We Don't Have Time For This

You Want A Trophy For That Braid, Mate?

<p>Birth-day round-up! (Birth-day round up!) there's two poddy baby bdays happening at the mo and Gem and Revz feel differently about the passing of time. Gem does not have time for how boring trucks and cars are... and she's not wrong, like, get a new sound. And Revz gets high on her own supply and goes on a rant about dads doing braids. Also, we did an embarrasing thing pretending to be influencers and oh gawd, what a cringe. Happy Tuesday lady loves (and 3 male listeners) we're so happy you're here!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid F*cked Up His Face

<p>This week's caller has a kid who's into "eyebrow art" just in time for school photos.</p><p><br></p><p>You've got mail - Don't forget to sign up to our Bestie Bulletin to get your weekly rundown of what's what from Gem and Revzy - https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Holidays; A Novel Place to Feel Tired

<p>So, Revz has <em>arrived</em> at the place where holidays are fun again (what WHAT?!) but don't feel too jealous, she's also arrived at Pokémon-land which is a real kick in the tits cashflow wise. Gem has a four year old (heart eyes) but is upset by how rich people are geting on YouTube and yes, we feel this deeply in our bones on a fundamental-not-ok level. ALso, Revz is mad that every dress ever has cut outs and HELLO it's Tuesday!</p><p>You've got mail - Don't forget to sign up to our Bestie Bulletin to get your weekly rundown of what's what from Gem and Revzy - https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do Other Mums Look So Put Together?

<p>Today's caller wants to know how other mums seem to always look so put together when her ankle biters won't let her pick up a hairbrush.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Um...Why Is This In My Show Bag?

<p>This week's caller wants to know why her 2022 show bag is so... well... bullshit. #thankgodforbertiebeetle</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

REWIND: Get A Fkn Vasectomy, Mate!

<p>Would it be Tuesday if there wasn’t period cups, mochas and chat about pulling out? (If you asked “of what?” you’ve got the wrong podcast). Today we do NOT have time for taking all the goddamn responsibilities for birth control for our whole damn lives. Like, when does it end? With a vasectomy, that’s when! It makes us rage, RAGE like a full-moon wolf in heat! Aaaaanyway…  what is the ideal age gap for your kids? And how cute is it how we all think we can plan it down to the month. Lol, us! And would you change any of it if you could? Highly recommend a strong coffee or a double skim flat wine with this one, it gets real.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

REWIND: Talking shit, like, literally.

<p>You voted, we listened! Gem's household is down with the c bug, so we're dishing up one of our top, all time fav episodes like the warm cosy comfort food Gem can't taste. Let's slide back in to the adventures at Whizzy World with some OG Gem and Revz.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A $6 Public Meltdown

<p>Gem has claws, of the nail art variety and so is an expert, der. But what do you do about the shit (literally) that gets under the nail art? Eew. And while the world falls to shit, we’ve properly lost our minds. Gem had a public shaming (filmed by her mum, lol) in a mall with a screaming toddler and got “saved” by a well meaning onlooker, but did that reward some rubbish behaviour? And are tantrums modern? Or are they a tale as old as time? Then Revz is battling a weird new fear she cannot shake but absolutely needs to before she becomes #triathlon #fitspo very shortly. Then Gem has a bloody ripper of a #notspon and Revz can save you thousands on therapy.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Wage Won't Cover Daycare

<p>This week's caller wants to go back to work but her wage wont cover daycare. Is it worth it?</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instagram DMs with you dilemma! Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Full Blown Phone Addict

<p>Well, we're back in iso (one of us anyway) so we are coming to you remote-record stye today from two different homes. One of which was almost burned down by woo woo last week, so we get into that. Then Gem doesn't have time for phone addiction; hers' or her hubs, but Revz is still a full-blown addict, so what's the way to have the "portal" and a healthy tech-life? We get into bad behaviour at your parent's house, how we want to raise boys who still talk to us and the power of multiple young relationships. Revz almost tells us about her new love interest but gets weird and Gem has sorted Raffa's bday party (for now; stay away Covid!) We go everywhere, really, and get quite existential, as we are interrupted and distracted by the realities of life, so... basically a classic Mama catch up! Happy Tuesday from our earphones to yours.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Lunchbox Wars

<p>Today's caller is JUST 👏🏻 DONE 👏🏻 with the lunchbox Police.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instagram DMs with you dilemma! Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What, Is My Obstetrician Not Good Enough For You?

