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<p>It’s spooky season — eye roll emoji; or is it? Gem has changed her tune and so we celebrate that evolution (applause)! Revz gives us a much anticipated Pup-date on life with a pooch, and tells us all about the life hack that was Isla’s bday party (gifting edition). Revz sees herself reflected back when taking 14 kids to the movies on her own, but she doesn’t have time for a little thing her mates are calling “spicy Lu” (don’t worry, we’ll explain). Gem doesn’t have time for her kids health issues, real and imagined, and Raffa is angling in a way that is, quite frankly, very impressive. Happy Tuesday DLs. So happy you’re here! </p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon</p><p>Gem: <a href="https://budgysmuggler.com.au/collections/kids-swimwear">Kid's Budgy Smuggler</a></p><p>Revz: <a href="https://peteralexander.jgl.com.au/">Peter Alexander PJs</a></p><p><br></p><p>Want more of us in your ears? We drop MORE Time For This fortnigtly on Thursdays, as well as monthly Watch Party eps for our subscribers: join us here:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know My Bestie's Husband is Dodgy

<p>Today's caller is gobsmacked by her friend's husband's behaviour, but even more shocked that she has no idea.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Sleep Deprivation (Dog Edition)

<p>Well, look who’s looking all sleek and sh*t and not like she’s been pulled backwards through a bramble! It’s miss Gemma Peanut with a glossy new beauty upgrade. But enough about that and more about Gem’s (questionable) “Life” “Hack” to get kids to watch movies. But speaking of screen time, that old asshole has reared its ugly head again (thanks school holidays) and Gem ain’t got time for it. Revz is deep in doggy newborness and DID WE NOT ALL SEE THIS COMING OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? But, holding space, holding space. It’s Tuesday and on Tuesdays we wear SAFE SPACE.</p><p>Revz mentions: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thegamereducator/?hl=en">@thegamereducator</a></p><p>#Notspon:</p><p>Gem: <a href="https://www.solmates.com.au/collections/the-refillable-sunscreen-applicator?srsltid=AfmBOooPWt6N7CkorWrVn-bMvAa0O6yD5NJg5_9IcvVudJMxOJ4C4bpX">Solmates Refillable Sunscreen Applicator</a></p><p>Revz: <a href="https://www.brokenwood.com.au/shop/rosato">Rosato wine from Brokenwood</a></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : F*ck Bluey's Dad

<p>This week’s caller opens up a chat about Bluey’s Dad making us all look bad. </p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Little Luxuries and Big Decisions

<p>Kicking us off this week, Revz made a gaffe in the soccer team WhatsApp that went down like a lead balloon. Gem took her mum away and realised just how little uninterrupted time they get these days, because Yai of the year is always helping with the bubbas. Revzy doesn’t have time for her pre-menstrual insomnia, like, what NOW hormones? Why midlife why?! </p><p>Gem is also lying awake as she ignores her own sleep cues for which she has no one to blame but herself. Then, Gem doesn’t have time for processing some complicated feelings around a big decision she’s been wrestling with for a while, and Revz unpacks a family member’s wild detoxing habit that sends her cuckoo. All in all, a rollicking Tuesday with your fave hot mess mums. </p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon</p><p>Gem: Monsters on Netflix</p><p>Revz: <a href="https://beabellingham.com/collections/mugs?srsltid=AfmBOoq4A_CDE7Pyy9YHc2FXW7eJxbb9NIb0WFfrL9hJ7K85gNRzIqfP">Bea Bellingham mugs</a></p><p><br></p><p>Enrolment for P101:</p><p>https://www.gemmapeanut.com/photography-101/</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want Your Sentimental Shit

<p>Today's caller wants to know how she can say no more to her in laws.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Subscribe on <a href="https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis">Apple </a></p><p>Subscribe on <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis">Spotify</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bro, I'll Play Fantasy Football

<p>Ok, shit is just getting crazy now because Gem just got fleeced $15 for a salad and what the Sydney?! We kick off today with another two-types-of-people and a solid dog update. (Give the people what they want). Revz wants to know what the female equivalent of Fantasy Football might be and can we use it for more free time? Gem sold all her earthly belongings at a consignment store and is feeling smug and flush to boot! Coupla random fun #notspons and colour me Tuesday! </p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon:</p><p>Gem: Snackachangi Vinegar and Salt Chips</p><p>Revz: <a href="https://www.kmart.com.au/product/handbag-holder-43152490/?srsltid=AfmBOopdGkaH7fivzO20Dv6t2MJDqdSa8ozCA9RGwuQIUOlOvs4E1i7E">Kmart Handbag Holder</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bitch Got Married without Telling me

