&amp;idx=22</p><p>Revz: Run To The Sun</p><p>https://runtothesun.shop/collections/sets</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Quit My Job, Now What?

<p>Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

This Is A Bad Root

<p>Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline not-ok challenge for Revz through the Silly Season and it feels, well, a bit wrong. Maybe DLs can help. Then in a total gear shift, Gem has been pondering her early school life through Raffa’s school orientation process and it’s brought up a lot of repressed memories that make a lot of sense. Then Revzy’s friend (sounds fake but it’s real) has found herself an accidental erotic fiction muse and yes we have all the details. Buckle up. </p><p><br></p><p>Not spon: </p><p>Revz: Belvita Breakfast Biscuits</p><p>Gem: Octobuddy Phone Stick On</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/octobuddy_official/?hl=en</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>