<p>Gem doesn't think she should be a podcast host any more... because of her "new" "celebrity" "crush" and how she only just worked it out. Revz throws out some controversial opinions on her taste in chocolate during shark week which sparks a MAJOR FEUD that goes on too long. And then Gem is back at the annual birthday party dilemma about who you invite and don't invite and how many is too many and what if you wanna post it on INSTAGRAM? WHAT THEN? Revz is not in the mood for this and is not backwards on coming forward with her opinion. Then Revz doesn't have time for when you give a mate a recco and they aren't picking up what you're putting down (not her talking just about when Gem did this to her). Then we have a fight about lunchboxes - actual lunchboxes - not whats in them, but the nuts and bolts... ROCK AND ROLL, PEOPLE!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can My Twins Just Stay In Nappies?

<p>Today's caller is weary at the thought of toilet training her twins and to that we say... DON'T???</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Does That Feel Good, Daddy?

<p>So, the DLs are rioting about Revz' comments on balayage and there's a mutiny happening in the Facebook group. But we are, frankly, exhausted by all the "on-edge-energy" going round and round (the world). We're calling it jet-lag with a side of whiplash. But enough of platitudes, it's Tuesday and there's shit we don't have time for; today, it's "Toxic Gratitude". Revz has very mixed feelings about this new term, which indeed may be toxic itself, but it put language around what we're all navigating at the moment... we think. We get into how the influencers are supposed to navigate this time, and how we're supposed to consume it. Then we talk about money...and how awkies it is.. until another topic takes over and we abandon it all together. True story.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Getting Back On The (Dating) Horse?

<p>This weeks caller ( A MAN, NO LESS ) is wondering about the apps, about dating, when its time and is it bullshit (spoiler alert, yes.)</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis">instagram</a> DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

How To Dress A Man In 10 Steps

<p>Happy International Women's Day! It's an important, vital and reverent day, so we thought we'd talk about clothes 🤪 and the real-life Barbies in our lives; Men. We all know Gem doesn't want her husband in her bed, but did you know she does want him in certain clothes? How did she do it? ITS A TELL-ALL. Nothing like some reverse sexism on such an important day in the calendar. Also, nail art - is it something we need to get on board with? And seriously, why is it so wonderful to be a woman, despite the unending on-paper challenges? We celebrate.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate - Kmart <a href="https://www.kmart.com.au/category/home-&amp;-living/home-by-category/home-decor/vases/252069/">vases</a></p><p>Gem - <a href="https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&amp;ai=CG7qEAUElYvamLNKymsMP4L6DoAa0_ZjwYuXIsbXkDZT-heK3CggAEAEguVQoAmCl-JGAkAGgAZyjh_ADyAEBqQIqYMcxD76oPsgD2CCqBFtP0Hc4eDZG-dIeDPlxwCyIR-DOOkX_fj3slp94rXOpX4N9IoEharxIyKOiFnoeAbwnzZ1QGYiFItoFx36epfeLeJEGDR-fGCzqkdtkRxtKVDZdCrftXhGqjiF-wASo3M2O4gOABZBOiAWpnL6NMaAGUYAHzNz4D4gHAZAHAagHpr4bqAe5mrECqAfz0RuoB-7SG6gH_5yxAqgHytwboAih2akEsAgB0ggMEAIghAEyAoJAOgEAmgkeaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmVlcmNhcnRlbC5jb20uYXUvsQkNsL9T09rjIbkJDbC_U9Pa4yH4CQGYCwGqDAIIAbgMAegMBoIUDwgDEgtiZWVyIGNhcnRlbIgUAdAVAZgWAfgWAYAXAZIXCBIGCAEQAxgs&amp;ae=2&amp;ved=2ahUKEwi27quZz7L2AhWxlNgFHXXwBUkQ0Qx6BAgDEAE&amp;dct=1&amp;dblrd=1&amp;sival=AF15MEAaDnx2SPfYuey-DfQOoT6PDusICUBTWpQOL9bSMUF8EKNH0WK0oeZ_jGg-WHHZZ4xjdag7QY0g-s3WeN7yAtFZ9o8uxYoEnQufILVhf5LCKJHpZnOBvYoCg8gVla5BQae7sXTOnnSIB_tmm4mplJndi3xkA89de1aPNgMlhh2WVWAcR5jzzLpQNXDGudhK4sHErm0q&amp;sig=AOD64_1YsVFec148UFMKnR-QD_-aaZ17zQ&amp;adurl=https://www.beercartel.com.au/">Beer Cartel </a></p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam <a href="www.instagram.com/wedonthavetimeforthis%20">@wedonthavetimeforthis </a>or our brand new <a href="www.facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis">Facebook Group</a>!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to <strong>hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</strong></p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the <strong>#extendedmothersgroup</strong> and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Want To Outsource My Mental Load

