Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…
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<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).</p><br><p>Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive</p><p><strong>02:00</strong> – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover</p><p><strong>07:00</strong> – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout</p><p><strong>10:00</strong> – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life</p><p><strong>14:00</strong> – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France</p><p><strong>18:00</strong> – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate</p><p><strong>20:00</strong> – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa</p><p><strong>23:00</strong> – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt</p><p><strong>27:00</strong> – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love</p><p><strong>30:00</strong> – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust</p><p><strong>39:00</strong> – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love</p><p><strong>44:00</strong> – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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