<p>Today's caller has mixed feelings about her bestie's elopement .</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Yet Another Mindset Reset

<p>First up, we’re into the school holidays but we are absolutely limping through the bone yard of broken lunch boxes and water bottles. Anyone else? How are we gonna make it to the end of the year? Revz thinks it (maybe) might be time to try this whole screen time boundary thing (maybe), but also perhaps it’s just a mindset shift rather than draconian rule? (Or is she just a wimp who loves her sleep?). And then Gem is back on the retirement thread (ok, goal setter) but Revz is wondering if retirement is even going to be a thing for Millennials considering, well, the end of the world. Happy Tuesday legends. We’re so happy you’re here.</p><p>#Notspons</p><p>-Kate: <a href="https://nakedsundays.com/collections/beautyscreen">Naked Sundays BeautyScreen</a></p><p>-Gem: <a href="https://shevoke.com/">Shevoke Sunglasses</a></p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My 3 year old is a D*ckhead

<p>Today’s caller is losing her mind and her boundaries.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass: Raffa The Great

<p>Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: The Costumes

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Pregnant With A Bad Idea

<p>First up today, Revz has questions for us all about splitting the bill. Yes, again. And while we’re here on Money Personalities, what are we all doing for wedding gifts? Where did the “cover the cost of your plate” thing come from? Gem thinks money brings out the worst in people and, well, make it make sense otherwise. Revz thinks there’s hidden anxiety in social money secrecy and it may just be one of the most emotional spaces in our lives. Also, do you know what a Centibillionaire is? Gem schools Revz and it makes her existential. Then we get to it. Revz’s… news. BIG NEWS. Very backflip, very cause for concern. But we are always here to hold space and trust in evolution.. right? RIGHT? Big breaths DLs, the pod family may be changing shape!</p><p>Revz got a puppy episode: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/how-much-is-that-disaster-in-the-window/id1544178687?i=1000549561860">How Much is That Disaster In The Window?</a></p><p>#Not Spons:</p><p>Gem: <a href="https://loziandgabe.com.au/products/pop-up-baby-beach-tents-spf50">Lozi and Gabe Beach Tent</a></p><p>Revz: <a href="https://shopflint.co/?srsltid=AfmBOoo0lh_xJibLYRFiln89_rCA1M8icYdp3mcvYqFVzFhX5dyYpPoT">Flint Rechargeable Lighter</a></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass: Favourite Things

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☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Regret Getting A Puppy

<p>This week’s caller has 2 kids under 4 and then got a puppy. Nuff said.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass: Couples Therapy

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🎤 Backstage Pass: If Wedding Vows Were Honest

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🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridal Ballad

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The 7 Traits of Couples Who Made It

<p>We rocked up completely matching today, confirming what we mostly knew, we are indeed, officially a two-headed monster. First up, Revz has made an observation and it’s giving Shark v Bunny (stay with us), and it involves the way we dress our kids. Then Revz has time for a Relationship Listicle that we simply must dissect. And Gem doesn’t have time for the transition into retirement and like…what, Gem?! #Longtermgoals #50before50… #ineedanap. We tussle around the concept and really only land on some more things to add to the relationship goals list and so, colour me Tuesday, we’re on a trip today.</p><p><br></p><p>@the.holistic.psychologist</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/p/C_UC3pDSnp1/?hl=en&amp;img_index=1</p><p><br></p><p>#Notspon:</p><p>Gem: loungey.com.au</p><p>Revz: lmsthebrand.com.au</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass: The Call

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🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridgerton

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☎️ Bestie Hotline : My High Energy Kid Needs His Batteries Drained

<p>This weeks caller is weighing up social batteries and energy stores in a lose lose scenario. </p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass: PR Emergency

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🎤 Backstage Pass: The Loop Pedal

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🎤 Backstage Pass: A Day Out

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🎤 Backstage Pass: The Comments Section

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When Can I Leave My Kids At Home? (Asking for a Friend)

<p>Well, someone is feeling self conscious and she needs to apologise (did we learn NOTHING?). But seriously, are we STILL deep in sleep bullshit, like, still? Gem doesn’t have time for waiting till her kids can, well, look after themselves. What is the age you can pop to the shops, we wonder? And Revz is feeling the loneliness of solo parenting and it’s making her feel a little tender. But we got her, and we got you, DLs. Another Tuesday talking sh*t out with your fave besties.</p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

🎤 Backstage Pass: Country Medley

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🎤 Backstage Pass: The Trenches

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☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Mum Doesn't Get Me

<p>Today's caller doesn't know how to handle her tricky relationship with her Mum. </p><p>-</p><p>If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long:</p><p>Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis</p><p>Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>