<p>This week's caller wants to outsource some mental load but her hubby "won't let her".</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

They Don't Sleep In The Same Bed? 😬

<p>So Revzy is fitspo now? Gem is not convinced. Or maybe it's the botox not letting on how she really feels. (Yes, we give a botox update, no, we don't talk about bobo [the dog]). We talk about the return of travel-for-work, followed closely by bin juice and dead flower water. Then, Gem doesn't have time for the idea that sleeping in separate beds is a mark of failure - she thinks it actually might be a #lifehack we all need to explore. Revz' isn't sure, so we hash 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 out. The things we will do in pursuit of a good night's sleep, huh? speaking of, Gem tells us about a terrifying night in her childhood and omg... now a lot makes sense. Hope you've got your coffee, coffee, coffee, it's Tuesday besties! x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I discipline your jerk kid?

<p>Today's caller is wondering if she can tell other people's kids where to go if they're being dickheads in front of her kids or if she should leave it well enough alone.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Mum-Guilt: As Seen On TV

<p>Gem; you know, Wallet Mum (phone mum) Gem, who can't cook and hates feeding kids? She has to now do lunchboxes and, LOL, it's a lot. Speaking of Domestic Dramas, <em>Neighbours</em> is coming to an end and Gem has some feelings about it. Then Revz doesn't have time for her 7 year old daughter's (maybe not that big of a deal) request and is wrestling with her thoughts about it. Then, Gem is majorly pissed at a particular ad on TV and we get into why it made us both so deeply uncomfortable and cranky. Happy Tuesday Besties, we're so glad you're here.</p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored </strong></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://yusei.com.au/collections/skin/products/dew-body-oil-100ml">Yusei</a> Body Oil</p><p>Gem | <a href="https://www.mecca.com.au/mecca-max/off-duty-contour-stick-medium/I-043274.html?gclid=CjwKCAiA6seQBhAfEiwAvPqu14GyGHeb6ena5whbg_LWnMMYaf94GhaQegTYMAYEfkNOhql1e521KRoCwXAQAvD_BwE&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds">Mecca Max "Off-Duty"</a> contour and glow sticks</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Co-Habitation Hesitation

<p>Today's caller is about to move in with her lover... "Any tips" she asks,,,ANY TIPS?</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Well Look Who's On The Apps

<p>Gem is back from a holiday, a.k.a Parenting With A View, and she's refreshed and ready to drop-kick her kids right back where they belong ; daycare. We open that old can of worms, babysitters; just how are you supposed to get good with leaving your kids at home with a stranger, we really need to know. And well, it's Valentine's Day week, the annual shrug heard around the world, but it's prompted Revz to get back on the horse and so, guess who's on the bloody apps?! It's a jungle out there folks, but Revzy is our single girl correspondent, happy to share her stories from the OTHER SIDE. Also, a bougie af not-sponny and a Tassie nod to cocktail hour. School's back in session, besties, get amongst it!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I just keep my skinny jeans?

<p>Today's caller just wants to stay in her skinny jeans please. </p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

How Do I Know If I'm Happy?

<p>So, Revz is flip-flopping on the fur-ball, which is oddly out of character, but that's kinda the vibe of this year, isn't it? Gem is musing on the sex vibe in her house, and tells us all the 25 stage process she needs to go through before she's "in the mood" (enter sex candle). Revzy has found a new joy in her life, which involves humiliating her kids. Gem has reached the stage with Raffa where she can turn shame into a teaching moment and she's feeling the weight of the responsibility. Gem feels awful, Revz thinks it productive and then its Gem's turn to spiral. Then look, we get deep, very deep, about spirituality, self, responsibility and happiness and well, we just go with it. Thank you for coming to our TED talk, Besties, we're Gurus now.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Not-Into-It-Nana

<p>This week's caller's Mum is not that into being a Grandparent, and while its a boss feminist choice, it still hurts.</p><p><br></p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

How Much Is That Disaster In The Window?

<p>Um, well, BOTH Gem and Revz have started exercising, like, actually doing it and liking it and up is down, you guys. We spend most of our time on a major, major mistake Revz has made, but before that, we get into our "coffee names", Luna New Year, our Chinese Zodiacs (and our yum cha order), how Revz is NOT STUBBORN and Gem's passionate hate of bamboo. We discuss instant attraction, instinct and soul mates (and if we think they exist). Then keep an ear out for a little flashback to a previous episode that is just going to make you shake your damn head as Revz has taken 'evolving' to a new level. In fact, we could straight up call it BACK TRACKING. Essentially, prepare to hear a proper spiral in real time. Happy Tuesday Besties, we're glad you're here.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : School Holidaze

<p>This weeks caller doesn't know how to School-Holiday...and neither do we.</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p><br></p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

New Year, Same Us!

<p>Well, we ghosted you. It wasn't cool. We're sorry, but we know you'll get it. But it's a new year, Besties, and we have things we wanna DO (or in Gem's case, NOT do.) And top of the list? Party. You heard us, we wanna party. Not hang, not chill, not family picnic, we want a blow out, hair down, rager of a party, and we're making plans. Also, Isla is vegetarian, Raffa and Iggy won't sleep, COVID has run rampant and work has gone next level. So, all in all, a new year, but your same hot-mess besties, just try's figure it all out.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

When Baby Has A Bully

<p>Gem is Spring Cleaning in the most hard core way, but don't you DARE call it nesting, ok?! Her house got "washed" and it broke the internet so now she's on a mission to clean the (her) world. And Revz cleaned a draw. Hurray Revz. Today we wanna know, what do the teachers and carers want for Chrissy and can it be $4.50 only and should it really just be booze? Gem has a better idea. Then we hash out the politics of re-gifting. One of us is all for, and one of us finds it problematic. Then, our baby girls are being confronted with social dilemmas and it's breaking our goddamn hearts. When is it our job to step in (never?) and when is it out job to simply arm them with resilience and tools to take on the realities of life? And is it ever ok to bully a bully if the bully is, herself a baby? Then we talk way too long about a mars bar and we are only 4 more breakdowns from the end of the year, Besties! LET'S SMASH IT OUT</p><p><br></p><p>-</p><p><strong>#notsponsored</strong></p><p>Kate | <a href="https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/170699/mars-raspberry-chocolate-bar-chocolate-bar">Mars Raspberry Smash </a></p><p>Gem | <a href="https://lunavista.com.au">Luna Vista </a></p><p><br></p><p>For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group!</p><p>We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com</p><p>And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Cold Never Bothered Her Anyway

<p>This weeks caller has a kid who's way too old and way too cold</p><p>-</p><p>If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!</p><p>Gem &amp; Revz x</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>